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dumbcat @dumbcat.bsky.social · 9h
This Is Not A Garfield Comic.
drawn comic titled "This Is Not A Garfield Comic." and there's a doodle of Werner Herzog eating a Garfield ice pop and saying "I will be your narrator today"
Panel 1: Werner Herzog says "The thread patterns greeble the surface with tiny peaks & valleys" and you see interwoven strands of yarn
Panel 2: Werner Herzog says "Creating intriguing mosaic illusions" and the shot zooms out a bit (you can see something circular hanging on a chain but it's still out of frame)
Panel 3: Werner Herzog says "Boobies" on a zoomed-out shot and it's @hausofdecline.bsky.social's fursona in a sweater and lighting a joint

this is based on a response i made under a @hausofdecline.bsky.social post, i changed the word "boobs" to "boobies" tho because it sounds funnier in Werner Herzog's voice haha
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 8h
This account supports frogs and their sublime agenda 

Amphibian haters unfollow please

It's a picture of frog knight from quest 64
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🎀 i'm katey! @bagenzos.house · 15h
new game: 🪦👧 antigone ii bagenzo.itch.io/antigone-two
bagenzo.itch.io
antigone ii by Bagenzo
two!
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Guy ruining Steely Dan for everyone else @artbrovera.bsky.social · 14h
Truly one of the creepiest thing about AI characters is the uncanny nearly identical face every generic woman character has thats a mashup of teen Brooke Shields and Christina Ricci that you can very easily guess as to Why That Is, but you cant say so
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 19h
Random search at customs: "Öi öi evening äll whät's all this then?"
Cover of the book Austro-marxism
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Super Scary Mango @mangomakes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Matching Vandal #art ##fanart #marathonthegame
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🦎 @loungeiguana.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Spot the difference. Apparently the blue shirt on the right is ok for broadcast by the BBC, but not the white one on the left. 👀
"Protect the dolls" T-shirt, subsequently censored but the BBC. "Dolls" is slang for trans women and tranfemme people. "This T-shirt identifies as a Christmas jumper" T-shirt, prominently displayed on BBC news. If you think this isn't transphobic I've got a bridge to sell you.
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 20h
This is the perfect time to pitch him an investment opportunity
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sylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Raiden commentary yay! youtu.be/HkhcvxbIlSI
youtu.be
Raiden (JP ver.) 1-ALL (first loop 1CC) with commentary
YouTube video by sylvie
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I started reading The Black Farm today and that has got to be one of the stupidest and charmless things I've ever encountered. Baffled by it's existence.
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lol. Today I gave up a book five chapters in. One of the worst things I've ever read
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lmao
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Favourite band when I was 18
Mr bungle in the late 90s. A bunch of guys playing ska
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nel gosh @thunderflower.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i met god and SHE can position herself on her back with her legs propped up against a wall and pee into her own mouth 💅
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Singing Nutshell at the stack of peanuts
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Mark Reel @markreel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Columbus Day

Columbo Day
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ah ok. Yeah I don't have contact with anyone from my childhood that remembers anything so I just had to do mine
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's worth doing. Ask about using Right to Choose to jump the wait a bit. I was on regular list for just under four years
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lmao. Official autism diagnosis
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Drawing of a guy having a bad day
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't wish an AI induced psychotic collapse on anyone but
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What's so nice about this episode is you can really see the personal and professional connection that him and Peter Falk have. Every scene they are in together is just a whole level above the equivalent scenes in the first season.
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Chat, we're on the John Cassavetes Columbo episode
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
0.55% of the population by the way
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mag @maggotmicrowave.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
goretober day 8: beheading
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lionel hutz simpson meme, changing a "protect the dolls" t-shirt to "don't protect the dolls!"
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Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt that’s been edited to look like a plain white t shirt
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Too late, I have already depicted myself as a the unflappable Lt Columbo, and you as the seething arriviste
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't think Mike Flanagan is very good at films
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Tobi Wobi ☀️COMMS OPENED @tonygamerpro197.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
aces high: the true air duel simulator, two player game over screen, dos (1996) www.mobygames.com/game/69762/a...
black outlines, grey text font reads: died at the same time! satan will take them both to hell!
purple/blue background.
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Kari Maaren @angrykem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This Is Just to Say I have trained the AI to read to our baby the one you were probably expecting me to interact with Calm down AI is awesome so sweet and so cold
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A ThinkPad on which is showing Leslie Nielsen a white man in a suit with grey hair talking on the telephone
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chat, we're watching the psychedelic Leslie Nielsen Columbo
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watching High Fidelity in my 20s: It would be so cool to be a chain smoking loser with a record store. Watching High Fidelity in my 40s: This awful man should be killed.
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metal flesh express @oma-metal-flesh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HEY FUCKFACE! Don't Play Jon Blow's Right Wing Fucking Bullshit Play The GOOD SHIT Instead!!
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The boy-> femboy-> girl pipeline meme, but its Romain, to Julia, to Anaïs
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MadS is remarkably transgender cinema
Laurie Pavy in MadS, stomping in a puddle while covered in bloodLaurie Pavy on the back of Lucille Guillaume's moped in MadS. The subtitle says "stop it". Everyone is showing a lot of emotions
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guys, I made a game about this umabreakdown.itch.io/animal-agency
umabreakdown.itch.io
Animal Agency by Uma
Animal Agency is a game about napping with animals to solve your problems.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/10/2026
vulpine-dyke on tumblr: "*First time doing denial play* Sex isn't real and you can't have it"

sophiesalacia: "[first time subbing] oh Okay"

hellmo: "<first time on the cuck chair> I guess that's a wrap then"
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have been excited in the past. I’m familiar with the sensation… but how to explain the buzz im feeling after a 25 year journey to get it made, to finally… FINALLY bring ROGUE TROOPER HOME! Hard to express really. See you at the premiere at the LFF tomorrow night, LONDON! ❤️🇬🇧❤️
Poster for Rogue Trooper with lovely quotes and list of festival accreditations
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dracula Flow meme

My bitch look like Timothée Chalamet
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dracula Flow meme

This blunt is overwhelmingly large
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Hey Colossus @heycolossus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Upcoming
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The first was one of my very favourite point and clicks
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brb, going to get a tramp stamp
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Heartbreak Welkin @umabreakdown.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sean Evans, a white man with a beard in a grey jacket
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