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Andrew Jones

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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Sure, why not?
The notably not Italian Mariah Carey at the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics.
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Don’t ever change, Italy.
Dancers dressed as colorful Moka pots at the opening ceremony for the Winter Olympics.
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Oof.
The closing paragraph of the Guardian review of Cheat: Unfinished Business, which reads: “So, one star or zero stars? I’ve landed on the former because it isn’t entirely without merit – as far as I can tell, the cameras were all pointing the right way – but mainly because a zero-star rating suggests that this will be an entertainingly bad hate-watch. There is nothing entertaining to be found here. Don’t waste your time.”
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
excited for Francesca, voted most irrelevant opinion, to fail to convince anyone #thetraitors
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Oh my actual God. #thetraitors
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Freddie with the knives out! #thetraitors
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
LIKE A PONY. #thetraitors
Claudia saying “that was very fast.”Claudia saying “like a pony.”
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James @jrawson.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
SexyBack by Justin Timberlake was released closer in time to the life of Salvador Dalí than to 2025.
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
ICON. #thetraitors
Claudia Winkleman in a wooly coat sitting on some men.
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Linda never not doing the most. #thetraitors
Linda from the traitors overdoing her reaction to the latest faithful murdered.
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Aisling Bea on Kas… #thetraitors
Aisling Bea on Traitors Uncloaked joking that “this is why Britain does not deserve the NHS”
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Is Freddie the only person to get a new “getting ready for bed” shot each time? #thetraitors
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
God Minah is so good at this. #thetraitors
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Seems legit!
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James @jrawson.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Gender-swapped version of Six but it's the eight husbands of Elizabeth Taylor
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Edmond Tran @edmondtran.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Finding it very difficult to choose my favourite part of this news article. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Screenshot of a news article: "The court was previously told she had come to Australia to attend clown school and claimed she brought the gun for protection."

Screenshot of a news article: '"What about the gun in your bag?” she was asked by a customs officer.

Goodson replied: “Oh yeah, I forgot about that.”

A review of Goodson’s phone revealed she had searched online “can I have a gun in my suitcase?” and set a calendar entry with a note reminding her to “put gun in suitcase”.'Screenshot of a news article: "Goodson told police she was actually “scared” of shooting the gun and hoped simply producing it would be enough to deter potential threats.

“If that didn’t do it I would probably just pistol whip,” Goodson was quoted as having said."Screenshot of a news article: "When asked where she planned to store the gun while she was in Australia, she indicated under a vehicle’s passenger seat, the court was told.

The court was told in recent years, Goodson was using psychedelic drugs, synthetic cannabis and crystal meth amphetamines."
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Shocking absolutely no one who I’ve inflicted my playlists on.
Spotify wrapped top artists: Muna, Charli XCX, Chappell Roan, Troye Sivan, and Tove Lo. Spotify wrapped top songs: I know a place by Muna, Good Luck Babe! by Chappell Roan, One That Got Away by Muna, Guilty Pleasure by Chappell Roan, and So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings by Caroline Polachek
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
The fact that Mary and Joseph were travelling for a census is proper opening scroll of Phantom Menace-level boring.
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Which of Dante’s circles houses DJs who dip the audio in popular songs?
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Obsessed with Amsterdam’s decision to just embrace crooked architecture.
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
The problem is Twitter is still the place to follow *the news* breaking rn. Not here. Not Threads.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
i would suggest that the philadelphia airport has a raccoon *opportunity* karen
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Andrew Jones @andrewmjones.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Hey hi hello.
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