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Ethan

@ethankomoroski.bsky.social
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Robert Kraft rn
static.klipy.com
Frankt: Man in Suit Makes Thoughtful Gesture
ALT: Frankt: Man in Suit Makes Thoughtful Gesture
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whether it’s the Democrats acknowledging their donors are not ATMs or the Republicans asking *anyone* if they’re white, both sides have had missteps in pursuit of attention and money
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Are you white, ?
James Talarico calls white men
America's top terror threat. See his exact words >> https://rep2026.com/|
talarico/5V1RDZ5Z
STOP2end
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A truly vast conspiracy. A “general tolerance for fraud in Minnesota” has allowed for .0003% of votes to be cast illegally. Mercy kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
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10 noncitizens accused of illegally registering, voting in Minnesota elections
Federal prosecutors on Tuesday unsealed indictments against seven people who falsely claimed they were citizens when registering to vote in Minnesota.
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sucks but Liberty look like the team to beat tbh. Catching fire when it matters
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men are so emotional. Also an embarrassing amount of sports knowing out of this Schmitt shithead
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow so the company making the pervert glasses also has a machine for giving addresses out if you ask it correctly. Jfc man we are in hell
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Truly didn’t realize football was on today. The human male brain can be reprogrammed, which is why women’s sports are so scary. Go Lynx.
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Walking into work on Monday and screaming directly in the face of all the under 30 dudes who have never come close to meeting their deductible: FRAUDSTER
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hell yeah they commemorated the Evergiven in a kids book
Cargo ship stuck in a canal, in a children’s book
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Surely this can’t be the same guy fighting for the right to nudify any picture on the internet. *slaps top of Elon’s skull* “This baby can fit SO MANY fucked up takes”
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So crazy it just might work
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lmao you can’t even buy pull tabs with credit. Awesome
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There are innovations in the South for those with eyes to see
Martini yeti tumblerMartini yeti tumbler with whale tail lid cover
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If the North Carolina State Capitol can raise a banner for their hockey team we surely can for the Lynx too (no jinxies)
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This includes heat pumps!!
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Brings me no joy to report our mayor made a funny post about Unrivaled coming to town www.instagram.com/reel/DdaEl6H...
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We’re gonna find out this dude is a Thiel-funded creation in like 36 hours
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is this a concert review or Friday’s forecast? Either way, I’m intrigued HEAVY AT TIMES WINDY RAW
KSTP weather forecast for Friday says big time storms
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Currently, 5 out of 6 acts on the Ed Sheeran tour are against this One day, everyone will have always been against this
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The TV commercial just told me that Meta is giving their pervert glasses to blind veterans for free. Pretty incredible laundering campaign by the company that fights like hell in court against families who have lost children due to harms on social media.
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you are walking or biking to Monarch Festival you are migrating send tweet
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/09/2026
we tracked months of rent payments to an estimated 13,000 families. the expected cost of rehousing those families, had they entered eviction, would be north of $218 million dollars. keeping them housed cost around $38-40 million
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Head and the Heart (Chill out it’s a joke)
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Luv 2 b at a park that already closed its outside-accessible bathrooms with a potty training toddler. Nature wee against our will!
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wonder who is keeping a list of all the brands/people who have told the government to not use their likeness. Like is it just in some excel sheet on Natalie’s desktop?
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Depends how those wheels are powered
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you can get a ticket to see Diesel History for under 6 bucks you should take it now.
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Alex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My wife just told me she needs to go early to Nest Fest so she can make it over to the Beaver Day parade in time and sometimes I think Minneapolis is just a fever dream.
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You: depressed, paying to read The Atlantic. Me (after reading these rocks at the Kindness Garden): very hot and subscribed to @racketmn.com
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sounds like DK has been moonlighting as Mug root beer’s social media person @birdrespecter.bsky.social
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This rules! And don’t forget Fulton Fall Festival on 9/12 where you can eavesdrop on people with the worst vibes complain about road condition and traffic calming improvements in the neighborhood!
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Doing our civic duty and providing public input on the location of this dumpster. Mostly missed the bike lane ✅
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hell yeah dude the aggrieved Frey/Demuth voters are speaking out
Next Door post:
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They took our Jacob Frey sign during the mayoral race because we didn't want Fateh, and now they've taken our Lisa Demuth sign. Shame on them for trying to suppress an independent Black woman. These Democrats are relentless, but it's fine... our Michele Tafoya sign just landed on the front porch today!
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ick what’s the helicopter for? Bad vibes on the first day of school
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wonder if the Hortman kids have anything to say about grief.
NYT Opinion Guest Essay from Erika Kirk
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lol whatever I saw @lauragmitchell.com do this on a Bunch bike WITH KIDS last week. Easy work. (Seriously though what the hell was that a slack line at the end?)
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lesbians weren’t the only disgruntled ones, Phee was there too. Gay dudes and straight dudes. Trans people too. People who usually have a great time at Lynx games when bigots don’t use the W as a platform for their hatred.
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I need the parks board to eliminate the Labor Day end to wading pools and splash pads being open I get it, I understand all the reasons why you do it, but it’s going to be FUCKING HOT for the foreseeable future. Every year. I need those pools.
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wait until he hears that he didn’t get two Ferris wheel cars but Grover Cleveland did. (Unconfirmed, I didn’t wait for the late 1800s units)
America 250 Ferris wheel at the MN State Fair. Each car has a president, Trump gets one for both his terms.
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The sheep all dressed like the Zodiac Killer, we’ll never find him
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“The left has ceded patriotism to Republicans” the pundits say. Well, maybe this conception of patriotism.
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love hearing what people who have no interest in public transportation (and certainly no interest in making it better) have to say about public transportation. www.startribune.com/southwest-li...
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Garofalo: The Green Line extension will be obsolete on arrival
"The 14.5-mile line has ballooned to $2.86 billion, a cost overrun that makes it one of the more expensive light-rail projects per mile in American history. It is also nine years behind its original 2...
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fuck yeah I’ll go pick one of these up at Dan Flashes
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wait until the evangelicals who sing at fellow airplane passengers/hostages hear about this captive audience
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh no just made THE cardinal dad mistake. (Rode my son’s strider bike like a scooter in front of him)
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Call this the @ifbookspod.bsky.social section
Self help section including LET THEM and YOU ARE A BADASS
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
David Clarke ass energy
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Either there was a teeny fly hatch or I’m Pigpen from Peanuts
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A very sincere AWOOOO at this moon
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Ethan @ethankomoroski.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
M O O N 🌝
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