Sign in

upcomingshoes.bsky.social

@upcomingshoes.bsky.social
65 followers 33 following 329 posts

Just a guy.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 18h
her: don’t you have a thing to go to? me: if I hurry, I’ll get there before it ends her: so why are you still lying on the couch? me: because I don’t want to do either of those things
05312
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This thread illustrates, in horrifying detail, that when the media uncritically reports statements of the Trump administration, it's not just failing in its job, it's actively contributing to the evils the administration propagates.
6724235
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
18057491274
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
"You hired half the Third Reich to staff your office ... If John Lewis were marching today, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club" -- here's a supercut of Jon Ossoff SMASHING Mike Collins during tonight's debate
27586872126
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff: "I think Pete Hegseth is frankly a deeply unwell person who seems to relish this kind of brutality all the while he's running a department that is falling into chaos. The guy cannot run the military competently and is spending his time with this kind of obscene medieval spectacle."
427181304783
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They’re live-streaming the execution of the person they think they can get away with doing that to first. It’s a test. If they can do that, they’ll expand the margins of permission.
11150021485
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
4073527010613
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fajitas at an applebees is just sad. Chili's on the other hand..
010
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/10/2026
the more Musk spends on the midterm elections, the more ubiquitous this image needs to be
331899555
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Depraved and embarrassing and very "third world dictatorship" thing to do. So, unfortunately for all of us, right up this administration's alley. Utterly pathetic.
080
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm sorry but if you use any name-adjacent terms to desparage people, whether it's tRump or drump or Cheeto in chief or kegseth or whatever, you're no longer a Serious Person and whatever argument you make loses at least 20 points. It's petty, juvenile, and unbecoming of real discourse
010
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 06/10/2026
i don’t really give a shit about straining to interpret trump’s meandering, word salad horseshit, he’s the president of the united states, if he’s being misinterpreted, that’s his problem
371666203
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 05/10/2026
Do you know why I think every prisoner should get to vote in prison? Not only are prisoners counted in the census and are most affected by policies (check out prison gerrymandering), but also if you don't, regimes could simply round up 1,000s of dissidents and minorities to reshape the electorate
11893140
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
Delete System32 @delete-system32.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
022017
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
:o
000
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To be fair there's a big space between "this person should be suspended / banned from the platform" and "I'm going to personally block this person from my interactions". Not defending the camps comment.
040
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another big L for the flat earthers
000
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I sure hope not
000
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey did you guys see the bears SWEPT the eagles in nfl the other day. So impressive, much wow. A sweep. They're unstoppable
001
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was impressed hearing about several MLB playoffs sweeps (yankees, White Sox) but then found out these are literally three game series. Like, you win 2 and it's over. Gtfoh that's not a real series and to call that a sweep is dumb
100
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Matt Gaetz has always been such a paragon of personal judgment so this is such a strong endorsement, it really says a lot
140
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Keep pushing everyone, if it's about crypto we get apocalypse bingo and can finally nuke this whole place from orbit and be put out of our misery
000
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wow it sure seems like these congress people have a good grasp on the law and it sounds like they're saying the right thing about it and all and I just have one question and that is [Size=68] WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING DO ABOUT IT
010
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why can't I save this gif?? :[
000
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm being genuinely curious btw, not weirdly internet-combative
000
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is this kinda like that one comic where the whole Internet is held up by one dude's punch card computer in his mom's basement in kansas
100
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi, this is terrifying, do you have any examples so I can be terrified further?
120
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks for sharing! I've spent all morning reading through them and am really enjoying it!
110
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I dunno, to be fair we already do segregate boys and girls teams
010
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
104036816
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
163169544748
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Late to the party, but Dr Cox from Scrubs
010
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stairways cannot be trusted because they're always up to something
010
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember reading a short story, I think from reddit, that humans were basically worthless and inferior to every other alien species *except* we're the only ones, for whatever reason, that can make music, and it blows aliens' minds, so we're not obliterated and welcomed into the galaxy bc of that
000
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gives a whole new meaning to the term honeypot (or honey trap)
000
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you because up until this comment I really wasn't making the connection between the two
000
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/samd...
100
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Although now that I've put it on the internet, maybe I do agree with the statement more. Maybe I am odd for not really understanding it. idk
000
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I understand that it is A Thing, that it is legitimate, that some people DO feel that way. I believe people when they talk about their lives experience. I think trans rights are human rights.
100
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't think I completely agree with the premise, the framing, of this statement. I don't really understand someone being transgender - like, the concept of one's mind, one's brain, not matching its body's physical characteristics just doesn't compute to me; it just feels so foreign. BUT,
100
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Most people 1) agree with your statement (re: what that guy quoted), and 2) know that you don't think it's ok. That guy's a shitty troll.
010
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This post brought to you by tonight's dinner, a quesadilla (pronounced "quesadilla")
001
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
White people pronounce quesadilla "quesadilla" Hispanic people pronounce quesadilla "quesadilla" We're not so different
100
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
*mouth full of skittles* there’s a tofu recall
171004244
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
new vision board brought to you by Family Feud
Money!
SEX 
DEATH/OF MY ENEMY
141294260
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Everyone else in the 2023 Miscellaneous Quilt category: "uh, actually, you know what, I withdraw my submission, I'll just see y'all next year, peace"
0120
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I mean, personally I don't think billionaires should exist. That level of wealth is ludicrous. But if you consider, let's be drastic, income greater than $1m a year "rich" for purposes of "this person should be somehow eliminated" I don't agree.
100
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I am engaging in good faith, I assure you. I agree with part of your premise, but it depends on your definition of rich. Hence, my question.
000
upcomingshoes.bsky.social @upcomingshoes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What is your threshold for rich?
200
Reposted by @upcomingshoes.bsky.social
Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Even from a purely national pride perspective, this requires you to think that the 100 year period from 1926 was a failure for the United States, instead of the zenith of its power, prosperity, and influence
1373717767