J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Maybe I'll start posting some little commercials again. It's a good day to scream into the void. 010
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I don't mind if the axolotl hear me. I trust them. 000
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 04/07/2025In that case you should name the puppy "Suds of a Fuckin' Dish". 010
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Most of social media is just millions and millions of people posting billions and billions of little commercials about themselves. 030
Reposted by J. Variable X/0Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 07/06/2025🎶 Thou needest not have wealthe To be my love Thou needest not be coole To rule above Ther nys no especial signe Ich have affinitee wyth Ich nede naught but thyne extra tyme and thy [lute riffe] kysse 🎶 #Prince 1342686
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Buddy movie that really should have happened: Pee-Wee Herman and Hunter S. Thompson go on a cross-country adventure (via tandem bike, of course) 000
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 31/05/2025My RPG books are absolutely non-negotiable. If I go, they all go with me. 110
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 28/05/2025"All artists are willing to suffer for their work. But why are so few prepared to learn to draw?" -- Banksy #artsky #art #artists 040
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 28/05/2025And condolences for your situation. It's a tough thing for anyone to go through. 000
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 28/05/2025I'm a caregiver in a hospice home facility. Can confirm that the families are usually harder to deal with than the patients. 100
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Friends who bring snacks are the best. And she's got a little heart on her bum, so it doesn't get much better than this. 030
Reposted by J. Variable X/0mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 21/05/2025By attaching outboard motors to the major continental landmasses we should be able to reform pangea within the next 3-6 months 36712
Reposted by J. Variable X/0Keeper of the DooDads. @mixed-debris.bsky.social · 14/05/2025A fun project I've been working on: #zombie finger hooks! Possibly for sale if I get enough interest. Good for #Halloween and other #creepy #gothic #horror #decor. The #vampire finger's nail is made of metal and no, is not for sale. HMU if you're interested. #art #popart #monster #scary #brains 1/3 261
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Narrator: Unfortunately, the airplane pilot's life was even more dramatic, and they had a few hours to explain everything to their captive audience in the cabin. "Folks, this is your captain speaking, and I just have to vent..." 030
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 11/05/2025And they're bringing the Leftover Prosthetic-Glue Skin Gummies with them 110
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 10/05/2025You'll never be "ready." Just go do the damned thing you keep saying you want to do. 030
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I keep coming back to look at this one. "Balance" is a perfect title; I can feel how it's balanced, and it's delightful. 010
Reposted by J. Variable X/0Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 28/04/2025I'd be more willing to participate in society if society didn't want me to do such profoundly boring and meaningless things. 2306
Reposted by J. Variable X/0JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 26/04/2025some wealthy patron should give me a bunch of money to write an essay about spending a week in a fancy sleeper car on a train. I probably wouldn't have anything insightful to say but the whole time I'd be like "WHEEEEE!!" 1867042
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Q: Why do snails not want to come out of their shells to go to parties? A: . . . BECAUSE THEY ARE INTROVERTEBRATES #imfunny #jokesimadeupmyself 030
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 24/04/2025It only needed a little fixin', so I fixed it a little. 020
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Christmas Mourning (Spotted on our daily walk today) 110
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Here, I took a picture of some #springtime for you. 010
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 20/04/2025I thought I saw one go by yesterday but when I went to check it was gone 110
Reposted by J. Variable X/0Litbowl @litbowl.bsky.social · 18/04/2025From Rudy Francisco's book, Helium. Published by @buttonpoetry.bsky.social. Get it here: bit.ly/rfhelium #poem #books #writing 15213
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Me, trying to use up the jumbo bottle of parmesan cheese we got at Costco two years ago: I never want to save that much money on parmesan Cheese again 020
J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I have had a lovely day. Evening is shaping up pretty good, as well. Hoping a lot of you can say the same. That is all. 120
Reposted by J. Variable X/0Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel 175136343864
Reposted by J. Variable X/0more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/04/2025damocles, dude, you absolutely cannot put your sword there. come on man 32326494