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Heartbreak Welkin

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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 14h
Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 1 Angel Attack Angel Attack
Misato looking through binoculars while Shinji is below her
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Deeply @deeply.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i type like all of these
variety of screenshots of people trying to say "shut the fuck up but getting it wrong"; "shit the fuck up", "shut the fuck off kid", "shut the up" and "shut your fuck up"
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 13h
I don't get why ppl like Bdwr Wllms' cartoons. They're miserable spirit with a class get-out clause, and just as twee as what they address.
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 14h
Dog thought I needed help during my workout, so waited till I was mid set of glute bridges, and slammed the side of her ass into my head.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 03/10/2026
I split the G (train) with the Prime Minister of Ireland, Michéal Martin. Sláinte!
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we literally root for charlie brown every step of the way, he is the main character the show has told us to love. he is who we want to see win. and then when lucy pulls the football away, the show is telling us it does not respect our time as a viewer.
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Clarkesworld @clarkesworldmagazine.com · 01/10/2026
It all started on this day. Thank you for a wonderful twenty years.
Text in the center reads: 20 Years Oct. 2006 - Oct. 2026, clarkesworldmagazine.com

(right) Cover art for issue 241 by Marcel Deneuve is "Labyrinths of Azarax" and features a blue and white mechanical eye in a circular opening looking at a small, white, glowing humanoid figure standing on a large pipe in the tunnel. Many pipes line the walls, all heading out to the main room. Pipes are yellow and gray. Room beyond is blue.

(left) Cover art for issue 1 by Tomasz Pietrzyk is "The Town of the Towers" and features a surreal town of yellowy white distorted towers with reddish orange roofs that overhang the towers and rise to a point. Mishapen dark windows and doors are scattered about on the buildings. Orange sky gives the entire piece a warm tone.
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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 01/10/2026
Well, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna click the link and open up the steam store. You're gonna purchase Lovely Lady RPG at a very generous 20% discount either for yourself, for a friend or loved one, or for your group's Grungler. That's it. store.steampowered.com/app/3567040/...
a screenshot of mike from breaking bad in a car
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VionicAegis @vionic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"say it." "I'm gonna click the link and open up the steam store. I'm gonna purchase Lovely Lady RPG at a very generous 20% discount either for myself, for a friend or loved one, or for my group's Grungler. That's it." "again."
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I start a new freelance job running a Saturday writing group for teenagers. I'm really excited about this because I love running writing workshops, but I rarely get a chance to run them as a series. Tomorrow's epistolary flash fiction workshop is called "Dead Dove, Do Not Eat."
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 02/10/2026
tfw the grindr chaser won’t stop talking about his AI startup idea but the uber to get here was $57
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
98 Eminem would have written an incredible Charlie Kirk line
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pope Leo XIV
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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What about the Minions? Hundreds of humans working together to bring Entertainment
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Sandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FIRSTLY as the piece alludes: Loren Rex Cameron’s also-trans and arguably more famous older sister, Cameron, was a I believe fully stealth working model and actress (a la plot of Pose) in the 80s and 90s mostly … I rewatched like I dunno, dozens of TNG episodes, where she appeared as Ensign Kellogg:
A stunning redhead woman in a Star Trek TNG uniform
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Copy editors UK wide, frothing with anticipation to use the headline "Breturn of the King"
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Scooby Do screentesting for Taxi Driver.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A glorious bit of How It Works here, being said openly in public
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Exclusive with @AlexDooler @DNair5
UAE officials have warned the UK government that the severity of Man City's punishment could undermine their appetite for future grand-scale commitments in Britain, according to people familiar with the matter
They consider the Premier League's actions to have an influence on the bilateral state relationship, the people said, asking not to be identified discussing undisclosed information
The extraordinary pressure comes after Andy Burnham faced criticism, including from within government, for saying Man City's Abu Dhabi owners should not be disqualified specifically because of the investment they bring to Britain
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Ripley Arachnid 🕷️🌈🪲🕸️ @spiderdungeon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I FORGOT I WAS BEING FULLY INSANE LAST NIGHT
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm gonna brkill myself
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 02/10/2026
"Breturn"
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Tom Vian @sfbtom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our games are in the Steam Autumn Sale, including 50% off Crow Country, and 10% off our recently released The Mermaid Mask! store.steampowered.com/developer/SF...
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still processing my thoughts on Eliza Clark's 'Boy Parts' but: - characterization, particularly through dialogue (Inc internal) but far the strongest part of the book, and some of best I've read. - similarly, the prose overall is so elegant and in places I had to re read because was so layered
Cover of Eliza Clark's Boy Parts. Pink title and author test of blurred image of a boy in black and white head and shoulders crop
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Ciggy | 🔞 @ciggyaftersegg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Halloween pinup #TrekTober Janeway #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
Stylized painterly illustration of Kathryn Janeway dressing up as a vampire holding a glass of blood
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When are you planning on sacrificing yourself?
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 02/10/2026
[VR] Armpits Flaunted VR
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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MotorRoach @motorroach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly refreshing to see a recomp clearly stating this. Go check it out, tbh
Warning To AI Bros

