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Aoife XO

@valentrans.bsky.social
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Ee-Fah | 30ish | Professional Game Dev | Amateur Faggot | All flirt no follow-through | She/Her | Ontologically Evil 6C5AE388DF254 My Only Crime Is Being Beautiful

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Little kids with their favorite toy on the planet
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The cool thing about having a personality disorder is that you can get into a spiral where you don't want to bother other people with how awful you feel all the time but the isolation just makes you feel worse
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They should invent a version of bottom surgery where everything works as soon as you wake up from the anesthetic and you don't need to do aftercare or worry that sensation will never return
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is my nightmare every time I start to dilate
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
i'm doing ok lovely, thank you <3 just haven't found this site to be as enjoyable as twitter used to be, found myself scrolling tiktok more often instead
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Assigned Graph at Birth
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Vicki Meanieheart 👿 @violence.gay · 22/03/2025
yeah i’m agp: a girl, pretty
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 20/03/2025
Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Yesssssss
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I'm surprised to hear it's as simple as that! You'd think the more avid rage repliers would bypass that guard pretty easily, funny how that works
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
That child was so isolated in her little town, her phone was likely one of the few things keeping her sane. I have so little patience for Phone Bad mentality
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I'll give him a look! Thanks 💕
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Why do all of the people doing fun woodworking projects on YouTube give me Maga-lite vibes 😭 I want to enjoy content made by someone who can employ basic empathy
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Its different when I do this I'm built differently 💅
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Few things worse than doing a code review for a coworker, suggesting a change, and them seeing the result of that suggestion and know for sure that they did not bother their ass testing before updating the review
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
"Yes death threats were sent but you're missing the nuance of the discussion" I'm about ready to go live in the woods
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Being an Online Trans Woman is hard because if you're not aware enough you miss all the history and then you spend all your time trying to play catchup figuring out which tgirl was cancelled for what infraction, which side was Correct, and does it even matter after a week
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I’ve officially made it as a bi transwoman, I just got my first comment calling me an ‘autogynephile’💀💀
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Tiktok is bullying me by saying that the twist of season 2 of Severance was obvious and telegraphed from the beginning but I was shocked when I watched it happen 😭
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
My hot take is that I actually quite like the trans flag and I don't know why so many people spend so much time shitting on it
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I think what I'm learning about the American Republican makeup trend is that it's not that I have subpar makeup skills, it's that I'm actually self aware enough to know that I'm lacking in areas, which puts my abilities so far above others goddamn
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
😇😇😇 I only ever have good ideas and good advice
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
They're so good, do it! 4 seconds of agony, for a lifetime of being the coolest bitch on the street
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I love women so so much!!!
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Truly, the best part of transition is developing friendships with other women where you can send them pictures of your new nipple piercings without it being a sexual thing 🥹
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
If I had a nickel for every time that I found out I had a new half-sibling online, I'd have a few nickels- which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened SIX SEPARATE TIMES 💀
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--[wheezing, dead]
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this post gives me hope. You can be the ugliest chud on the planet but as long as you have Twitter clout you can bag a gf.
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I AM NOT THE GF! He is my exhusbands
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
This is such a stupid holiday
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
seen a sentiment from a few people now expressing or implying a desire to transition but feeling unable due to the current political climate. while fear of the future is completely reasonable, waiting for a "good time to transition" will waste your life. it will never not feel scary at first
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Is it just my copy of Invincible e4 or is the audio super wacky? Enshittification strikes again
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Something uniquely devastating about watching a video where the creator is like "honest opinion is this a cute outfit" and you're thinking yee, and then you go to the comments and everyone thinks she looks shit 😭 why are clothes hard
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I will sign my name in whoever's blood you require me to use 🫡
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Estrie, Jew of Gender🔆 @adorableestrie.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
William Gibson is asking what a polycule is. this is the cyberpunk future I've always dreamed of
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Having a project cancelled from under you sucks, but having it happen 5 times in a row underneath you sucks even harder, and having this 5th one being a game that you were genuinely enthusiastic about and excited to have people play is just the pits.
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Will the cult be doing a book club for the Dorley sequels, because if so yes
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 12/02/2025
there's a lot of good lines in dorley, and a lot of great ones too, but this one might be one of the best simply for how sharp it is. seemingly everyone i have talked to has replied "OUCH" lmfao
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Cis "allies" need to stop putting pictures of dead children on my timeline in their attempts to clout farm, FUCK OFF
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 10/02/2025
thankfully the word privilege never appears in any documents related to intelligence or cyber security/hacking
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
So many complex (positive) feelings about Welcome to Dorley Hall, it's real good
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Cannot for the life of me understand what motivates someone to give you shit for this, like why can't they simply fuck off?
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
half time show 2025
Headline: elephant kills woman then returns to her funeral to attack her corpse
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Very embarrassing for me to know that the first person to make me feel like I can trust them unconditionally will be able to put my genitals in a blender and I'd thank them
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
It's a surreal time every time, but also he's a great instructor so I simply ✨manage✨
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Aoife XO @valentrans.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
It should go without saying that I was not the one that brought up any of these topics of conversations
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