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Val Delane

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Autodidact, Capricious Optimist, Dork, Gender Mashup, Holist, N-Dimensional Queer, Neurospicy, Perpetual Experiment, Postmodern Humanist, Pragmatist, Reductionist, Self-Rescuing Princess, Sentinel, Social Synapse, Systems Engineer valdelane.net

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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I feel like if you said this on twitter someone wearing a shirt that reads INTERNET would come into your house and take an ax to your router. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/blog PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update. A man sitting at a desktop computer reads out loud what he is typing : "Before we have an argument should we define what we’re arguing about and agree on what we want out of the discussion? Hello? Huh. my signal is busted." The caption below the comic reads "Little known fact: Since the early 1990s there’s been an automatic way to  get permanently kicked off the Internet."
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Val Delane @valdelane.net · 11/10/2026
Current show rotation: Battlestar Galactica (reboot) s1 Neagley s1 Ted Lasso s4 Bones s1 It's a ride. Speaking of Hannah Waddingham (on Lasso), I finished Ride or Die last week. ::vigorously fans self:: whew
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Val Delane @valdelane.net · 09/10/2026
WHY do institutions (plural) silently DECREASE the password character limit, refusing credentials that worked before but now run afoul of the new limit? Of course they don't say why the login fails, so I don't know why until trying to reset the password. Are we going backwards in time?
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Val Delane @valdelane.net · 09/10/2026
This is glorious! I worried. I gasped. I chortled. I cried. It's on http, not https. Not sure what the card generator will make of it. www.danamania.com/stories/An%2...
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Val Delane @valdelane.net · 30/09/2026
How many times "there I fixed it" with e6000, zip ties, binder clips, silicone rescue tape, or a combo? So, so, so many.
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Val Delane @valdelane.net · 25/09/2026
Oh, bureaucracy. In July I called an institutional branch and asked to do something important. The guy on phone consulted a senior colleague then informed me my request was absolutely impossible, no way around it.
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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️‍⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My Etsy shop is open again! I make gemstone and wire jewelry and art inspired by space. Every piece is one-of-a-kind and handmade by me. I'm busily restocking the shop; and I'm happy to make custom pieces. Check it out at elakdawalla.etsy.com
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elakdawalla - Etsy
Shop Emily's Space Craft by elakdawalla located in Los Angeles, California.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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Val Delane @valdelane.net · 19/09/2026
Handcrafting HTML like it's 1994
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia
A cartoon drawing of an exasperated wolf holding a sheet of tractor feed computer paper that is composed entirely of tear-off tractor holes. Text above him reads "TRACTOR FEED COMPUTER PAPER 8.5 x 11 Oops! All Holes!"
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
capyberus
painting of a three-headed capybara with a spiked collar on a warm-colored background
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Owen Lacey @owenlacey.dev · 31/08/2026
Welp. This is so cool. One of those posts you wish you'd written, but you're so glad it exists runjs.app/blog/music-t...
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Music theory for programmers
I can't play an instrument, so I worked out music theory in JavaScript instead. Twelve notes, scales and chords, derived from scratch with code you can hear.
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Liz Thurmond @countmystars.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mermaid singing
Pirate: I don’t like the thing you are doing can you do a different thing that I like
Mermaid: I will fucking increase the fucking thing
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Val Delane @valdelane.net · 18/08/2026
Just finished _What We Are Seeking_ by Cameron Reed. You're right, @e-tolladay.bsky.social , I loved it. A fresh look at environment, intelligence, colonization, family, gender. One character is so full of sass and wisdom that I chortled or teared up nearly every time they opened their mouth.
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Val Delane @valdelane.net · 10/08/2026
I know everyone is stressed and overwhelmed, but I'm sure having to "per my previous email" a lot to get anything done lately.
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Suzy Jackson @suzyj.net · 09/08/2026
I used to do photon detectors on stacked peltier modules that looked rather a lot like that.
