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Unapplied Physicist

@unappliedphysicist.bsky.social
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Physicist turned programmer wishing he could chuck it all to become a professional violinist. Cat servant. He/him.

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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's not that he has an issue making eye contact — it's that there's a bag of treats on the shelf behind me.
A large, long-haired tuxedo cat sits at the top of some stairs, looking longingly over the viewer's left shoulder.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Aahz saw me open up the air return to change out the AC filter earlier, and he is now LIVID that I will not allow him into this new tunnel in the wall.
A long-haired black cat stands in front of a large grate, staring angrily at the camera.
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Eschire Cat-tle, MSc @escherbug.art · 28/07/2026
She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.
Lt the black cat wearing a champagne colored ribbon ruff and a suspicious expression.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Me: It’s sweet how my cat sits on my chest to comfort me when I’m sick in bed. Cat: I think I’ll eat the eyes first.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector
A cat whose entire head is in a helmet with ear, eye and nose holes
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In the cat alphabet ‘e’ and ‘o’ are the only meowels.
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Bomani-Hamlet Cook 🐈‍⬛ @bomani-hamletcook.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I find the lack of treats disturbing
Darth Feline
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I would kill or die for Larry
A small operation in Oregon that hunts truffles with a trained dog has added an unpaid trainee. A cat named Larry accompanies the handler and the truffle dog into the woods every outing, works a patch of ground a little apart from them, and digs with tremendous confidence in places where there is nothing.
The handler says Larry has never found a truffle and shows no sign of understanding the assignment. He does not use scent the way the dog does and he does not respond when the dog makes a find.
He simply digs his own holes nearby and then inspects them. "He thinks he's on the team," the handler said. "He is emphatically not on the team."
TRUFFLE DOG FINDS THE TRUFFLES -
'TRAINEE' CAT DIGS RANDOM HOLES AND FINDS DIRT
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This little weirdo pawed at the shower door until Mom opened it to show him she was fine and not at any risk of drowning.
A long-haired black cat, its back arched, stands in front of a slightly-open glass shower door dripping with water.
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mads 🐼 @smadseli.northsky.social · 02/07/2026
hey, don’t be sad. hey!!! kittens trying to chase and catch fireflies, ok?
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“Don’t eat th- Oh well, I hope you didn’t have anything planned for the next ten hours or so. Come by my nest and I’ll lend you my VHS of Fantasia.”
A small bird stands atop a mushroom sprouting from a tree stump as a squirrel starts to nibble on the mushroom.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Aahz looks mean, but he's actually stoned out of his mind on #Caturday catnip.
A long-haired black cat lounges against a green toy, staring at the camera. Small bits of catnip dust the cat's fur and the surrounding rug.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The platonic ideal of an ambush predator faces east, patiently waiting for his sunbeam prey to descend onto his backside.
A long-haired black cat sits on an office chair. Just above the cat, a small sunbeam is hitting the chair's back. The cat has its head raised just enough to keep an eye on the sunbeam.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Happy Cinco de Mayo. I wear this shirt once a year; it's at least 15 years old, and hopefully has nearly that many remaining.
The chest of a white T-shirt printed with five jars of Mayo.
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Nic Wilkinson @nicwilkinson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I present Turtrucken
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
A striped cat appears to be “yelling” at a kitten with the exact same coloring. The kitten’s eyes are wide open and their ears pinned back.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Got milk?
A very large long-haired tuxedo cat stands with its hind paws on a dining room chair and its front paws on the edge of the table. Its head is buried in a bowl.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The platonic ideal of sadness: When you're a #cat who's eaten all of his kibble, and the other guy refuses to give you some of his.
A large, long-haired tuxedo cat lounges near two food bowls. One is empty; the other has a long-haired black cat standing over it glaring at the first cat.
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Here's your moment of zen: A "holy" cat named Coco stands at the entrance of a church in Mexico, seemingly blessing everyone who walks in 🐱
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Cats are such graceful, majestic creatures.
A slightly overweight tuxedo cat lounges at the top of a flight of stairs, exposing its belly.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Aahz has been an Aahzhole today, causing him to be exiled from Mom's office.
At the end of a hallway are two closed doors. Leaning against one is an unrepentant long-haired black cat.
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 14/03/2026
Oh god this made me laugh so hard. Watch til the end.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Note from my notebook (2016). Nothing has changed.
I know I buy far too many books but I like to think that lining the walls of my house with them wards off evil in some deeply important way.
