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There's a whole lot of so-called "Freedom Fighters" out there, and not a single goddamn one of them is fighting for my right to light up a cigarette in a Denny's.

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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There is a give and take required, but this can be a beautiful relationship. I have personally received the gift of classic literature and shared the gift of cheap beer and buffalo chicken wings.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 09/08/2026
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No, God will not kill you for running a half-empty dishwasher. This is a common worry, but it is not a sin.
Why It Is Not a Sin
• Not in the Bible: God's laws do not mention dishwashers or how full they must be.
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Apple podcast transcript thing transcribed ChatGPT to “Chachi Petit” which is far too endearing, but I cannot get it out of my head.
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The disclaimer “this is not financial advice” is funny because if it were true, it means that everyone watching just wants to listen to a dweeb wax poetic about investing in meme stocks.
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
YOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND
Cookie the psychic dog car ad (you will believe a dog can read your mind)
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
they just had a world cup yesterday. having all these world cups in a row cheapens the experience
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
They let anyone vibe code, even if their vibes are bad!
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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PressProgress @pressprogress.ca · 19/06/2026
Mark Carney’s government is rushing through major changes to Canada’s labour laws. Unions say workers should be alarmed. Unions are warning Carney’s government is planning to place limits on the right to strike and deliver other items on “Corporate Canada’s wish list”
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Mark Carney’s Government is Rushing Through Major Changes to Canada’s Labour Laws. Unions Say Workers Should Be Alarmed.
Unions are warning Carney is planning to place limits on the right to strike and deliver other items on 'Corporate Canada's wish list'
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
we can fix that
cat punching the camera meme
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Natalie, but spooky 👻 @falconat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
loser of netherlands vs japan has to pay reparations to indonesia
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This is a much more impressive accomplishment than becoming a trillionaire
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
*stroking pizza seductively* so is there a mama johns?
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
There’s a lot of deserved smoke online for Canada re: not really giving a shit that we’re hosting the world cup. And like, we are correct that soccer sucks, but I am more and more in favour of zero IQ mono culture shit like soccer. Every other country seems so fucking jacked and we can’t get it up.
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My reason to live for the next 30 fucking years will be waiting to see my white whale; High Speed Rail between Calgary and Edmonton.
cbc.ca
Alberta government eyes downtown-to-airport trains as 1st key project of passenger rail plan | CBC News
Alberta's government is eyeing train connections between airports and the downtown cores of its two biggest cities as the first key project of the province's new passenger rail plan.
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LunchCounterPunch @theultrasecret.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I often think that Economics, the field, doesn't explain, or aspire, it justifies. And what it usually ends up justifying is why capitalism must be, with all of its racism, rapaciousness and hollowing effects. The human spirit demands and deserves more, and our imaginations can get us there.
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Currently working to co-opt the separatist movement to create my utopian Albertan People’s Republic. The demands of our politburo (my most annoying friends) are simple: 1. Nationalize the oil industry. 2. Bring back smoking indoors. 3. New flag, w/silhouette of gun. 4. Beer in grocery stores.
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Data Center? I hardly know her!
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Bro, I can’t come on your podcats. I got like respawns abilities and shit.
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Obviously he’s just gonna yap, but it is more fun to imagine the lights go up and Donald Trump is behind a piano and obviously not playing it but then his crew has to pretend that he’s been a piano player secretly for years.
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Thinkin' about starting some kind of institute or think tank or some shit. Seems like an easy gig. "The Hot Dog Project" or the "Imagination Institute", "Mind-Brain Foundation". Something like that.
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brad is wearing the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school
(brown hog with head exploding meme superimposed over text) The comment led to what he described as a "head-exploding moment," sparking discussions about AI token consumption within the company and the trade-offs it creates, such as on head count. He said that, based on talks with Uber's senior engineering leaders, he realized higher token usage did not translate into a proportional increase in useful consumer features
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Papa John’s Misty
