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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 2h
It’s going to really suck when Dems win this year then the economy tanks from policies set in motion by Trump 2 and then dems lose the majority of 2028 elections bc ppl have the long term memory of fruit flies.
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 11h
I wonder if he actually thinks he had no hand in setting all this in motion
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 13h
New oval office clock just dropped
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shannon Depussy in the Martha Stewart chocolate chip cookie recipe comments.
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They ran a delivery robot through Chernobyl for a week and released it in Philly.
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is clippy, they’re making another clippy.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026
It’s always one dumb bitch pretending to be two dumb bitches telling each other “exxxaaactttllyyyy”
Smelly pervert pedophile Michael Tracey having talking to himself with a burner account
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
can any of these mf wear normal pants?
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is something a sophomore at a Calvinist college in western Michigan would come up with.
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He recycles bits like he forgets that his speeches are recorded 
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
13 year old me walking out of the sunglass hut
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Long Driveway" Jesse Farrar is a Big Time Loser who has another FLOP on his hands, this time with The Clinton News Network! Oh Jesse, don't you know that everything you do is a Total Mess, and your favorite president is just trying to help you look less PATHETIC! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! -DJT
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
simple, fuck that hand pussy.
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gen X needs to be stopped
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tf is this baby signature?
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I gotta say, that’s SO Raven.
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having a really dumb president rename your dumb product and then feeling obligated to go along with it is really funny to me.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how’s this going right now though?
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 guys in the stadium from Bolingbrook just had a rage stroke
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Carfire 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ @carfire.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Shaved my eyebrows off
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Proof that there are too many state and local police officers than actually needed.
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s fine, you just take literally everything he owns and throw them both in prison for 20 years
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Charging $1 free a splash of oat milk in your coffee is pretty darn silly.
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elliot @electricbeef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
get in the zone...the union zone
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If your interviewer asks you if you want water or coffee tell them to “get fucked” then the job is yours bc it was a test all along. As you’re leaving piss your pants in front of them too to show you don’t have to waste time using the bathroom when there’s work to be done.
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is a War on Taxpayers
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Working for a conservative think tank must rule. You get to ID and pick apart the dumbest groups of Americans to determine why they are so dumb. Then you just get to exploit those specific characteristics over and over again to push whatever depraved policy you’re supposed to push. 
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sorry to do the thing, but can you imagine the collective right wing media 6 week long freak out if a dem president said this? (Airport!)
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No amnesty
nytimes.com
ICE Mistakenly Detains U.S. Citizen in Chicago Area, Leaving Him Injured (Gift Article)
The Department of Homeland Security said agents released the man after he identified himself. He was taken to a hospital with head and neck injuries, local police said.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Baby, what have I done? Gone and left you all alone It's hard for me to sing this song We've been together for so long I think I know what my soul's gotta say And it won't hurt as bad someday
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REAL CHICAGOAN (ignore this skeet) @mehblurgh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Donold J. Trump Lesbian Bar designer
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AI porn looks like a finishing move on Mortal Kombat
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What possesses people to work as a Waymo driver? What are we doing here?
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every single reporter that interacts with Marco should ask him to explain this in detail until he has a nervous breakdown.
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Top-tier, incredible posture, sir. Very healthy, sir.
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tboner @tboner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
jesus fuck this is grim
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it literally could not be easier to run against an opponent who is fixated on a microscopic minority that isn’t actually harming anyone! focusing on imaginary threats posed by trans people instead of the world burning down around us is bad politics! point that out! loudly!
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