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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 9h
My dog has dementia; it’s incredibly sad. I have to keep him from doing things like trying to go behind the toilet (there’s nothing there; he will get stuck). Dealing with it by saying things like “you’re a loose cannon, Dave! Hand in your badge and gun!” while gently redirecting his tiny body.
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 13h
The measles surge that RFK Jr happily drove has infected at least 50 pregnant women in PA "Doctors in outbreak areas are making changes to how they care for pregnant patients & their babies, offering a glimpse of what may be in store across the nation as cases spread" 19thnews.org/2026/10/penn...
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What Pennsylvania’s measles outbreak could mean for pregnancy care across America
It's raising new questions about immunity testing before pregnancy, early vaccinations for babies and the many complications that could rise from infection.
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 05/10/2026
There is a bleak sort of pleasure in telling people who bring up AI in casual conversation, “Actually, I’m one of the authors AI stole from. Not an exaggeration. The judge ordered them to send me a check.” It hits them different when it’s a real person saying it.
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Could really go for an ancient curse befalling some folks.
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Asking every person I see if they like “punkin spice lattes” until one of them shoots me with a gun
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DudeWipes that wipe away dudes
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 28/09/2026
These AI companies should be responsible for everything they do, and they fact nobody is holding them accountable is driving me insane: aftermath.site/ai-agents-resp...
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
the ghost in the backseat of my car who disappears when I look right at him doesn’t bother me too much. he’s easy enough to ignore, even when I spot his split skull in the rear view briefly illuminated by the headlights of passing cars. he only tries to touch me at night. got a great deal on the car
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 15
3 panel Garffeld comic: panels 1 and 2, Nergal is sitting next to Garffeld who thinks, "Nergal thinks himself a comely cat; a picture of vanity. I hate vanity."; panel 3, Nergal thinks, "Envy is no less a sin deserving of hate in the eyes of God."
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Degaussing my eyeballs again. I wish people wouldn’t let their kids stick magnets in my face
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every post on Facebook right now
A fake news story-style meme with a stock photo of a steely eyed white bearded barber brandishing scissors. Text:

Ed Sheeran’s barber Tripp Briggs stands by the embattled pop star. “Ed and me are just common men. He needs his pubes shaved daily like anyone else. And I need his beautiful pubes for my beard. There’s no politics in pubes.”
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Updog Sinclair @greaterhuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cops are bleeding the city dry.
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
based on the phase of the moon in conjunction with the autumnal equinox, i have never been more insignificant, or any less. when seen from the skies i am a glittering node of a dust, like the light of an ancient star.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you left out the fifth scenario
President Donald Trump died when he hit a golf ball at a tree and it bounced back and bonked him in the nuts and then the tree fell and squashed him flat and his body hat to be peeled off the fairway

Positive 95%
Negative 7%
Net sentiment +88%
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Detainees have said they believe the men were beaten for telling the press and human rights advocates about the poor conditions and violence inside the hotel, and that they are haunted by flashbacks and terrified they will be retaliated against next.”
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“The men–one from Egypt and one from Eritrea–were then taken to a prison. About 30 detainees from the US remain trapped at a hotel in the outskirts of the coastal city of Malabo after being deported from the US.“
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Two men that the Trump administration expelled to Equatorial Guinea were bound, fitted with bags over their heads, beaten and pushed down a flight of stairs, all in plain view of other US deportees, according to witnesses and human rights lawyers.”
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Putrid, ghoulish, evil, beyond evil
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Men deported from US bound and beaten in Equatorial Guinea detention hotel, lawyers say
Group trapped at Hotel Bamy after US removal as rights groups sound alarm over poor conditions and violence
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A woman says "hi, I'm here for the MagicL The Gathering tournament." The man running the sign-up booth says "of course. and ma'am I hope it's not too presumptious of me to say that your transition is going incredible." The woman says "uh... I'm cis actually." Another man says "hi... wow ma'am, your transition..." The first man interrupts hims by shouting "Tony! No!"
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
gotta remind myself of these things. i gotta
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Things are bad, catastrophically bad, BUT, over the next 1.5 months we’re getting: -Primetime -The Devils uncensored in 4k -The Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes doc -A repertory horror fest and a Twin Peaks fest at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social And then the new Eggers Werwulf on Christmas Day
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🏳️‍⚧️ valissa, elvira’s sister @valisdheart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if you get to decide how i am treated, i am not free
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 17/09/2026
I have a story coming in the next few weeks speaking to exactly this — I’m hearing it from organizers in rural and urban areas alike
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 17/09/2026
80% of AI news at this point consists of a company announcing “we wrote a computer virus” then there’s something about the apocalypse or regulation, then the next news story is like “we wrote another computer virus.”
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fortinbras is very good
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
My medieval manuscript-style cat is done, fired with just a little glaze on the eyes and nose. He does need a name…
An orange and white ceramic cat in the style of a medieval illuminated manuscript illustration. He has anguished eyes and is sitting on a white shelf.
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Me realizing I will spend my whole life working meaningless jobs I hate that drain me of my extremely finite vitality while the world descends into greater and greater horrors
A still of David Lynch on the production of Twin Peaks: The Return. He gesticulates angrily while brandishing a cigarette. Caption reads: “we never get any time to experiment. We never get any time to, you know, go dreamy.”
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Made the typo “Pam’s Labyrinth” in a group chat today and can’t stop thinking about it. Just a mysterious labyrinth in Francoist Spain occupied by Aunt Pam
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
I think one of the biggest hurdles right now is distinguishing between escaping responsibility for vs actually addressing injustice.
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rolling around like a ball, growing in size as objects stick to my body could fix me
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is known as “bluesky’s lament”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s like they unearthed a second zapruder film or something
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
why of all my stupid posts did that one have to pop off 😭
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
at some point intent doesn’t matter, and the proof is in the accursed geriatric pudding
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i don’t think “democracy” was intended to mean keeping braindead elected officials on a leash and dragging their bodies around in public to maintain power, but here we are
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
can you imagine being born in the middle of like, 150 years of relative stability. lmao
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is the best thread I’ve seen on this that feels right to me on a gut level because I know how tech companies operate: sloppily! At best!! Move fast and break things isn’t the half of it.
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TOM: [mansplains Dianetics] TAYLOR: [can’t hear him over brain full of circus music]
Taylor Swift slurps something through a straw while Tom Cruise yammers. The pair are at a sporting event. God has abandoned us
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ngl i wasn’t expecting him to go out doing suicide by cop
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@NewsWire_US
Capitol Police Surround Mitch McConnell's
Washington Home
3:31 PM • 9/14/26
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
me in college in 2007 reading about the panopticon: omg this is exactly what prison is me in 2026 thinking about the panopticon: omg this is exactly what everything is
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this is very stupid (complimentary)
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Age of man is over the other lotr goblin says the age of man is what? Over they are both speaking to walkie talkies
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
realizing now that MILF manor was used, as everything was, to train chatGPT
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Now that all the llm companies have successfully stolen literally everything ever written, they're all pivoting hard to "let us surveill you 24/7 here put this camera on your face and wrist c'mon enter the panopticon"
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