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Val Delane @valdelane.net · 06/08/2026
Today's AI/capitalism nonsense: Trying to pay a bill by phone and being transferred around to 5 different LLM voice bots—one of which sounded almost like a person but in the background was dubbed in fake call center hubbub which made it harder to hear the bot (that couldn't help me either)
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Stalked jellyfish are a super rare group of jellies that don't float, but instead anchor themselves to the seafloor using a special 'foot.' To move, they do cartwheels, holding onto the seafloor using sticky pads between their pompom tentacles. 🧪🌿🌊
Pompom tentacles of a staurozoa, by Wkaela robinson from Wikimedia commons Photo by Minette Layne from wikimedia commons, showing the pompom tentacles up close
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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LAZER - T @lazer-t.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Quetzalcoatlus northropi Originally drawn for the DinoCon 2026 Art Exhibition #paleoart
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 22/07/2026
Hi everyone! I hope you're having a great Wednesday. Just wanted to make sure everyone knows what a baby heron looks like. Ok bye see you later www.instagram.com/p/DateeyJCE3Y/
This is a screenshot of an Instagram post from a rescue organization featuring a bearded animal protection officer with a tiny rescued heron baby on his handThis is a close up of the heron baby and it's like if you stuck a novelty beak and some regular bird-sized feet on a wad of cat hair
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Mike Frank @mcxfrank.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Nearly four years ago we asked ourselves, "what would it look like to have a field-leading, completely free reference work for cognitive science"? It's been so fun editing OECS with @asifamajid.bsky.social and @hbaum.bsky.social. I can't believe we have published 200 (!!) articles! oecs.mit.edu
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[tone·milazzo] @tonemilazzo.com · 19/07/2026
The Kickstarter for the second ESPionage adventure just went live! Using @evilhat.bsky.social 's Fate system, Sunny Days and Rain is a mix of the classic spy thriller The Prisoner and The Good Place. ##TTRPG #Kickstarter #FateRPG www.kickstarter.com/projects/cyc...
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Sunny Days and Rain, an ESPionage Adventure for the Fate RPG
You and your fellow agents have been sent to Paradise Round, an astral prison, for a MAJOR TRANSGRESSION! But who is the culprit?
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Val Delane @valdelane.net · 19/07/2026
today.ucsd.edu/story/open-a...
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Open-Access Genetic Map Provides Reference for What Almost Every Stem Cell Gene Does
Bioengineers have developed a genome-scale reference map that details how individual genes control the functions and identities of human stem cells. This open-access resource could help researchers bu...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Emu night (1/2)
Comic page 1: a group of young emo people are hanging out in a venue with a banner that reads EMO NIGHT. Outside the venue, an emu is on the phone. He says, “yeah, could you pick me up? I think I misread the flyer.” Suddenly, behind the emu someone exclaims, “hey!”
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[tone·milazzo] @tonemilazzo.com · 15/07/2026
Sent a goblin to the groomer and got back this princess.
the prettiest goblin
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Val Delane @valdelane.net · 14/07/2026
Discovered that if I can stand having Airpods Pro 3 shoved into my ears all day*, it's a WAY higher-quality hearing aid / tailored audio solution than prescribed hearing aids costing 15x as much. Everything sounds so much better.
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AirPods Pro 3 - Hearing Health
The world’s first end-to-end hearing health experience: scientifically validated Hearing Test, clinical-grade Hearing Aid, and Hearing Protection.
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026
Well, good morning. Would you like to also look at some beautiful seaweed and think about knowledge? www.wrecka.ge/holdfast-0-s...
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Holdfast 0: Situating
This post introduces the written version of some optimistic and constructive thinking on knowledge in networks that I’ve been wrestling with since the end of last year.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The Flyer. 1/4
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Ji||| Ke|||y @jrkelly.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
New GIS acknowledgement, to be recited at the start of each new project: "Points and polygons that symbolize human data on the map represent real places full of real people living complex lives that we see here only as a strip of numbers."
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/06/2026
While moving, I found a jar of soy sauce probably there from when I moved in 15 years ago at the back of a kitchen cupboard. Tipped it out and in the jar were little rocks - salt crystals. They're beautiful - and they taste amazing.
A photo of four large salt crystals, golden coloured and like little cubes of transparent gold. Three of them are groups of cubes joined together, and one is a single slightly rectangular cube by itself, all with wonderfully ninety degree angles on them. A photo of four large salt crystals, golden coloured and like little cubes of transparent gold. Three of them are groups of cubes joined together, and one is a single slightly rectangular cube by itself, all with wonderfully ninety degree angles on them. A photo of two large salt crystals, golden coloured and like little cubes of transparent gold. They are groups of cubes joined together, all with wonderfully ninety degree angles on them. A photo of some large salt crystals, golden coloured and like little cubes of transparent gold. Three of them are groups of cubes joined together, and one is a single slightly rectangular cube by itself, all with wonderfully ninety degree angles on them.
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Laz-E-Lio Art (he/they)☀️ @lazelio.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Still available
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[tone·milazzo] @tonemilazzo.com · 07/06/2026
I Am Once Again Asking for Your Financial Support. or just letting you know that I have another Kickstarter coming tonemilazzo.com/2026/06/07/s...
