Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief 18057291269
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026"You hired half the Third Reich to staff your office ... If John Lewis were marching today, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club" -- here's a supercut of Jon Ossoff SMASHING Mike Collins during tonight's debate 27586712122
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026Ossoff: "I think Pete Hegseth is frankly a deeply unwell person who seems to relish this kind of brutality all the while he's running a department that is falling into chaos. The guy cannot run the military competently and is spending his time with this kind of obscene medieval spectacle." 425180894777
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They’re live-streaming the execution of the person they think they can get away with doing that to first. It’s a test. If they can do that, they’ll expand the margins of permission. 11149911481
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4083518610589
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.sociale.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/10/2026the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be 331896555
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm sorry but if you use any name-adjacent terms to desparage people, whether it's tRump or drump or Cheeto in chief or kegseth or whatever, you're no longer a Serious Person and whatever argument you make loses at least 20 points. It's petty, juvenile, and unbecoming of real discourse 010
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 06/10/2026i don’t really give a shit about straining to interpret trump’s meandering, word salad horseshit, he’s the president of the united states, if he’s being misinterpreted, that’s his problem 371665203
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026Do you know why I think every prisoner should get to vote in prison? Not only are prisoners counted in the census and are most affected by policies (check out prison gerrymandering), but also if you don't, regimes could simply round up 1,000s of dissidents and minorities to reshape the electorate 11892140
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialDelete System32 @delete-system32.bsky.social · 05/10/2026 021917
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Was impressed hearing about several MLB playoffs sweeps (yankees, White Sox) but then found out these are literally three game series. Like, you win 2 and it's over. Gtfoh that's not a real series and to call that a sweep is dumb 100
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026wow it sure seems like these congress people have a good grasp on the law and it sounds like they're saying the right thing about it and all and I just have one question and that is [Size=68] WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING DO ABOUT IT 010
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This genuinely made me laugh out loud today 104036816
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialDilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️ 162169364738
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Stairways cannot be trusted because they're always up to something 010
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I don't think I completely agree with the premise, the framing, of this statement. I don't really understand someone being transgender - like, the concept of one's mind, one's brain, not matching its body's physical characteristics just doesn't compute to me; it just feels so foreign. BUT, 100
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026White people pronounce quesadilla "quesadilla" Hispanic people pronounce quesadilla "quesadilla" We're not so different 100
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026*mouth full of skittles* there’s a tofu recall 171005244
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialferal streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 08/09/2026new vision board brought to you by Family Feud 141294260
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialBill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Even from a purely national pride perspective, this requires you to think that the 100 year period from 1926 was a failure for the United States, instead of the zenith of its power, prosperity, and influence 1373717767
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Everything's already too depressing, time to get off the Internet for today 000
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This “game” on the White House website, a version of Snake where you play as a white man in a suit and you run around picking up identifiably black, Asian, and Latino men and putting them in orange jumpsuits, might be the most openly white supremacist thing I’ve ever seen the US government produce 12934971232
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialJoanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 02/09/2026To folks who think caving on things like “Lake America” doesn’t matter in the long run… It does. It invites more such ego-serving It suggests that there’s no push back. It teaches people to expect more of the same. It matters. 572047431
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"Lake America" sounds like a summer camp for men whose wives have left them. 221169265
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026NOTE: Due to recent events, we must remind fans that it is against park rules to lick any of the rats on the field 010
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"The Emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground... They are following children in parks and gymnasiums, and we need this. I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend." 222446731
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Once they come for the spreadsheet people They'll come for the word processor people And then they'll come for the powerpoint people And after that, when they come for the access people, who will be there to defend them? Teams people? Onenote people? Get real. By that time it's all over 010
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialSahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Jon Ossoff tells Lawrence O’Donnell: “It’s been amazing to watch this White House melt down over this all week. And about Natalie Harp, these White House staffers are adults — public officials, paid by the taxpayer, with immense power in positions of public trust… No one cares about their feelings.” 10977731111
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182584358
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 19/08/202648 hours ago I had never even heard the name Natalie Harp and I liked that time better 010
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/08/2026Ossoff on why he invoked Natalie Harp during his speech: "We're in wartime. The commander in chief has mired us in this geopolitical disaster. People have lost their lives ... and he retreats into this bubble of West Wing aides who are his security blanket to make him feel good about himself" 409159553940
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialkeewa @keewa.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Empathy is the highest human virtue, Musk, who has empathy for no-one but himself, can't possibly comprehend it 431822
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Abolishing ICE is now the official position of the Democratic Party 264106782255
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15/08/2026It's me, a Telegraph columnist, taking a break screaming bloody murder about fairness in the women's sports I wouldn't be caught dead watching to wax lyrical about academic integrity in sociology, a field I consider to be fake, at institutions I consider to be communist indoctrination centers. 304932934
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialZack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Perfect summation of the antiwoke worldview: trying to destroy democracy is bad, but not nearly as bad as sitting through an HR training 1645002736
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026NATO is bad, EU is bad, democracy is bad, Putin is good, you aren't white enough. countries that fought in Afghanistan never do anything for us, we're tariffing you, we're taking Canada, we're taking Greenland, no air defense for Ukraine, we attacked Iran and you have to fix it, hey where you going? 747990
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialkarl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Mommy party has to be responsible and daddy party doesn’t 61086144
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My man looks like the third head on a totem pole 73625
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026How much donk would a badonkadonk bonk if a badonkadonk could bonk donk 000
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialHigh Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 10/08/2026plz allow me to bless your timeline with 20 seconds of a 3-month-old puppy making a valiant effort to befriend a frog 181069241
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialScott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 10/08/2026EXCLUSIVE: Trump turns National Parks into "piggy bank" Funding shifts from parks to White House vanity projects macfarlanenews.substack.com/p/trump-turn... 671521767
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 09/08/2026Not to beat up on Douthat even more, but I'll just say: it has never, in all of post-war American history, been more crystal clear exactly who your enemy should be. Never. If it's not obvious to you, you are morally & intellectually defective. 1455038927
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Somebody who minimizes what's happening, or engages in both sidesism, or in some way equivocates on behalf of MAGA or against the opposition to it, is either a knowingly malicious figure or else is cultivating an ignorance that is indistinguishable from malice. In any case someone not to be trusted. 550377
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialStephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Parents Parents 2026 BCE 2026 CE 🤝 "These kids and their damned tablets" 235228959
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialJamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I heard “inshallah and the creek don’t rise” the other day. 15913138
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.socialA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Musk should be forced to use his personal wealth to clean it up. Clean the moon, you dead eyed haddock-faced bitch. What do you mean it's too hard? you were going to have a city living on Mars as soon as 8 years ago. Do it by Tuesday. 382692655
