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Aoife XO

@valentrans.bsky.social
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Ee-Fah | 30ish | Professional Game Dev | Amateur Faggot | All flirt no follow-through | She/Her | Ontologically Evil 6C5AE388DF254 My Only Crime Is Being Beautiful

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Little kids with their favorite toy on the planet
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The cool thing about having a personality disorder is that you can get into a spiral where you don't want to bother other people with how awful you feel all the time but the isolation just makes you feel worse
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They should invent a version of bottom surgery where everything works as soon as you wake up from the anesthetic and you don't need to do aftercare or worry that sensation will never return
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.
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Vicki Meanieheart 👿 @violence.gay · 22/03/2025
yeah i’m agp: a girl, pretty
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 20/03/2025
Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Why do all of the people doing fun woodworking projects on YouTube give me Maga-lite vibes 😭 I want to enjoy content made by someone who can employ basic empathy
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Few things worse than doing a code review for a coworker, suggesting a change, and them seeing the result of that suggestion and know for sure that they did not bother their ass testing before updating the review
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Being an Online Trans Woman is hard because if you're not aware enough you miss all the history and then you spend all your time trying to play catchup figuring out which tgirl was cancelled for what infraction, which side was Correct, and does it even matter after a week
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I’ve officially made it as a bi transwoman, I just got my first comment calling me an ‘autogynephile’💀💀
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Tiktok is bullying me by saying that the twist of season 2 of Severance was obvious and telegraphed from the beginning but I was shocked when I watched it happen 😭
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
My hot take is that I actually quite like the trans flag and I don't know why so many people spend so much time shitting on it
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I think what I'm learning about the American Republican makeup trend is that it's not that I have subpar makeup skills, it's that I'm actually self aware enough to know that I'm lacking in areas, which puts my abilities so far above others goddamn
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Truly, the best part of transition is developing friendships with other women where you can send them pictures of your new nipple piercings without it being a sexual thing 🥹
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
If I had a nickel for every time that I found out I had a new half-sibling online, I'd have a few nickels- which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened SIX SEPARATE TIMES 💀
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--[wheezing, dead]
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this post gives me hope. You can be the ugliest chud on the planet but as long as you have Twitter clout you can bag a gf.
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I AM NOT THE GF! He is my exhusbands
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
This is such a stupid holiday
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
seen a sentiment from a few people now expressing or implying a desire to transition but feeling unable due to the current political climate. while fear of the future is completely reasonable, waiting for a "good time to transition" will waste your life. it will never not feel scary at first
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Is it just my copy of Invincible e4 or is the audio super wacky? Enshittification strikes again
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Something uniquely devastating about watching a video where the creator is like "honest opinion is this a cute outfit" and you're thinking yee, and then you go to the comments and everyone thinks she looks shit 😭 why are clothes hard
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Estrie, Jew of Gender🔆 @adorableestrie.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
William Gibson is asking what a polycule is. this is the cyberpunk future I've always dreamed of
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Having a project cancelled from under you sucks, but having it happen 5 times in a row underneath you sucks even harder, and having this 5th one being a game that you were genuinely enthusiastic about and excited to have people play is just the pits.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 12/02/2025
there's a lot of good lines in dorley, and a lot of great ones too, but this one might be one of the best simply for how sharp it is. seemingly everyone i have talked to has replied "OUCH" lmfao
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Cis "allies" need to stop putting pictures of dead children on my timeline in their attempts to clout farm, FUCK OFF
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 10/02/2025
thankfully the word privilege never appears in any documents related to intelligence or cyber security/hacking
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
So many complex (positive) feelings about Welcome to Dorley Hall, it's real good
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
half time show 2025
Headline: elephant kills woman then returns to her funeral to attack her corpse
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Very embarrassing for me to know that the first person to make me feel like I can trust them unconditionally will be able to put my genitals in a blender and I'd thank them
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Very funny for conversations with my driving instructor to be like "should straight people have a pride, are straight trans women gay, is cracker a slur, also are slurs bad really, are you getting the surgery, is Ricky Gervais funny" and for me to still come out of the lesson feeling accomplished
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This is the fantasy novel that I crave
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Nicole DeWitt @catastro-v.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
trans girl who becomes a paladin but when her goddess doesnt transform her enters a warlock pact with a patron who does and must balance her oath and contract she doesnt know her patron is her goddess’s gray market side hustle for circumventing the post-Godswar treaty banning divine transformations
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izzy @isobel.top · 03/02/2025
if drake were even remotely capable of self reflection he would never show his face in public again, but the funniest part of all of this is that he's not and he will
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The trick to getting through the bad times is to simply post your way through it
A selfie of Aoife in profile. She is wearing light makeup, notably including a dark grey lipstick.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 29/01/2025
listen, we gotta live. we have to outlast them. we have to turn their graves into trans inclusive toilets.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/01/2025
Survive any way you can.
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🏳️‍⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES

YOU HAVE YO SURVIVE

pic of Noin from gundam wing.
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Hoosier Homer is reading The Best & The Brightest by Halberstam @hoosierhomer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
HERE SHE IS. NOT THE HERO WE DESERVE
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 28/01/2025
WOW LOOK AT THAT, A TRANSPHOBIC CIS MAN WHO ALSO IS A MISOGYNIST, UNBELIEVABLE
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I have a small feeling I'm going to strongly regret not selling off my index fund last week, with this Nvidia news
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Trump resigning because Randy Rainbow finally cracks the formula and creates a parody song about Trump farting that is so powerful it shakes the nation. This song will be called “everybody do the Fart Man”
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/01/2025
me, a communist, getting out of my time machine after a random jump: man, I fucking love unions, they're so important, unionists are the fucking greatest, gods I love unionism and also the colour red The owner of the Republican bar I jumped to in 1971s Belfast, Ireland: the fuck did you just say?
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Wild news. Wonder how he'll handle League of Legends
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QueerAF @wearequeeraf.com · 23/01/2025
🏳️‍⚧️ Paid opportunities for Trans+ creatives! Writer? Illustrator? Audio producer? Trans+!? This is for you. With @transhistoryweek.bsky.social we're investing in 20 Trans+ creatives to create official content for Trans+ History Week Deadline 16th Feb 2025, 11:59PM GMT 🧵 The details 👇
Trans+ History Week
05-11 May 2025

Paid opportunities for Trans+ creatives
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What The Trans?! 🏳️‍⚧️ @whatthetrans.com · 21/01/2025
NEW ACTION Phone Blockade for Zoe Watts www.instagram.com/p/DFGH_rzoX-...
A black and white image of a phone with a cord. The phone has a label on it reading "Phone blockade HMP Peterborough". Above the phone is a speech bubble containing text that reads, "On Saturday 26th January, we are organising a phone blockade of HMP Peterborough to highlight the injustice of the treatment of Zoe Watts, a transgender woman being illegally held in the Men's Healthcare wing despite having provided her Gender Recognition Certificate. All day, call 01732 719500 and say the following:" The text continues with the message about the phone blockade and the demands for Zoe Watts to be moved into the women's wing immediately and receive appropriate medications.
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