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Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
A white cat is sleeping curled up in a med that has five fluffy white lobes of a flower petal, the cat has half her face peeking upwards and otherwise has filled the pentagonal space in the center of the bed completely
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 13/10/2026
The most obvious fallacy in political analysis is concluding that every winning campaign did everything right and every losing campaign did everything wrong. So obviously wrong that no one defends it outright. But so many people fall into the trap anyway. All the time.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 13/10/2026
The iPhone has been out for a long time now. Touch screens don’t feel futuristic anymore, just kind of tacky. I hope we return to gadgets with buttons and knobs and levers.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22h
a few weeks before the 2024 election, i ended up talking to an older ukrainian man at a bar who was super pro-trump because he thought he’d end the russia/ukraine war and take down putin. i couldn’t convince him how delusional he was being. i often wonder what he thinks now
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21h
i left cuz i had a large following and the blue check thing made it impossible to find all the good replies to riff off of. i didn't have any moral factor to my decision. it just stopped being fun to read the replies to my posts. that's like 90% of it
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 21h
Dogcatcher xkcd.com/3309/
Comic. [Three people seated at table.] PERSON 1 with ponytail: Once we break this story, he won’t be able to get elected *dogcatcher*. PERSON 2: Why do people always use “dogcatcher” as the example of a worthless office? Animal control officers are valued professionals. It just seems unnecessarily insulting. PERSON 3 with shoulder-length hair: Well, their job *is* catching strays.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20h
i became an atheist in 6th grade cuz god wouldn't answer my prayers to turn me into a girl
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Wisconsin Examiner @wisconsinexaminer.com · 19h
Foreign educated doctors are critical in the U.S. where many areas face physician shortages. But Trump's immigration policies are taking a toll wisconsinexaminer.com/2026/10/13/r...
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Trump immigration policies could turn away much-needed foreign doctors, critics say • Wisconsin Examiner
The U.S. has long welcomed foreign-educated physicians as a way to ameliorate a doctor shortage. Trump immigration policies could change that
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Shaindel Beers @shaindelr.bsky.social · 19h
This is so important. PLEASE read both of these texts. Thank you.
From Joshua Loyd Fox: 
Would you like to know what the Commanding General of Fort Hood at the time of Nidal Hassan's rampage thinks about Livestreaming and televising the execution???
Glad you asked. Because Lt. Gen. Sean MacFarland told us himself, publically.
Sean MacFarland is a retired three star U.S. Army Lieutenant General who served nearly 37 years. He commanded III Corps and Fort Hood and led the coalition campaign against ISIS in Iraq and Syria.
His connection to this case is direct…he presented Purple Hearts to victims of the Fort Hood attack and approved Nidal Hasan’s court-martial findings and death sentence in 2017. 
His concerns about broadcasting the execution come from someone with firsthand responsibility for military justice and protecting our troops, as well as this specific case. I think his perspective deserves thoughtful consideration.
I couldn't have said it any better, myself.
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Wanderfound @wanderfound.bsky.social · 20h
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21h
Shut up!
"GE warns its toaster may grow human arms and shoot you with a gun" Ok that sounds like their fault. They should do something about that
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 19h
does anyone want to add me to your group chats so i can silently observe
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 22h
Sam Raimi u up king?
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Concept: a bunch of high school Satanists get drunk in the local graveyard and try to conjure a demon, but they're using one of those "reconstructionist" ritual books that gets its sources all mixed up, so they end up with a minor Mithraic fertility spirit that hasn't spoken with humans in like 1700 years instead. By the terms of its binding it's not allowed to leave until it's ensured a successful harvest for its summoners, which is a problem, because none of these goobers have ever raised so much as a houseplant; if it wants to go home, it's going to have to teach them how to garden - whether they want to learn or not!
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"Five high school sophomores were arrested today on charges of operating an illegal pot growing business behind the Home Depot on I-95. The 200-foot-tall plants, which police could see from their station..."
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NYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre editors angry at MeToo @originalist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"If you weren't in the business you'd think everyone arriving at conclusions independently [they're] not small group who talk to each other between politics and journalism and industries" Group chats leaks of billionaires angry at woke MeToo, their mediocre elite media editors, far-right extremists
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The group chats that changed America
A loose private network on Signal and WhatsApp helped usher in the new alliance between Silicon Valley and Donald Trump’s new right.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i resent how there's a stable of a couple dozen dudes whose whole thing is 'has a racist blog' & they regularly get mainstream newspaper and magazine profiles. i have trouble keeping track of them all, i'm like 'what did he do again' & check his wikipedia & it's ah, has a racist blog, that's all
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
isn't dying on stream like, the biggest desire of the average guy who does a mass shooting these days? this is obviously stupid for too many reasons to list but i wouldn't be surprised if this motivates some chud copycat
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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Grand | Femboy VTuber | Video Editor @gr4ndsoulfreak.vtubers.social · 05/10/2026
noticing a suspicious lack of my oomfs kissing me...