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Loving this new Luke Bryan tune.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"a device we don't recognize was just used" enough. you're my bank i dont have to tell you about all my devices. i got gadgets you never heard of. i got a palm pilot in a drawer somewhere. what you know about that one money boys
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Elite fucking headline.
gamesradar.com
"Stop submitting AI slop code": PS3 emulator RPCS3 shuts down vibe coders, tells them to "learn how to debug, code, and leave behind something useful to humanity when you're gone"
"There are plenty of resources online to learn how to debug and code instead of generating slop that you don't understand and that doesn't work"
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I wrote about being inundated with AI writing at every turn, unwittingly turning my brain into the AI police, and how shitty AI writing is randomly showing up in my real life outside of the internet www.404media.co/your-ai-use-...
404media.co
Your AI Use Is Breaking My Brain
AI writing is impossible to avoid, is making everything sound the same, and is driving us crazy.
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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You in the Josh Groban shirt! Name three songs, poser!
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
There’s a very expensive hotel in the mountains near me that I stay at for work sometimes and some locals say “You know, they say the hotel is haunted.” And it’s like. The breakfast sandwiches in the cafe are $16. Your hotel isn’t fucking haunted. A cup of black coffee is $7. There’s no ghosts.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Vanishing Point! At the Barbican
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The guy at H&R block asked if I had any investments and I said “Oh no, John. All my money is in Beanie Babies.” And then I had to explain that I was joking. So that was a fun little thing.
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Five cases of what?
Five cases of watery diarrhea disease linked to Butterfield Acres petting zoo after acquiring infected calf
The infected calf is no longer with the farm, according to a statement on Butterfield Acres' website. Its twin remains with the facility in quarantine
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Mz. April Daniels ⚧ @aprildaniels.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
When radioactivity was discovered, there was a rush to market for all sorts of radioactive consumer goods. There were water jugs made out of uranium glass, for example. I think about that a lot these days whenever I see AI products being marketed to consumers.
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
“Oh so I’m being arrested for THOUGHT CRIMES now?!” Yes. Your thoughts are bad, and you will be well treated in our reeducation camps until your thoughts suck less.
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I will be starting my own Alberta separatism movement, but we have actual plans. 1. Nationalize the oil industry 2. Bring back smoking indoors. 3. Criminalize private school advocacy.
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
NO! I am not looking to expand my professional network. I am looking for 7 unemployed friends with flexible schedules who can host a cube draft or ttrpg game once a week.
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, as you well know, my client has been ACCUSED of posting cringe… Now I for one suggest - [pregnant pause] - … that we all go beat the shit out of him in the parking lot.
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I guess my commentary on this would be; does Truth Social not have a dark mode? My brain at this point sees black text on white background and assume it's a Truth from the president.
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The ubiquity of humanoid robots made to do things that humans already do makes it too clear that these people just want slaves. Why does the robot need to run? We have cars. Who cares? Why does it need to cook and clean? So the wealthy don’t have to do it or pay someone to do it.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This is not an achievement when you consider, like, vehicles and things
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skoals @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
iq tests should subtract 10 points for being the type of guy who'd take an iq test
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
BUSINESS TIP: If your organization has an executive that insists on walking on stage to Thunderstruck by AC/DC at corporate events, he needs to be launched into the sun.
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 11/04/2026
he's not subtle but not ostentatious either. his style feels sublime. I like him
Photo of a curled up yellow spotted salamander on foliage
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 11/04/2026
Regulate corporations, not people. Start by regulating the use of algorithms to deliver content, don’t allow ads/paid targeting anyone under 16, platform culpability for the spread of misinformation on, require limits on engagement-based user experience design, etc.
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 09/04/2026
I mean, it’s a brokerage party And it’s been a brokerage party for the Eastern Canadian bourgeoisie since time immemorial The problem isn’t that the Liberal Party suddenly doesn’t understand what it is, the problem is that it understands what it is all too well
Globe and Mail:

Besides winning, what does a Liberal Party that will accept Marilyn Gladu actually stand for?

ROBYN URBACK
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Vapes For Babies @vapesforbabies.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Reddit Post:

Theoretically could you turn a camelback into a vaporizer/bong?
You could take hit out of the spicket.
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