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J. Variable X/0

@variable-x.bsky.social
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Artist. Writer. Grognard gamer. All the things. dreamsoverzero.com bsky.app/profile/dreamsoverzero.bsk… (not that there's anything up there yet)

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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Maybe I'll start posting some little commercials again. It's a good day to scream into the void.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I don't mind if the axolotl hear me. I trust them.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Super squeaks.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The Gormenghast Trilogy, by Mervyn Peake
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Can confirm; it was exactly that
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Oh look, they're doing the wave
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
In that case you should name the puppy "Suds of a Fuckin' Dish".
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Most of social media is just millions and millions of people posting billions and billions of little commercials about themselves.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
🎶 Thou needest not have wealthe To be my love Thou needest not be coole To rule above Ther nys no especial signe Ich have affinitee wyth Ich nede naught but thyne extra tyme and thy [lute riffe] kysse 🎶 #Prince
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Buddy movie that really should have happened: Pee-Wee Herman and Hunter S. Thompson go on a cross-country adventure (via tandem bike, of course)
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The Exorcist comes to mind
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
My RPG books are absolutely non-negotiable. If I go, they all go with me.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
"All artists are willing to suffer for their work. But why are so few prepared to learn to draw?" -- Banksy #artsky #art #artists
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
And condolences for your situation. It's a tough thing for anyone to go through.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I'm a caregiver in a hospice home facility. Can confirm that the families are usually harder to deal with than the patients.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Friends who bring snacks are the best. And she's got a little heart on her bum, so it doesn't get much better than this.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
6. wet
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
By attaching outboard motors to the major continental landmasses we should be able to reform pangea within the next 3-6 months
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I feel validated.
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Keeper of the DooDads. @mixed-debris.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
A fun project I've been working on: #zombie finger hooks! Possibly for sale if I get enough interest. Good for #Halloween and other #creepy #gothic #horror #decor. The #vampire finger's nail is made of metal and no, is not for sale. HMU if you're interested. #art #popart #monster #scary #brains 1/3
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Narrator: Unfortunately, the airplane pilot's life was even more dramatic, and they had a few hours to explain everything to their captive audience in the cabin. "Folks, this is your captain speaking, and I just have to vent..."
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
And they're bringing the Leftover Prosthetic-Glue Skin Gummies with them
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
You'll never be "ready." Just go do the damned thing you keep saying you want to do.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I keep coming back to look at this one. "Balance" is a perfect title; I can feel how it's balanced, and it's delightful.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
#art #flashfiction #imadeathing
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
...and found wanting.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I'd be more willing to participate in society if society didn't want me to do such profoundly boring and meaningless things.
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Nature Vibes @naturehq.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
some wealthy patron should give me a bunch of money to write an essay about spending a week in a fancy sleeper car on a train. I probably wouldn't have anything insightful to say but the whole time I'd be like "WHEEEEE!!"
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
No comment
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Q: Why do snails not want to come out of their shells to go to parties? A: . . . BECAUSE THEY ARE INTROVERTEBRATES #imfunny #jokesimadeupmyself
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
It only needed a little fixin', so I fixed it a little.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Christmas Mourning (Spotted on our daily walk today)
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Not if I get to them first
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Here, I took a picture of some #springtime for you.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Everybody you meet is fighting a secret battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they've tried Yoga.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I thought I saw one go by yesterday but when I went to check it was gone
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
"Olo." Pffft. "Octarine" was RIGHT THERE.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Well, shit.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
None of us are real.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Democracy is baroque-n?
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Litbowl @litbowl.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
From Rudy Francisco's book, Helium. Published by @buttonpoetry.bsky.social. Get it here: bit.ly/rfhelium #poem #books #writing
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Me, trying to use up the jumbo bottle of parmesan cheese we got at Costco two years ago: I never want to save that much money on parmesan Cheese again
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I have had a lovely day. Evening is shaping up pretty good, as well. Hoping a lot of you can say the same. That is all.
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Well that fits perfectly.
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel
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J. Variable X/0 @variable-x.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
The world needs more of all those things.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
damocles, dude, you absolutely cannot put your sword there. come on man
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