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Where Seagulls Dare

@redtim.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighbourhood seagull enthusiast. Overwhelmed and moderately medicated (He/him)

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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 2h
For real though. The RAF Fairford thing wasn't an op, but the FlyDubai hijacking 100% was. It's the dodgiest news story I think I've ever read.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 9h
"Things that never happened" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
UK believes Iran involved in RAF Fairford incident, Burnham says
The prime minister's comments come days after the suspects were released on the 'strictest possible bail conditions'.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 18h
Just put my ADHD meds down somewhere, now I can't find them. The circle continues.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 19h
I mean, 500,000 trees in 3 years is better than *no* trees, but isn't actually that impressive tbh.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
News sites need to stop treating Trump or the White House like a legitimate source of information. Everyone knows he just makes shit up on the spot and his press people try to bend reality to fit his ramblings. Things would go much faster, and you're insulting yourselves and us.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So basically there was no terrorist attack, was there?
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm absolutely in love with the fact that the inherent horror element in the latest Silent Hill game appears to be simply "Living in Britain".
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Logging into Bluesky for 5 minutes for the first time in days to discover that apparently I hate Southern working class Americans because I've never heard of some fucking song or other? Logging right back off again, hope everyone is having a lovely time!
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally getting round to watching Weapons.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm telling you guys, you gotta put killcodes in the games you make now and hold them hostage. Day 0 patch set to automatically apply and delete everything if you aren't there to manually pause it. Go full Pandora Tomorrow. Your bosses don't know anything about coding, they can't fix it!
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My 12yo son, an enthusiastic video gamer who is actually pretty bloody good at things like Fortnite, has asked to install Elden Ring (I think he watched a YouTuber playing it). Bless 'im.
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Sharon O'Dea @sharonodea.com · 22/09/2026
The real problem isn't that he's rich, insufferable, full of shit, or even that he's a landlord. It's the trick whereby a person's own success is presented as proof that structural constraints don't exist. “I managed it” becomes “anyone can”. “Anyone can” becomes “poverty is your own fault”.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Slightly random question, but I don't suppose anyone on here can recommend places to eat and drink in Newton Abbot?
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BLOB FOR THE BLOB GOD
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Festy 🎃 @festy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Get into a better series, stop supporting a huge fucking transphobe, and stop queueing to stand in front of some bricks. Yes I am and will be mean about it
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Avellana @avellanabb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Macklemore" does sound like the setting of a Yorkshire ghost story, let's be honest.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
America isn't real.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
After a longer than usual period of letting my hair and beard grow unruly, I've had a good morning's grooming session and once again resemble a chunky Ming the Merciless.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Slipknot the latest to join the gooner brigade.
A screenshot of Spotify showing a song called Arsenal by the band Slipknot. Spotify indicates that this song was posted 4 days ago.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now this is very much my jam. If I remember later, I might extend this thread with a few examples of my own.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
"Fuck you, human. One day the sea will rise and you'll be gone. We will remain to pluck the flesh from your bones. Never forget it."
A pissed off looking seagull on a handrail, with the sea in the background.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Would you like some seagull info?
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Seagull appreciation time. I watched a seagull taking out a guy's fried chicken the other day, don't walk and eat in Blackpool, my dude. They're such absolute bastards, but they're kind of magnificent as well. They've got the best resting "fuck you" face and they take what they want.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I will always repost this thread whenever I see it.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They sell matcha in Greggs. The Lush in Preston is next door to Primark. When was the last time you saw a high street that *didn't* have a Spoons? In the grand traditional of banal British political observations, this is a fucking doozy.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I would find it a lot easier to accept another round of lectures about how profligate “we” have been, when members of the public have done nothing but vote the way they were instructed to, if we could also shove all the advocates of austerity into a wicker man, to improve this year’s harvest.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe I shouldn't admit this, but I actually stewarded for HTLGI in 2025. One of the events I worked at was Richard Tice and some other right wing ghouls discussing what steps a right wing party might take if it got into power, so I was at least kind of curious from a "know your enemy" perspective.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"So yeah, I'm sorry... ... Anyway. Here's Galway Girl! One, two, three, FOUR!!...🎶" Seriously though, have you ever heard a more boardroom-concocted, both-sides statement (that he's clearly reading from an autocue) in your entire fucking life?
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Resident Evil was *excellent* btw. Lots of fun. Caveat that I've got very little experience of the games, so purists might be haters, idk
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kinda wild that they put Macklemore in charge of Scottish Labour. I did not see *that* coming.
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sometimes I forget, when thinking of Helen Lewis as an idiot, which she is, that she is also a sneering piece of shit, a smug classist looking down on everyone less fortunate than her as a peasant.
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Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 19/09/2026
“Oh we’re not racist, we just don’t want hundreds of dangerous men being brought here and overwhelming our small village”
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
ALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What's that Stewart Lee quote about the problem with shitting a hotel bed in protest is that you still end up having to sleep in your own shitted bed?
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pictures that have *not* aged well.
A photograph of David Walliams posing with a giant cream eclair, held suggestively close to Simon Cowell's face.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So... the Danish and Greenland governments are straight-up just the stupidest people on earth, right?
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wooooooo, half an hour wait in Preston train station.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looks like the video games industry is now old enough to have entered its boomer era.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No-one: Literally, fucking no-one at all: No, seriously, no-one is saying this: Labour: So I guess you want crimes against humanity, aye?
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you're interested (and I know you were all waiting on tenterhooks), I opted for this classic Emma Ruth Rundle top.
An upper body shot of a bearded white man wearing a black, long-sleeved t-shirt. The design on the front is a white print of a skull, with the name Emma Ruth Rundle surrounding 3 sides of the skull. Down the sleeve there are symbols of scales, skulls with wreaths and triangles.
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Zoe Thorne @zoethorne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So Reform have launched an app that tracks small boats arriving in the UK in real time, and already their supporters are complaining that it's boring because there are hardly any boats. They are SO close to getting it.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Why do people hate America?" I couldn't even begin to fathom it... 🤔
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I try... I fucking *try* to move on from the Corbyn era of British politics, I honestly do, but those years were so formative of what we're experiencing now, that it's impossible not to.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Important question of the day. What t-shirt does one wear to an evening of dark acoustic folk set in a Nordic church?
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not sure if people know Wakefield was trying to sell a competing measles vaccine when he made up his fraudulent study about the MMR. It was only after that failed (because he is a complete fraud) that he started grifting off opposing all vaccines. It’s all just a grift. Antivaxxers are their marks.
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Where Seagulls Dare @redtim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Alien: Earth
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Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think you can actually see the seam here between what the BBC journalist wrote, accurately repeating the statement of the expert, and where the editor watered down the headline
BBC headline is "Climate change likely played role in Nepal-Tibet flood, study finds" - note the "likely"The first actual paragraph of the story says "There was absolutely no doubt that human-induced climate change played a role here in the preconditioning of the disasteri, said Dr Friederike Otto, a climatologist at Imperial College London who co-authored the study." Note the "absolutely no doubt", which is quite different to the likely in the headline
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Adria @adriaandthepriors.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pay attention to the wording- “aid in the region”, not Palestinian people. You’re not going to charity-wash your way out of this, you twats.
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