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Street View, video games, retro PC hardware, sumo fandom, and occasional bits about iOS/Android development. Trans rights are human rights. (he/him)

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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 13h
the most depressing part of G's slow-motion decline is that nobody's taken advantage of it the engineering culture (and infrastructure beneath) was apparently so far ahead of the rest of the industry, it's like usain bolt taking off his feet with a hacksaw and still beating everyone else on stubs
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A few people have made the reasonable suggestion that we are living through the backlash to MeToo -- and yes, I do agree with that, at the same time as the backlash to BLM and the advances in gay rights. It's backlash all the way down.
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chungris @chungris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how do you even fuck this one up
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE'RE MAKING A SHELVING SIM WHERE YOU USE THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IN A LIBRARY THAT'S HAUNTED AS FUCK BECAUSE A BILLIONAIRE WAS STUFFING CORPSES IN THE WALLS TO GENTRIFY HIS CITY WISHLIST "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE LIBRARY" TODAY store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/...
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We just dropped off an abandoned bearded dragon someone left at a park(????) at SF Animal Control and we are IN LOVE with Oliver Twist but he doesn’t like other cats can someone please adopt him
A photograph of Oliver Twist, an enormous tabby cat with lovely aqua eyesThe copy on Oliver’s adoption sheet. It reads:

