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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 25/09/2026

I'm sorry, but if you put alcoholic beverages - or any damn beverage at all 🤪 - in your social media bio, you're disqualified. It's not hard, people.

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 24/09/2026

Blocking someone in the hopes that USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST bot posts it because its fucking funny

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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026

She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.

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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Disable gambling ads:

Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressed

Sponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressed

Manage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)

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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 23/09/2026

My friend sent me this unprompted that’s called being an ally

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 21/09/2026

Fuck Sara Nelson - even when she was polling worse than Donald Trump she buried her head in the sand and went NUH UH ITS THE PROGRESSIVES WHO ARE WRONG

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 20/09/2026

Probably one of these - we only had a mac growing up and we weren't "allowed" to have "a nintendo" - Glider Pro was fun and the level editor was super enjoyable, but Escape Velocity was the first game I paid Real Money on (aka gave my mom some birthday money to borrow her credit card)

Loading screen for the Glider Pro by John Calhoun for Mac OS 8 (I think?) - featuring a long haired person holding a clock in bed with paper airplanes soaring overhead

A battle scene for Escape Velocity for Mac, a space exploration game

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 18/09/2026

Very kind of Willy Wonka to gift Pope Leo the newest Everlasting Gobstopper

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It’s wild you’re expected to celebrate SCOTUS not allowing the president to dismantle a voting method used by tens of millions at the 11th hour — and also, at the same time, it absolutely is a big deal and couldn’t be taken for granted.

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Not enough talk in this country about how marginalized people are literally expected to be faultlessly polite and gracious in the face of the most rank bigotry and overt attempts to destroy them, or get pilloried.

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 11/09/2026

Finally, a democratically elected Etsy Witch

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 08/09/2026

My TV doesn't need to connect to the internet. My Dishwasher doesn't need to connect to the internet. My Washer&Dryer doesn't need to connect to the internet. My refrigerator doesn't need to connect to the internet. I don't need all this shit to have bluetooth EITHER.

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GeekFilter 🏳️‍🌈🐻 @geekfilter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

If you know what JK Rowling is doing & still choose to give money to the Harry Potter franchise, you’ve made your priorities pretty damn clear. I wondered if it was my imagination that HP references were multiplying. Nope! Check out @jessiegender.bsky.social's video. youtu.be/xxD1ekkA7hc?...

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Harry Potter Is Manufacturing Your Complicity

YouTube video by Jessie Gender After Dark

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 29/08/2026

These guys look exactly like the nimby ass "all lives matter" -esque assholes who would try to recall Mayor Wilson for the failure of the SPD to do something

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 27/08/2026

If only it were that easy

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 26/08/2026

Its what Dolly would have wanted

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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026

Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default. You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...

Training for Generative AI

Allow your channel content to train generative AI content models at Amazon. Turning this off does not opt you out of Twitch and Amazon using your channel content for other purposes described in the Twitch Privacy Notice, including using AI-supported Twitch features that benefit the community by facilitating streamer growth and monetization (such as real-time sponsorship campaign assistance), viewer discovery (such as recommendations), and community safety (such as AutoMod). Learn more

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Typhoid Mary only gave 57 people diarrhea and she was imprisoned until she died

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 06/08/2026

Goddamnit, this was off for ONE email but not the other two. I'm fairly diligent about turning this sorta shit off but this snuck under my radar

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 04/08/2026

How many decades of deep cleaning is it going to take to get the smell of shit and ass out of the white house

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 04/08/2026

My ballot's been counted! Have you turned in yours yet King County pals? You need to drop it off at a ballot drop off by 8 pm tomorrow!

The King County August 2026 Primary Ballot status, showing that the Ballot had been received, signature verified, and ballot officially counted

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 03/08/2026

WA folks, we cannot let this pass, we need to kill it by a large margin to show that kid diddling creeps are a fucking minority

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 01/08/2026

Don't trust the USPS to deliver your ballots on time! Drop it off at a ballot box where you can, most are accessible on bus routes!