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PictureTheSouth @picturethesouth.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Here's a VERY long shot request for info or contact. Does anyone here know someone (or IS someone) who can check ALL 3 boxes? Attended the launch of Artemis I Attended at least 1 Space Shuttle Launch Attended at least 1 Apollo / Saturn V launch? The world needs to hear your comparison of them.
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a painting of a woman and a deer with a crescent moon behind them
Alt: a painting of Goddess Artemis with her deer with a crescent moon behind them. She is firing an arrow from the bow created by the crescent moon.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
#cat waiting patiently for the sunbeam.
A long-haired black cat sits in "loaf" position on a bedroom floor. In the background, early-morning sun comes through a window and strikes the wall.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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Richard McElreath 🐈‍⬛ @rmcelreath.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Es ist wieder soweit! It's time to take down and responsibly dispose of your xmas tree. Please consider the Christmas tree cannon
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
My best photographs of 2025, a short thread. A tobacco hornworm on one of its favorite foods, a garden tomato plant (Texas, May 2025). This one makes the cut because it is more aesthetically pleasing than I was aiming for, somehow.
In middle of a graceful, fibonacci-curved spring tomato leaf sits a large green caterpillar in side view, its front curled as if in prayer, in an ethereal soft light, slightly backlit.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
May your cats get all the boxes they want for the holidays.
A long-haired black cat sits in a cardboard box with some wrapping paper.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 23/12/2025
I'm not sure what was decided at Stonehenge during the winter solstice this year, but I approve of the new god/ruler/emperor/pagan supreme being or whatever the rank is of the one that was chosen:
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Dresden wishes you a happy, colorful #caturday.
A long-haired tuxedo cat lounges on a colorful quilt
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/11/2025
Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
A book has been taken. A book has been taken? You summoned the Watch," Carrot drew himself up proudly, "because someone's taken a book? You think that's worse than murder?"
The Librarian gave him the kind of look other people would reserve for people who said things like "What's so bad about genocide?
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 23/11/2025
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Yes, you two can see the bottom of your bowls. But if you'd both just LOOK DOWN you'd see that there's still quite a bit of food there.
Two cats sit next to half-full food bowls. One, a black long-hair with a lion cut, glares through half-lidded eyes at the camera. The second, a large long-haired tuxedo, looks sad.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
You'd be forgiven if you thought Aahz had decided to go punk, but his new mohawk haircut is because lately he gets angry when we try to brush his hips and belly.
A long-haired black cat looks up from a food dish to stare angrily at the camera. He has been shaved from neck to tail along his sides.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Aahz, Halloween cat extraordinaire, getting a little extra napping in before kids start ringing the doorbell.
A long-haired black cat sleeps on a rug.
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 16/09/2025
That's right beautiful
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
A cool #caturday morning means the door is open for bird-watching.
A long-haired black cat is seen from behind staring intently out a screen door.
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Smarter Than a Waffle @smarterthanawaffle.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
SOMEBODY WANTS EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT SHE MAJORED IN DANCE AT THE ACADEMY
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Seriously, imagine this being the second-coolest photo taken of you in one day.
A picture of Curtis Evans walking through tear gas at an ICE facility with an American flag.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Ticklish #toebeantuesday
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
A little bit of forced perspective makes Dresden look even...fluffier. (That's a good adjective. Let's not fluff-shame.)
Two long-haired black cats are eating. The nearer is seen from behind, and appears much larger than the other.
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Seen on the side of a noodle shop in Chicago.
Graffiti of a black cat eating noodles.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
This is the look of a #cat who's just realized Mom has cheese...and hasn't offered to share!
A large long-haired tuxedo cat looks upward at someone's knee with an expression of annoyance.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 02/09/2025
I am calm. I am breathing deeply through my nose. I am counting to ten. I… WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID YOUR DOG WILL INFODUMP TO YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING BALL?!?
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The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Our country is being destroyed. But hey, look at these eight Maine Coon kittens.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
The guy guarding my bedroom door is sleeping on the job. #caturday
A long-haired overweight tuxedo cat is seen through a doorway lounging on its back, belly in the breeze.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I'm starting to think we're not doing a very good job restricting Hairy Dresden's kibble intake.
A large tuxedo cat lays on its back at the top of a wide, carpeted staircase. The cat is also wide.
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Unapplied Physicist @unappliedphysicist.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Dresden is very handsome today.
A large long-haired tuxedo cat lounges on a fluffy white comforter.
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