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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos

@coderan.bsky.social
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Yankee Candle employee/influencer double wick nominee. Clinically proven to function. Listen to my podcast about the dumby mcdumb dumb moments in sports: linktr.ee/SportsAreDumb

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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 2h
Cats on computers be like “Purr my last email” hahahahah just a little humor before work drags me back into hell
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Sean @flyingwalruss.bsky.social · 14h
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 14h
What? You want a cookie or something?
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 14h
I gotta watch Widow’s Bay huh
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 16h
They posted pictures of fans at the Weezer Philly show and they’re all aged 50 or 15
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 16h
I’m not a doctor but I’ll take a look… *vomits* Oh my god how are you still alive
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 16h
Been chain smoking Pepsi again
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Philadelphia 76ers @sixersnba.bsky.social · 16h
camp is in session
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 17h
How as a human to do you look related to Homer Simpson
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 18h
When is LeBron going to be on Abbott Elementary?
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 19h
Might say something about your socioeconomic beliefs if someone who talks like a good portion of Americans gets on your nerves
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 20h
You can go see Digger and just let me know how it is but it’s ok if you forget
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 20h
Check this out: I’m gonna be pissed at Dombo AND Mattingly
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 20h
Flyers season baby
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Pat Gallen, CBS Sports Philadelphia @patgallen.bsky.social · 21h
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 21h
Sure sounded nice (get fucked)
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 21h
Bullpen more like blow pen because um… fuck the Braves
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 21h
john kruk telling a story about playing softball with queen latifah is why i'm tuned in
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 22h
Watching the Phillies trip over their dick for a month just to see them come to life against the Braves as if I knew that would happen
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Christian Bale's Smile in The Big Short
Alt: Christian Bale's Smile in The Big Short
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope this email finds you living in a shotgun shack I hope this email finds you in another part of the world I hope this email finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile I hope this email finds you in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’ve replaced water with Brawndo. It has what plants crave
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I never trust a Delco home that lets mushrooms grow
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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What That Means Question Mark
Alt: Kid directing Nathan interview: What That Means
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/09/2026
bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I reserved my week to be ruined by the Phillies thank you very much
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wicks is my Yankee Candle player of the week!
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A loss is acceptable but could you have scheduled it at like 1pm yesterday
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is that Je… Shit that ain’t him
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TJ Edwards feels like he was an Eagle a decade ago
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is there a… misses Big Dom?
Dom DiSandro ("Big Dom") keeps his personal and marital life private, so public confirmation of whether he is married is not available.
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go Big Dom and the rule of law!
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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cairo Santos but in hoagiemouth
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chump of the week @tarnished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#gobirds
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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna get chippy in the stands
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OH FUCK NO ITS LEO IN REVENANT NOW FOR THE BEARS
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Beer and Loathing in Las Vegas @igglesdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Correct! Conehead Scene with Dan Aykroyd
ALT: Correct! Conehead Scene with Dan Aykroyd
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think every quarter Saquon should put in a bigger cowboy collar to fuck with the defense
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wouldn’t say I’m having FUN per se
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let’s scrap this one and try again tomorrow
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like that Cam Skattebo parallel parking commercial because it highlights his lack of spatial awareness
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go Birds Fuck ICE Free Palestine Defund McAfee
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’ll know it’s happening because the most bizarre shit is going to get an express lane to truth social so they squeeze the old man for a little more pointed hate
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This app tells you when you’ve left your chicken in the fridge for exactly 11 days. Not a day later or earlier. We haven’t the technology
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Baseball playoffs tomorrow
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still need to sell my “What Would LeBron James?” bracelets
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: you can regret how you burn bridges without being upset that a bridge is ultimately burned Spider-man: I mean when you put it that w… hey wait a minute!
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Kyle Neubeck @kyleneubeck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LeBron "I didn't leave my family to lose in the second round, I know that"
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LeBronathan James are you serious
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