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J. Variable X/0

@variable-x.bsky.social
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Artist. Writer. Grognard gamer. All the things. dreamsoverzero.com bsky.app/profile/dreamsoverzero.bsk… (not that there's anything up there yet)

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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Maybe I'll start posting some little commercials again. It's a good day to scream into the void.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Most of social media is just millions and millions of people posting billions and billions of little commercials about themselves.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
🎶 Thou needest not have wealthe To be my love Thou needest not be coole To rule above Ther nys no especial signe Ich have affinitee wyth Ich nede naught but thyne extra tyme and thy [lute riffe] kysse 🎶 #Prince
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Buddy movie that really should have happened: Pee-Wee Herman and Hunter S. Thompson go on a cross-country adventure (via tandem bike, of course)
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
"All artists are willing to suffer for their work. But why are so few prepared to learn to draw?" -- Banksy #artsky #art #artists
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Friends who bring snacks are the best. And she's got a little heart on her bum, so it doesn't get much better than this.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
By attaching outboard motors to the major continental landmasses we should be able to reform pangea within the next 3-6 months
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Keeper of the DooDads. @mixed-debris.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
A fun project I've been working on: #zombie finger hooks! Possibly for sale if I get enough interest. Good for #Halloween and other #creepy #gothic #horror #decor. The #vampire finger's nail is made of metal and no, is not for sale. HMU if you're interested. #art #popart #monster #scary #brains 1/3
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
You'll never be "ready." Just go do the damned thing you keep saying you want to do.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
#art #flashfiction #imadeathing
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I'd be more willing to participate in society if society didn't want me to do such profoundly boring and meaningless things.
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Nature Vibes @naturehq.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
some wealthy patron should give me a bunch of money to write an essay about spending a week in a fancy sleeper car on a train. I probably wouldn't have anything insightful to say but the whole time I'd be like "WHEEEEE!!"
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Q: Why do snails not want to come out of their shells to go to parties? A: . . . BECAUSE THEY ARE INTROVERTEBRATES #imfunny #jokesimadeupmyself
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
It only needed a little fixin', so I fixed it a little.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Christmas Mourning (Spotted on our daily walk today)
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Here, I took a picture of some #springtime for you.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Everybody you meet is fighting a secret battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they've tried Yoga.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
None of us are real.
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Litbowl @litbowl.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
From Rudy Francisco's book, Helium. Published by @buttonpoetry.bsky.social. Get it here: bit.ly/rfhelium #poem #books #writing
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I have had a lovely day. Evening is shaping up pretty good, as well. Hoping a lot of you can say the same. That is all.
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
damocles, dude, you absolutely cannot put your sword there. come on man
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Litbowl @litbowl.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Generative AI is a scam built by people who have never made anything of value, of beauty, in their lives—who have only preyed upon and destroyed. You can come take my work from my cold dead hands—after reasonable decades have passed. That’s what copyright law says and that’s why we have it.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I feel like proselytizing today.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Did some yard work today and I found this #coolrock! It is a SEPTARIAN. SEPTARIANs are among my most favorite rocks because they're all so different and they often have really neat stuff going on inside them. I think this one has a rose quartz vein!
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The Hidden Almanac Feast Days @hiddenalmanac.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
9 April is the Feast Day of Saint Fabriano, patron of art supplies. St. Fabriano is invoked whenever the artist has found a truly wonderful tool, which is then promptly discontinued. A timely prayer to St. Fabriano is believed to be effective at locating quantities of these objects on clearance.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
If you're holding a slice of cheese when you shake hands with someone it's like you're making a little sandwich together
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Mor Naaman @informor.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff
Full of people down 5th avenue, view from 39th Street.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?' And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!' And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I taught myself to add "How are you?" when greeting someone because it seemed like a nice social norm I could use to show that I am friendly, but I think I will stop doing that
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Keeper of the DooDads. @mixed-debris.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
More #metalart from yours truly. It's a banana hanger/fruit bowl holder, and its name is Bananapus. #metal #art #sculpture #welding #fabrication #blacksmith #decor #kitchen #fruit #octopus #tentacles #cosmichorror #healthysnacks #banana #myspoonistoobig #hashtag
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Raven Queen of the Great Hollow 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️ @ravenqueenhrefna.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
PLEASE. I beg everybody who claim they can’t do art to actively take somebtime out of their daily routine to practice it. Grab some paper. Grab a pencil. Grab simple things at the store. Sit down. Watch tutorials, read some books about art, look through art books. Try.
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
“Collect books, even if you don’t plan on reading them right away. Nothing is more important than an unread library.” -John Waters.
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Chris B 🐻🌈 @loottheroom.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I love being reminded that Emily Dickinson was great, actually
I died for beauty, but was scarce
Adjusted in the tomb,
When one who died for truth was lain
In an adjoining room.

He questioned softly why I failed?
“For beauty,” I replied.”
And I for truth – the two are one;
We brethren are,” he said.

And so, as kinsmen met a-night,
We talked between the rooms,
Until the moss had reached our lips,
And covered up our names.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
COFFEE THOUGHTS: With instant connectivity, when someone you rarely hear from anymore says "I miss you", it begs the question: Do they miss *you*, or do they miss who you *used* to be? Or do they really just miss who *they* used to be, in the old days, hanging around with who you used to be?
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
"Here's what GPT had to say" has the same energy as a toddler who walks into the room and says "Look what I found in the toilet!"
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Ok, I don't do a lot of landscapes, but after driving around in the sticks today this scene is on my mind. #Spring in #Michigan. #artsky #artist #digitalart
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Spotted along the road in my conservative little mid-Michigan town. I'm positive there are some people here I could be friends with, if I could only find them. Either that or it's the opening shot of a lot of movies I've seen and I probably should just keep driving.
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
If anyone suggested I use "AI" for art or writing I would cave their skull in with a fire extinguisher
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
This is how they sang in the ‘90’s.
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Keeper of the DooDads. @mixed-debris.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I guess if I'm gonna self-promote, I better post something, so here's a photo I took. #photography
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
STOP. PUTTING. APOSTROPHES. ON. PLURAL. WORDS. ALSO: "IT'S" means "IT IS." THE POSSESSIVE OF "IT" is "ITS". *head explodes* I am all about the natural evolution of language and grammar and punctuation, but it needs to make sense. Random apostrophes don't make sense.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Just started reading "The Gormenghast Trilogy" by Mervyn Peake and found this in the introduction. I think I'm gonna like this guy.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
LOOKIT!! LOOKIT LOOKIT #booksky LOOKIT!!! WE WENT THRIFT-STORING TODAY AND NOT ONLY DID I FIND A PILE OF AWESOME BOOKS BUT ALSO A REAL HONEST-TO-GODS LIBRARY CART TO PUT THEM ON (I used to work in #libraries and I have always wanted my very own proper cart...now I just need a vintage card-catalog)
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
How far back do we have to spring for it to be daylight on one side of the planet and nighttime on the other forever? Then everyone can just go live in their favorite lighting zone and we can be done with this
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Get outta here with your process videos and endless draft posts, just do the damned art, and then show it off...or don't.
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 01/03/2025
It's actually extremely cool that I will never run out of neat stuff to learn
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