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Shannon’s the name, making memes is the game! She/her 🇮🇪

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Useless Lesbian @uselesslesbian.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
More bingo! Put multiple prompts into a generator just to jazz it up a bit! This is a combo of the bingo for mascot horror, my previous bingo cards, plus some extras I thought of after and some recommendations from @whipjack.bsky.social and @captainkrail.bsky.social
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cole alexander 🔴🌙 @colealexart.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
vampire imogen, as a treat #criticalrolefanart
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Useless Lesbian @uselesslesbian.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This post is for anyone on @whipjack.bsky.social ‘s Patreon- a bingo card for the ongoing “mascot horror for babies!” Series. A companion piece,if you will,to the bingo card from Haley’s horror for babies bingo card video from Feb. If you’re not a member yet-look at everything you’re missing out on!
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Important to spend several minutes each day asking your dog how he got so handsome.
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
sometimes I remember we'll probably never get the Marvel's Midnight Suns sequel we deserve & it makes me sad
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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Jennifer Kretchmer @dreamwisp.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
For so many reasons. (Reposting with alt text.)
A pencil sketch of a blob with eyes with a pencil and a briefcase sticking out of it.

“This is the Employment Jelly. Reblog whenever the hell you like and you’ll get a job that you love and deserve.”
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
this eyeroll was an 8 on the richter scale #TheTraitors #Traitors
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Jack Yeo @jackryeo.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
🎶Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of baseless allegations🎶 #TheTraitors
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Aisling Bea on Kas… #thetraitors
Aisling Bea on Traitors Uncloaked joking that “this is why Britain does not deserve the NHS”
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
How can anyone support the AfD?! Yet Musk and Vance do. Repulsive.
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Useless Lesbian @uselesslesbian.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Eoin Murphy @emurf.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
#ge24
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
You know what’s good about Bluesky? It works the way you would expect. You see stuff from people you follow. Nothing else. Blocking removes people from your experience. Nobody is nudging you toward irritation or combat. It’s just voluntarily chatting with people.
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Useless Lesbian @uselesslesbian.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
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a cartoon of a dragon laying on a dirt path
ALT: a cartoon of a dragon laying on a dirt path
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
Terrific author’s note from C K McDonnell. Automating a process is stupid if the process is the point. Also, if a book lasts into further reprints, is read maybe, hopefully, into the future, these notes will be valuable, lived history.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
It’s called *Reduce* *Reuse*
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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
this year, I have had to explain trans people and the idiom "learning the ropes" to a seven year old trans people took like 30 seconds, "learning the ropes" took days of the most annoying follow-up questions you could possibly imagine, including watching videos about 19th century sailing
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
random weird fact I know: the first recorded use of the singular “they” in the English language was the 1375 story “William and the Werewolf,” obv referring to the werewolf so happy halloween to all they/thems carrying on a fine 700-year tradition, be gay be cryptid get candy
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Nicola Griffith SHE IS HERE out now! @nicolaz.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
You will be shocked, shocked to hear that "The Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrong"! 🙄 Duh! OF COURSE IT'S WRONG. But now there's a cool article listing the biological and evidentiary reasons, along with nifty diagrams. www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
Beginning of article from Scientific American sowing a lovely orange-toned painting of a naked woman running with a spearBeginning of an article reading "Even if you're not an anthropologist, you've probably encountered one of this
field's most influential notions, known as Man the Hunter. The theory
proposes that hunting was a major driver of human evolution and that men
carried this activity out to the exclusion of women. It holds that human ancestors had a
division of labor, rooted in biological differences between males and females, in which
males evolved to hunt and provide, and females tended to children and domestic
duties. It assumes that males are physically superior to females and that pregnancy
and child-rearing reduce or eliminate a female's ability to hunt.
Man the Hunter has dominated the study of human evolution for nearly half a century
and pervaded popular culture. It is represented in museum dioramas and textbook
figures, Saturday morning cartoons and feature films. The thing is, it's wrong."
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Eren Angiolini @erenangiolini.com · 12/10/2023
💎Sorcerer Ashton, the Gem of the Titans💎 7th artwork of my What-if Hells: the series in which I imagine what Bells Hells could look like if the cast of @criticalrole.bsky.social had chosen different classes for them. #criticalrole
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✨chipzel @chipzel.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
“I’m on my period” - boring -uninspired - implies sympathy “The moon has chosen me” - mysterious - occult - instills fear
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Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
take this stuffed crust, for it is my body. and this garlic sauce, for it is my blood. in the name of the Papa, the John, and the Better Ingredients, amen
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Whoa, we're halfway there Whoa oh, getting mauled by a bear
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Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
I love academia because it’s full of people who are so, so smart about one specific thing and so, so dumb at all other aspects of life
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LarryLegend @bwtrainer.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
My dog is a trained retriever, so bringing you things is her love language. She’s at my parents now, and my mom got home after being gone an hour. Layla ran upstairs, pulled the sheet, blanket, and comforter off the bed and dragged them downstairs to my mom @darthbluesky.bsky.social
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Lilbabydevil @lilbabydevil.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
In honour of the corgi post, here's one I made earlier 😂
A vector drawing of a corgi wearing a top hat
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
the profound humiliation that is trying to pronounce a word out loud when you have only ever seen it written before
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tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 10/10/2023
it's always the ones you most expect
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
One thing that I wish people knew about videogames is that the people creating the videogame & who have a good sense of the pillars of the videogame are actually oftentimes completely ignored by the people doing the marketing and advertising for that videogame, to the extent that it’s a shock to us
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
i dont think its a virtue to wake up in the asscrack of eostre goddess of the dawn. noon is a perfectly sensible time to wake up
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Don Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Good morning spooky season fans! Hope you find a costume that fits just right!
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
The Scooby-Doo guys were stopping in towns small enough that they could have just asked local store owners if anyone had bought a lake monster costume or whatever
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
oh is it monday
A two panel screenshot from The Good Place where Janet is speaking to Chidi while Michael stands behind her. 

In the first panel she's holding up a finger, grinning, and saying, "Fun fact: Columbus in the Bad Place" 

In the second panel she's saying, "Because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide."
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Useless Lesbian @uselesslesbian.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Think I finally follow enough people to have a dashboard that isn’t just one or two people’s posts😅 but if anyone has any suggestions of people I should follow, fire away!
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 30/09/2023
The strength economy is in shambles. #bg3 #art
Guy’s night: art of the male cast of Baldur’s Gate 3 posingThe guys fail to pass a DC 10 strength checkGirl’s night: Karlach flexes with a big grin while Shadowheart and Lae’zel glare at each otherThe guys arrive back at came to find it burning, Karlach is about to throw the camp chest, and Shadowheart and Lae’zel are trying to kill each other
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