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[tone·milazzo]Author of The Faith Machine, ESPionage the Role-Playing Game, and Picking Up the GhostSunny Days and Rain, the next ESPionage Adventure, is coming to Kickstarter
Uncover the Secrets of Paradise Round in Sunny Days and Rain – A Mind-Bending New Fate Adventure Coming to Kickstarter in July 2026 from Cyclops Road. Prepare for an existential dive into the psych…
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
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Our Forestville correspondent @bethwinegarner.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Friends! I am so excited to share that I have a new chapbook out, "Swim Poems." These lines were written over the course of a year swimming in the San Francisco Bay (April 2025 to April 2026). Get yourself a copy here (or buy one for a friend who swims!): bottlecap.press/products/swi...
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Swim Poems, by Beth Winegarner
Poetry, chapbook, 36 pages, from Bottlecap Features. Beth Winegarner’s Swim Poems is a collection of brief poems written in the afterglow of swimming in the chilly waters of San Francisco Bay. Each on...
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👻 Dead Chachra 💀 @debcha.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
PSA: you do need to hit ▶️ to properly appreciate what ‘glittering holographic orange layer’ means.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 27/05/2026
In their final year, all research science students are required to take one semester of Maniacal Laughter.
In their final year, all research science students are 
required to take one semester of Maniacal Laughter.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Godzilla stomps through a city and thinks to himself "For Godzilla all cities are walkable."
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[tone·milazzo] @tonemilazzo.com · 27/05/2026
Gearing up for my next Kickstarter. Here's the result of the last, The King in Giallo. It's a quickstart adventure for ESPionage using @evilhat.bsky.social's Fate Condensed System. #TTRPG #ShamelessSelfPromotion #FateRPG youtu.be/vc4DYMxatlI
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The King In Giallo a Quickstart Adventure for ESPionage the Role-Playing Game of Psychics and Spies
YouTube video by Cyclops Road
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Everyone’s calendars are filling quick but just wanted to give you a heads up
CROW PICNIC
Saturday May 30th, 1 PM
Harriet Bandshell Picnic Ground
• Exchange trinkets with fellow crow-lovers
• Dress in your best crowcore attire
• Receive a free crow T-shirt designed by a local artist Special message for our corvid attendees: CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
# you come to the Crow Picnic and mimic a 
Crow call so accurately that the Merlin Bird ID app thinks youre a real bird, I will Venmo you $100 on the spot.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS THIS ONE!
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Val Delane @valdelane.net · 11/05/2026
In which I demonstrate inferior memory to a squirrel: I hid something precious in a clever place, and can no longer locate it.
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Val Delane @valdelane.net · 08/05/2026
"Saint Dragon and the George" is a whole mood in the anthology of delightfully disturbing tales _Pharmacopeia Obscura_. I am pleased with my purchase. Now you.
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Val Delane @valdelane.net · 06/05/2026
"What Causes Lightning? The Answer Keeps Getting More Interesting. Armed with a slew of new instruments, physicists are closing in on one of nature’s oldest mysteries — and finding that storm clouds are seething with violent and unexpected phenomena." www.quantamagazine.org/what-causes-...
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What Causes Lightning? The Answer Keeps Getting More Interesting. | Quanta Magazine
Armed with a slew of new instruments, physicists are closing in on one of nature’s oldest mysteries — and finding that storm clouds are seething with violent and unexpected phenomena.
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Intelligent
2 Blue Jays conversing in a spruce. First Jay asks "What if we aren't the only intelligent species in the universe? What would they be like?" The second replies "Let's see... they'd need to be good at problem solving, and to have advanced communication skills, a social structure, self-awareness..." "... the ability to fly?" continues the first Jay. "That goes without saying!" exclaims the second. The first states confidently "And a strong beak, of course". To which the second responds rhetorically "How could you do anything intelligent without a strong beak?"
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Val Delane @valdelane.net · 26/04/2026
I dropped Facebook last summer, taking the hit of isolation. I continued checking Instagram to follow my peeps who aren't anywhere else—but starting about a week ago the feed is ~40% ads. That is ridiculous and intolerable and I am not looking at it any more. Deleted app. More isolation, sigh.
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[tone·milazzo] @tonemilazzo.com · 23/04/2026
Hey #SanDiego, Curious about #Linux, #selfhosting, or #opensource software? The Library is hosting System Setup Saturdays through May. I'll be there with installers. Check it out, ask questions, or take the plunge. sandiego.events.mylibrary.digital/event?id=324...
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System Setup Saturdays
Join us every Saturday from 3-5pm for discussions and demonstrations on Linux and BSD operating system install. No registration required. All are welcome!**Parking may be impacted by sp...
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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A tree sparrow is speaking: "Artistic creation shouldn't be considered carelessly! Good art is made deliberately! With emotion! Physical exertion! If you aren't crying or bleeding by the end, you'd better look into another lifestyle...". We see a class of birds with piles of sticks and a big banner that reads "Intro to nest building" made out of twigs. The teacher continues: "Ok! Does everyone have their bundle of soft moss?"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."
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Lucas Nunes @lucasjn.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖
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