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Watching Phantasm (1979) and it occurs to me that these guys could like, just not keep going to that funeral home. Hang out and watch Match Game or something.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Women are so starved for male decency we’re all-in on fucking a Basket Man. 🧺 🍆

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

People have to stop saying that things are “aesthetic.” THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING!

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Once everyone is dead except rich white males, then what.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m pleased with the winner of Project Runway. What a relief.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Lil Durk sounds like a character from Dicktown. Wowie Zowie.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

There’ll be a video of like, a guy walking with a snake or a car that hit a tree and the caption is, “Only in Kentucky/New York/Pasadena/Des Moines!” 🤪🤷‍♀️

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This Elizabeth Holmes doc might be Nathan’s Event Horizon. He’s looked into the lighthouse bulb and seen Pennywise and watched The Ring video and saw the ark of the covenant and looked at the trap, Ray.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Pattinson’s hair is out of control. He’s turning into Yahoo Serious before our eyes.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So this new Shyamalan film is a depressed guy going to a nice house for a new start and a mysterious girl is there but she’s not there and then the twist is that the guy is dead maybe.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I just started needing a cane to walk sometimes and this article comes out about women “pretending” to be disabled for attention which is NOT A THING and why does every single medical condition having to do with women get fucking raked over the coals, mocked or ignored?

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You realize the person who is supposed to love you the most will just never ever take accountability for hurting you.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I’ve eaten quite enough marshmallows today.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads—they all adored her.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

She gave so much and asked for nothing.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Good people keep leaving. Bad people keep controlling.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

RIP DOLLY THE WORLD HAS LOST A QUEEN.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’m watching Veep and I think my vocabulary is showing it. You Frankenstein made of dead dicks.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I was into clowns before all of you idiots.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Pretty much accepted that I will never find another full time graphic design job again. Can’t get a job at a grocery chain even though I’ve worked at 3 different ones, can’t get interview at LA Balloon even tho I worked at a balloon co for 5 years. After my knee replacement maybe I can do retail. 🤷‍♀️

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Today’s prime directive is acquiring a Happy Meal with Hello Kitty/Godzilla toy.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Tickets to @andykindler.bsky.social 18 years ago at a club that no longer exists! Best offer!

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I think boomerangs are making a comeback.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Tomahawk is playing at the Belasco tonight and I can’t afford to go so I’m going to go press my ear against the wall.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Someone needs to be Bugonia this whole place.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

At the car wash at 11PM and a group of people in the bay next to me having a very animated, seemingly scripted and slightly annoying conversation with one guy telling a story and the others reacting. I saw the cameraman as I was leaving.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

LA’s 100-year old water pipes have decided to finally go into the light. Thank you for your service. RIP.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

When you got nothin, bread crumbs are everything.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Oh, Spectrum. We all know service won’t be restored by 1PM. Or 3:30PM. Or 5:47PM. We aren’t falling for your false promises. See you at 11:24PM.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Why do people ask if you like something if you’re wearing the shirt of the thing?

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

A movie I’ve watched more than six times? There are literally one hundred or more. You people don’t normally watch all movies 25 times??

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

“But his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space” is pretty much what happens to me at every job.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

“Collect scrap metal? Rationing?? Victory gardens??? BUY BONDS WHERE YOU WORK OR BANK??? Don’t tell ME what to do, FDR!!!”

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The thing about Reddit is; I say whatever I want because I don’t care about getting kicked out of a sub.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I’d wear shorts but I have garbage legs.

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smartbunny @smartbunny.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Dr. writes RX. Go to pharmacy. They say it needs to be electronic. Go back to Dr. office. They say it has to be paper but they’ll try electronic but give me paper if electronic doesn’t work. I am the first human in history to have a prescription written for them.

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