Again, BlackLabelHQ and by extension MediEvilRecomp is proudly made entirely with human hands. We want to keep it that way, so please respect that.

* Fully AI written issues will be automatically closed

* ALL AI based PRs(such as ones containing claude as a contributor or clear AI code) will be rejected innately, however this is your warning that you will be permanently banned from BlackLabelHQ's repos if you do it anyway.
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Tara and Pam from true blood, a black woman and a white woman who are both gay looking vampires
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Lost In Cult @lostincult.co.uk · 01/10/2026
The Caves of Qud EDITIONS package contains exclusive slipcase and cover artwork from @planetsmudge.bsky.social and a poster and sticker designed by Raquel Meyers (+ a bunch of other extras!) www.lostincult.co.uk/shop/p/caves...
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New sphinx riddle nowhere near as pithy as original
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 01/10/2026
yes
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I live in rural. I go to the pub. I don't paint my nails
- cba. I have subscriptions to The Times, The Telegraph, The Spectator and Spiked. I hate the guardian and was sad when Rod Liddle died. I adore Douglas Murray and Julie Burchill.
Am I right wing, far right or fascist?
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
as an involuntary gender coach i would say the best base for transgender is faggotry
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 01/10/2026
September 30 // October 1
achewood's ray smuckles admonishes little nephew for dressing as a goth: "Listen here now, little mister! You aint' gettin NO pizza so long as you walkin' around lookin' like Gay KISS!"Ray Smuckles in goth garb presses a button on his skull codpiece, which makes it utter the words "BELA... LUGOSI'S... DEAD..."
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Duke University Press @dukepress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can catch @gracelavery.bsky.social, author of "Personal Demons," at @pegasusbooks.bsky.social Berkeley in October, and check out all our author events for the month: buff.ly/d9h0t7o
Cover of Personal Demons: Possession Narratives of Late Liberalism by Grace Lavery. The cover features a painting of a beige cat-like creature caught in branches against a painted black background. The title is written in a beige highly stylized font that incorporates calligraphy like strokes. The subtitle appears at the bottom of the cover in a beige serif font. Below this is the author’s name in the same stylized font in an orange red.
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cool Hand Luke toxic yuri
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drawing of people vibing by Gateshead Central library. It's all yellow, pink, red black and white
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watched In The Mouth of Madness for @allisfullofgore.bsky.social last night, first time seeing it since I was a teenager. Fascinated by the audio controls for the institutions PA system. Area 1 chicken head has seen some vigourus hot knobbing.
Elaborate audio consoles with a hand pressing a button
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Fábio de Oliveira Ribeiro @sithan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
genesiustimes.com
Woman Arrested After Installing Flock Camera Inside Flock CEO’s Home for His 'Safety' • Genesius Times
ATLANTA — A 31-year-old Decatur woman was arrested early Monday after authorities say she entered...
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woe platinum @esvrld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
portal to another world in bio
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do not engage with any pay to play stuff, but it's particularly bad when they obviously know it's a shit thing to do but hope to catch a bunch of people into doing the work before noticing, and then going "well I might as well now.."
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Mystery of glasses theft deepens as they are discovered to have been on my head the whole time
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ppl getting mad at the labour party need to remember that what they're expecting from MPs (representing constituency) is not reasonable. The real job of a labour MP is to solicitit donations, speaker fees, and line up a lobbying job that they may or may not start working on before leaving parliament
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