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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h

GUYS IT'S A LAYUP THEY ARE THE PARTY OF PEDOPHILES. I think the world agrees that kiddie fuckers are the worst scum of the earth and they RUN OUR COUNTRY AND THE REPUBLICAN PARTY JFC RUN ON THIS ALL DAY EVERY DAY

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"how are the Eagles successful despite rancid vibes and a listless offense?" easy, they are the NFL's energy vampires

the energy vampire guy from What We Do In The Shadows

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I do not get SNL’s need to keep booking Dakota Johnson. She has very little personality and acting ability.

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In the Deshaun Watson vs. Aaron Rodgers game, I was rooting for extremely targeted lightning strikes.

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/10/2026

aaron rodgers moves like your computer cursor when you’re trying to use a mouse on a glass table

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is as DI-why as it gets. Stupid and impractical in so, so many ways. But only if you use your fridge to keep things to eat.

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All the people behind AI thought HAL was the protagonist of 2001: a Space Odyssey.

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Michael McLean @michaelmclean.me · 17/09/2026

Robert E Lee was the most overrated general in history. Woof. towardsdatascience.com/napoleon-was...

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is a very funny insult to a dog actor

Rin Tin Tin Jr. appeared in some serialized films, but was not as talented as his father.12)

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

you can imagine the PR folks to the side begging this chud to shut up

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Wait… are they talking about the animal here? Because those are the ones coaxed into these things. Was that a restriction on bomb-sniffing dogs that they were disqualified if they’d had sex with a human? Then yes, correct change in policy. Because otherwise, this makes no sense.

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Half of the top 4 most powerful people in the nation can’t control their bowels. And that’s me assuming Vance & Johnson can.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Here's an anecdote: On 9/10/2001, The Onion staff had a New York launch party at the Bowery Ballroom to celebrate the staff's move from Madison, Wisconsin to New York City. They woke up hungover, took a week off, and then produced one of the greatest front pages in the history of newspapers.

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Meta trying really hard to sell their glasses as “they’re not just for creeps!”

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I work at a place that finds subsidized housing for people in LA. Yesterday a woman came in looking for help with housing and then starts ranting - unprompted- about Mamdani and how New Yorkers are idiots for expecting “free things.” BITCH, WHAT THR FUCK YOU THINK WE DO HERE?

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/09/2026

the difference has always been this: the NFL is much more interesting to watch than it is to talk about CFB is much more interesting to talk about than it is to watch

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The sequel needs to be Coyote Vs. the Law of Physics.

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Coyote vs. Acme was great. Funny for everyone, and great inside jokes for Looney Tunes nerds. Completely understand why they shelved it. Hit too close to home as WB= Acme. Also, John Cena is a great comic actor. His dialogue with Tweety - speaking deadly serious in Tweedy speak - was brilliant.

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Google Maps folded so badly that your dad is freaking out, wanting to take it from them to show them how to do it right, but he’s driving right now.

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

This… holy shit. Talking to your kid isn’t a one-way street. You learn as much as they do, if not more. Real people evolve their views, not have them embedded in a hard drive.

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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Disney Prime is saddened at the passing of actor, singer, sewer clown, butler, wildlife documentarian and concierge Tim Curry. Tim never married and had no children but is survived by millions of twinks who dress as him once a week to help keep a struggling independent cinema afloat.

Tim Curry (1946 - 2026)

THIS IS WHERE WE USUALLY PUT THE DECEASED’SGOOFIEST TV AND FILM CREDITS HOWEVER ALL OF HIS CREDITS ARE GOOFY AS SHIT.PLUS HE HAD TWO GOOFY ROCK ALBUMS.ANYWAYS, “HERKEMER HOMOLKA”, CONGO (1995)

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

OJ Simpson never gets proper credit for creating a whole genre of tv show: the live police chase.

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Even if it was a lousy movie/TV show, whenever Tim Curry or Dolly Parton appeared on screen, there would be a sigh of relief, because you realized “OK, at least THIS part will be fun.”

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together

photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The five Simpsons lines I've uttered most: 5) Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down! 4) I don’t remember saying “good luck.” 3) Money can be exchanged for goods and services. 2) “d’oh” “A deer!” “A female deer.” 1) “that’s bad.” “Can I go now?”

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

TCU said yeah let’s crank those Troubles right back up

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AndreTheGiant @andrewvouvalis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

TCU does not recognize Northern Ireland.

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Saw the first ad against California’s “billionaire” tax. The fears they instill are things the government already does (“they make you swear your taxes are true!”). If billionaires were given the choice of paying taxes or getting a pick-axe thru the frontal lobe, they’d have to think about it.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:

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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/08/2026

you can trace the point at which any given person fell off the marvel train to the point that it started to feel like homework to them

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

This timeline is like if the movies NETWORK and BEING THERE had a baby.

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Gonzo Bizarro Health Maintenance Organization/HMO Mega corporation Mental Health Day

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

On Santa Cruz Pier with a friend who lives here. My first question: when’s the ripped muscle saxophonist play?

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

TIL that there’s a Pinocchio/ Jonah fetish

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I can see why the Right is upset about this version of the Odyssey. It didn’t adhere to their Cliff Notes.

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Dear parents of children with autism: STOP TRYING TO “CURE” IT! Try to work with it to find their niche, or just let them be. They may have a whole ST. ELSEWHERE up in their head. Why would you deny them that? It was a great show.

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Big Boss at new job, who probably doesn’t remember my name yet, comes in & says “I hope everyone has September 18th your calendar.” INNER VOICE: Don’t say it. Don’t… OUTER VOICE: I’m pretty sure ALL calendars have September 18th on them. Pained look from boss. Great first impression, twat.

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Unpainted Huffines @unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

So Mitch McConnell is basically doing a last-season Don Draper and disappearing for two months? So he’ll return refreshed and centered and will deliver the congressional equivalent of “I’d Like To Teach The World to Sing?” Whatever that is…

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Bluesky, if I verify my identity, do you PROMISE not to help the government kill me someday

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