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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Apple charges people ~20% more than the Patreon list price and they keep the difference for themselves. They also hold the proceeds of iOS app sales for 75 days, making it impossible for creators to accurately predict earnings. They basically inserted themselves in order to rip *more* people off

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 31/07/2026

Next Get Rich Quick Scheme: Become Seattle's next police chief, fuck around for 7 months and don't do any work, quit, collect 750k$

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taylor robin @taylor-robin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Hunger's Bite was nominated for a Ringo! If you're a professional in the comics industry--which includes webcomics, self-publishing, and non-artistic roles-- you're eligible to vote! And I'd love if you could vote for Hunger's Bite! You have until August 26th! ringoawards.com (and please share!)

illustration of the hunger's bite cast with the text "For your consideration: Hunger's Bite, Best Children's Graphic Novel, 12 and Up"

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

How has ICE ramped up arrests dramatically while keeping public awareness low? A large part of that is escalating arrests by state and local police under 287(g) agreements; arrests which often look a lot like classic racial profiling.

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 30/07/2026

My two QRTs seemed apt

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 30/07/2026

Next version of the Odyssey I want to see: written, directed and starring Mel Brooks

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 30/07/2026

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

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Gene Wilder & Cleavon Little: You Know Morons

Alt: Scene from Blazing Saddles - Gene Wilder & Cleavon Little: You Know, Morons

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 27/08/2024

Despite momentarily fearing for her life, today Ballard resident Anna Santos said the eerie thing she saw slithering through her garden this morning was just spineless Seattle City Councilmember Dan Strauss.

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T. Williams @xstylus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

If you're even a _tiny_ bit into security and privacy, pay attention to this one. A court filing in a case against cyberhacker Peter Stokes revealed Microsoft's GDID embedded in EVERY Win11 install provided the FBI the ability to trace his PC across VPNs(!!) & proxies(!!) across three countries.

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Microsoft admits Windows 11 has a GDID tracker with no off switch, first documented publicly in an FBI hacker complaint

GDID is the persistent Windows ID that helped FBI trace a Scattered Spider hacker despite VPNs. Here's how it works and how to limit it.

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I know we're all talking about the NEW Ghost in the Shell anime now and that's cool, but only yesterday I heard a Bulgarian women's choir and my reaction was instantly "OH! OH!! SO THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS!!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cAY...

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THE GREAT VOICES OF BULGARIA - Pilence Pee

YouTube video by ilia mihaylov

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 21/07/2026

To my fellow King County & Seattle pals: Our Primary & Special Election day is AUGUST 4th! That is TWO! Weeks away! You should have gotten your ballots by now, and its ridiculously critical you fill them out and get it to a ballot box ASAP! DO NOT trust the USPS to get it on time!

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 21/07/2026

Anything that costs more than 20$ is handled on the PC not the phone (caveat being that if I'm out and use a credit card etc)

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Sahoni, Official Re(a)d Wolf @sahoni.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Originally "Go woke, Go broke" was originally a critique in black communities about the phenomena of when you used your platform to speak up, those with power would blacklist you and cut off your access because of their discomfort. The right morphed it into "minorities are icky"

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 18/07/2026

I'm disappointed that my government ID doesn't give me ominous bisexual lighting as it properly should

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The Oz Diet™️ (diarrhea)

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allelujah! don’t hit send! ascend! @topshelved.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I pledge my life for the Yo Quiero Caliphate. my blade and my mind will be kept sharp and always outside the bun. I will Live and Die Más

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 12/07/2026

Whoop that was fast - at least they're willing to listen, but they need to have people who vet these partnerships a lot more closely in the future because it shouldn't take a thousand screaming nerds to get them to turn heel

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2amcoffee @2am.coffee · 12/07/2026

Welp GDQ might be 1000% dead to me. After raising over $2.4 million for Doctors Without Borders, they announce that they crawled into bed with fucking SNK which is now owned by Saudi nationals - those who gleefully kill MSF doctors, queers and import slaves for their empire. Disgusting.

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