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MetalSuccAttack @metalsucc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 06/10/2026
the Ohio Democratic party is purging its ranks by forcing trans people to either resign or go along with politicians who threaten their existence and calling a pride group an "unwelcoming distraction." If we're just a distraction, then win without our votes and get rid of the fake "pride" orgs 👍🏾
2020: Democrat Stalin and transgender
2026: Democrat Stalin
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was tempted to pirate HP, curiosity and all that. But @jessiegender.bsky.social is right - think of the amount of times HBO commented on GOT leaks and downloads, just as an example. They DO track these things, and even that drives interest. Let this show die. Trans people deserve better.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 06/10/2026
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Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️⌬☭🍉 @nyxwhitefang.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this either means trans Ralsei, trans Toby, both, or neither. there is no way you can prove me wrong
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 06/10/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OK then 👍💥
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 02/10/2026
Sometimes this comes up and I like to point out that I’m a non-EU immigrant and it turns out “they don’t mean me” which…. is racist
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ChonkyLotus 🌸 Giantess Potato @chonkylotus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you follow me, please read : 3
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Grand | Femboy VTuber | Video Editor @gr4ndsoulfreak.vtubers.social · 04/10/2026
Super gaiyan was actually a localization. It was originally super gayajin
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Mariella Earl @mariellaearl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not doing Inktober 2 days late, I simply follow the standard business day schedule. #inktober #inktober2026 #relic
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Karen @valkyriekaren.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
This, of course, isn't an example of "AI lying" because LLM "intelligence" doesn't have a concept of the truth. It's more like a toddler saying "no mummy I haven't done a poo in my nappy" not because they think it's true, but because they think that's what mummy wants/expects them to say.
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🩷kotonui blog🌸 @kotonui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hi personasky discord people, is my account still okay?
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Jellybox Studio @jellybox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UMBERT ACTUALLY! EP 8!!! Why are Queer cartoon characters censored?! #UmbertActually #UnionYaoi #MistermanGuyfella #Jellybox #IndieAnimation
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Wereseagulls Scare @redtim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
News sites need to stop treating Trump or the White House like a legitimate source of information. Everyone knows he just makes shit up on the spot and his press people try to bend reality to fit his ramblings. Things would go much faster, and you're insulting yourselves and us.
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Char's lil meow meow mewtype @mewtype.online · 27/09/2026
Starting a fight in the dnd group chat by posting gnolls are catboys and catgirls, and a form of tabaxi and logging off.
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is utterly adorable and i think if i saw this show as a kid i would've been bouncing off the walls
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think someone should give Beetle Moses a kajillion dollars to do a skit show that's a cross between I Think You Should Leave and Funky Forest
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"rapidly medicalised layabouts" If you want to know what the current push to delegitimise ADHD and autism diagnoses is about, it's coming from shitheads like this.
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Jules of Liberty @greeneyedmonster13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yep. My friend is divorcing her cop husband and he keeps showing up where she is. I told her to inform her divorce attorney that he’s likely using Flock to stalk her.
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Bug Enthusiast 🐝❤️ @idolomantises.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
now that Knights of Guinevere is coming back in a few weeks I'm back to seeing trash takes about how the show is bad because its "spiteful" towards Disney. The show very clearly has more to say than just "Disney bad" if your media comprehension is above a 3rd grade level.
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Atlas Mugged (N95 Duckbill 😷)✊🏿🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @pamacious.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Part of what Mamdani is doing is explaining to people how government works. We've had 50 years of the GOP making sure it doesn't do anything but hurt and troll, while they yell that it's useless. Mamdani is like 'no, it's for fixing shit and making decisions' and 👇
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A woman says "hi, I'm here for the MagicL The Gathering tournament." The man running the sign-up booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says "uh... I'm cis actually." Another man says "hi... wow ma'am, your transition..." The first man interrupts hims by shouting "Tony! No!"
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/09/2026
Dear Silicon Valley cultists: no, I’m not getting paid by a shadowy they/them cabal to be mean to you. I’m being mean to you because your sicko culture has helped destroy mainstream international aid funding (which is killing people), usher in Trump 2.0, and pervert technology and innovation.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dude we need to get rid of religion in this country i'm so fucking serious
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Potato Bolshevik @potatobolshevik.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democrats are deeply evil, and do not deserve your support.
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