“SAUNDERS
www.saunders-us.
ncisco
Kennel Nor
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A590862
Kennel Card
Name:
OLIVER TWIST
Color:
BRN TABBY
Breed:
DOMESTIC SH
Sex:
NEUTERED
Collar Color:
Markings:
Age:
7 YEARS
Collar Type:
Tag:
U26-291801
A590862
Consider yourself Oliver Twist's friend! He'd love to consider himself one of your family (as long as you don't have any other cats). This big guy is a big love bug who loves brushing, pets and snacks. And he's proof that big cats can jump: start waving a wand toy around this fun fellow and he'll soon be stalking, pouncing and leaping in the air. Will you love him as long as he needs you (for the rest of his life)? Oliver isn't a fan of other cats, so would prefer to be the solo king of his castle, soaking up all the love. Oliver Twist A 590862
*Wet food only
GI diet/ No treats
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
happy Jim Henson’s birthday from the museum of the moving image
A display case with the Statler and Waldorf puppets above one of Henson’s sketches
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 26/09/2026
LRT: This HAS started so many fights (also UE5/6 switched to Y-up righthanded internally, altho you can still revert to Z-up-left with a project switch.)
a chart with four quadrants showing left/right-handed coordinate systems and Y-up/Z-up preference, and how most game engines and 3d modeling software slot in
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Fidel Destro @fideldestro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the right social setting, this could start fights.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 26/09/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif (Gene Wilder improvised this line!)
static.klipy.com
Mel Brooks: You Know Morons
Alt: Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little in _Blazing Saddles_ (1974). Wilder: "You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons."
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 26/09/2026
what does smoking a small brisket and a big tech interview have in common? 7-8 hours of progress and optimism, followed by a stall
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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hana willow 🐯🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 25/09/2026
it’s no big deal they probably just said this for no reason and i definitely haven’t been thinking about it for seven years
dylan channeling the hiss in control (2019) and saying “the egg cracks and the truth will emerge out of you.”dylan speaking to his sister and saying “but in the dream, i was alone, it was just me.”dylan continues, “a girl.”“my name was jesse dylan faden.”
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Kantyash 🏞️🌊 @kantyash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we live in a world where gen z gets chastised for not knowing some made up rules about bringing coffee to a job interview but the ceo of nvidia can say he doesn't know his own address
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 24/09/2026
AWWW YISS, Tamawashi KK. Now, is 8 wins at J3e enough to get him back into Makuuchi for the Kyushu basho, or does he need to pick up a few more wins? It likely depends on Dewanoryu and Kazuma's next few days, as they (and Daiseizan, who's also KK at J2e) would have priority for openings. #sumo
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 23/09/2026
Blood Dungeon (Messhof, 2026) Very silly, vulgar, hand-drawn platformer that's effectively "Vampire Survivors" meets "Pizza Tower." You have auto-firing weapons; dodge enemies, pick up XP and gold, pick random upgrades, survive as long as you can, unlock new drops. (The balance is... challenging.)
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 24/09/2026
the amazing mug that @2am.coffee got for mw
a pink mug with Ura’s face and name on it, full of tea
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 23/09/2026
oh god this thread, poor sarah (useful context: iceland’s main intl airport is in keflavik, ~1hr away from reykjavik by bus or taxi. nice enough airport, but a terrible place to be diverted overnight to.)
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 23/09/2026
a new comedic twist on “Hi Sandy, hope you’re doing well” www.polygon.com/doom-memecoi...
polygon.com
Former Doom Developer Could Be in Trouble as Bethesda Goes After Doom Memecoin
Let this be a lesson: Doom is not a promotional tool for cryptocurrency
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 23/09/2026
Star Wars: Zero Company (Bit Reactor, 2026) I can't gush about this enough. It's XCOM with an actual decent Star Wars story, not just a reskin. Occasional bugs, but good writing and VA, the vibes are immaculate, and it still has that XCOM crunch of cover, overwatch, and "how did I miss a 95% shot."
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
All hail the patron saint/alien of Bluesky, long may he and his hog reign
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 23/09/2026
Imagine going to pornhub and requesting that there be no nuts
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 21/09/2026
After laying off most of the Destiny team, Bungie decides that Destiny is "foundational" to its future: aftermath.site/destiny-conten...
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 21/09/2026
I'm both really happy for myself, selfishly, with the destiny 2 news, but I'm also still so disappointed that it had to happen this way. There's like 500 people that Bungie should rehire if they're going to actually make more Destiny.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 21/09/2026
"Oh fuck, we actually killed our golden goose, and the new goose was merely gilded. Anyone got a rez? PIVOT!" Laughing aside, the problem is that Destiny players have been burnt too many times by Bungie promises and flights of fancy. I won't believe a damn thing until it's in my hands and playable.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 21/09/2026
NGL, this got a laugh out of me: "It's not normal behaviour — not even cosplayers go around biting each other." (wtf though. does Australia have the equivalent of a 5150?)
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 20/09/2026
Probably one of these - we only had a mac growing up and we weren't "allowed" to have "a nintendo" - Glider Pro was fun and the level editor was super enjoyable, but Escape Velocity was the first game I paid Real Money on (aka gave my mom some birthday money to borrow her credit card)
Loading screen for the Glider Pro by John Calhoun for Mac OS 8 (I think?) - featuring a long haired person holding a clock in bed with paper airplanes soaring overhead A battle scene for Escape Velocity for Mac, a space exploration game
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 20/09/2026
The tradition continues: Ura at low/mid maegashira pulls off incredibly entertaining twinkletoes magic and gets promoted. Then, next basho, Ura at high maegashira gets repeatedly crushed out and demoted. Wouldn't have it any other way.
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hey remember that shoe company that pivoted to AI
the 6 month stock price for shoe company Allbirds (now Smartbird), which very briefly shot up 700% after announcing it was becoming an AI company, and is now lower than it started
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026
WD-40 transdermal patches. (personal use only)
A photo of a box of 8 transdermal patches of WD-40, with an unopened patch folder. The box is blue with the WD-40 logo, noting it's Lubriquel petroglidate 120mg - Helps reduce friction, supports smooth movement, for stiff or creaky joints and is long lasting with discreet support.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
But even aside from all that, you don’t have to be a genius to see that trans folk are being slandered and scapegoated by fucking piece of shit politicians and billionaires and I am not going to be quiet about that. No one should be. I am sleepy and probably not saying this well.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 19/09/2026
T-pose bugs are a lot funnier when guns are involved
Screenshot from Star Wars: Zero Company showing a bugged state where Hawks is stuck T-posing. His blaster rifle sticks out from his chest.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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WhiteRoseAFA @whiteroseafa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Contender for headline of the year.
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sumosoul.bsky.social @sumosoul.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Day6 mono’ii J9 Enhō 2-3 (L) J7 Tomokaze 1-4 (R) Mono’ii determines Tomokaze’s leg/foot was out first as they flew out. Gyōji decision reversed, Enhō win #akibasho2026
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/09/2026
13/12 headline. No notes
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 19/09/2026
This. Oddly, Seattle does this for fried chicken — Ezell’s vs Heaven Sent (RIP). (Sisters and Brothers fans, just stay quiet and don’t embarrass yourself)
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 19/09/2026
palate cleanser: brewery cats!
two tabbies sitting on the concrete loading dock of a local brewery, in the sun
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Gordon Little @gord.games · 18/09/2026
My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)
A photo cake with the Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake.The Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake via photoshop.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/09/2026
In all seriousness, @jococruise.bsky.social is a truly excellent way for nerds (or anyone else!) to dip a toe into the cruise thing. The the community that's developed over 15 years of the cruise is welcoming and friendly. There are always things to do, officially programmed and otherwise. It's fun!
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 18/09/2026
that was fun but maybe don’t wait to do it until cycle 38 versus a bunch of angry Coil
Steam achievement text from Star Wars Zero Company:

*Angry Beeps*
Completed a mission using 4 Astromechs
1.0% of players have this achievement
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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