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@ullerrm.shitpost.nexus
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Street View, video games, retro PC hardware, sumo fandom, and occasional bits about iOS/Android development. Trans rights are human rights. (he/him)

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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 26/09/2026
LRT: This HAS started so many fights (also UE5/6 switched to Y-up righthanded internally, altho you can still revert to Z-up-left with a project switch.)
a chart with four quadrants showing left/right-handed coordinate systems and Y-up/Z-up preference, and how most game engines and 3d modeling software slot in
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 24/09/2026
the amazing mug that @2am.coffee got for mw
a pink mug with Ura’s face and name on it, full of tea
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 23/09/2026
Blood Dungeon (Messhof, 2026) Very silly, vulgar, hand-drawn platformer that's effectively "Vampire Survivors" meets "Pizza Tower." You have auto-firing weapons; dodge enemies, pick up XP and gold, pick random upgrades, survive as long as you can, unlock new drops. (The balance is... challenging.)
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 23/09/2026
Star Wars: Zero Company (Bit Reactor, 2026) I can't gush about this enough. It's XCOM with an actual decent Star Wars story, not just a reskin. Occasional bugs, but good writing and VA, the vibes are immaculate, and it still has that XCOM crunch of cover, overwatch, and "how did I miss a 95% shot."
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 19/09/2026
T-pose bugs are a lot funnier when guns are involved
Screenshot from Star Wars: Zero Company showing a bugged state where Hawks is stuck T-posing. His blaster rifle sticks out from his chest.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 19/09/2026
palate cleanser: brewery cats!
two tabbies sitting on the concrete loading dock of a local brewery, in the sun
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 18/09/2026
that was fun but maybe don’t wait to do it until cycle 38 versus a bunch of angry Coil
Steam achievement text from Star Wars Zero Company:

*Angry Beeps*
Completed a mission using 4 Astromechs
1.0% of players have this achievement
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 15/09/2026
store.steampowered.com/app/2731030/... is cute! TLDR connect logic blocks with wires to script your party's actions in combat, and how they move in the dungeon when not: e.g. "follow the left wall unless this square's been marked with "A" in which case turn right, or "B" in which case go forward...
combat screen. the left side shows a dungeon with two goblins, and 4 party members (a knight/thief/priest/mage). at the right side is a series of blocks (IF SELF.MP < X%, HEAL, ATTACK, TARGETs, etc) connected with wires and executingA talking corgi: "At last! We finally made it... The Tower of Corruption. Null Pointer's monstrous monument. The Ether here is so tainted! This must be what's causing the Golem crisis..."Shop screen. The left side of the screen shows a set of blocks; the right side shows the current inventory.A list of possible quests, e.g. "defeat the 1F boss in 6 turns or less," or "defeat the 2F boss without being hit," or "defeat six ice elementals in one run"
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 14/09/2026
oh yours is way better than mine, maybe its an A/B thing (Ass and Butts). look at this fucking monstrosity i get on ios26
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 13/09/2026
Zero Company has nailed what is most important: Write larger-than-life characters that you can care about and also laugh at
Kabb: "Blods muddy-minded, not ambuscade-laying. Threesie-four, breezy-score, verray."Runa: "Nobody panic. I think I have a massive undiagnosed head wound."
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 09/09/2026
ZeroRanger (System Erasure, 2018) A love letter to classic vertical shmups, on many levels. It starts off welcoming, but be warned, it's a SE game (Void Stranger devs) -- multiple loops, alternate timelines, hidden cheevos, and voluntary save erasure are on the table. References to Saṃsāra are apt.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 08/09/2026
WSCC doesn’t bother me, although I feel like Arch was underutilized this year (and it broke my heart that Juicy Cafe has moved away).
an empty quiet space where Juicy Cafe used to be
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 08/09/2026
Optimus Rhyme reunion show! (Beefy and Lars too!)
Optimus Rhyme on stage for the first time in a decade plusBeefy on stageMC Lars on stage
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 07/09/2026
PAX West 2026 in the bag. Quiet one this year, reminiscent of the Covid era. Still had fun — played a bunch of Steel Battalion and Densha de Go, added a bunch of indies to the steam wishlist, ate too much at elephant & castle, came home with a new boardgame and a pile of pins.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 06/09/2026
old and busted: can’t believe they buttered jorts new hotness: can’t believe they brewed jimothy
Jason holding a jar of “Jimothy” rooibos tea blend
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 05/09/2026
Leaf Blower Man: This Game Blows! (Unbound Creations, 2023) This starts off as a comedy game about annoying your neighbors by running a leafblower at 6am, but rapidly turns into a satire/parody about advertising, DLC, and dark patterns in mobile game dev. It's short (<30min) and very silly.
Screenshot from Leaf Blower Man of the first level. The PC tries to blow leaves into a target circle while dogs bark and neighbors yell that it's "6 frikkin AM"Screenshot from Leaf Blower Man of the third level. The PC tries to blow leaves into a target circle while bystanders yell, "Why must you torment us, Leaf Blower Person?"Screenshot from Leaf Blower Man of blowing leaves into a circle on the Moon. An astronaut stands by a lunar rover and says, "What the heck?"Screenshot from Leaf Blower Man Act 2, which is a Vampire Survivors parody
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 04/09/2026
Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World?! ( Strange Scaffold, 2026) Katamari with driving controls. You've isekai'd someone into another world, and now have a mental link to them. Complete tasks and send even more things to the other world to help them grind XP and get home. Cute soundtrack!
Screenshot from "Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World" of Truck-Kun bursting through a billboard and into the air.Screenshot from Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World -- drifting through a public market and sideswiping people to turn them into mobs in the other world, which Carissa can grind for XPTruck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World cutscene. Carissa: "In here -- I'm powerful! I topple gods and don't have to pay for healthcare!!"Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World main menu, showing a list of milestones to be completed
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 01/09/2026
Nine Sols (Red Candle Games, 2024) Metroidvania with an emphasis on precision parrying, strongly inspired by Sekiro. Red Candle's better known for story-heavy horror games (Detention, Devotion), so this was a huge surprise, and it's fantastic. Brutally hard but feels fair and rewarding.
Screenshot from Nine Sols: one of the early bosses doing their intro animationScreenshot from Nine Sols: jumping combat in the factory areaScreenshot from Nine Sols: your home, implausibly decorated by your human ward ShuanshuanScreenshot from Nine Sols: comic-style additions to cutscenes
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 21/08/2026
Roast Beef from Achewood: “Oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe”
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 17/08/2026
Iron Nest: Heavy Turret Simulator (2026, Nick Nieuwoudt/Dominik Latos) Dieselpunk immsim with a hint of Papers Please. You pilot a quadripedal walking howitzer battery. Draw firing plans with grease pencils, turn wheels, pull levers, fire. Try to sleep after what you've done. Glory to Castille.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 14/08/2026
TFW they go right past "you can pet the cat" and into "you can customize the cat, put a little commissar hat on it, and choose whether it's allowed to be upstairs and walk all over your nice clean map table" (Iron Nest: Heavy Turret Simulator)
Screenshot from Iron Nest showing the Cat Customization screenScreenshot from Iron Nest showing the cat snoozing on your triangulation table (you can interact with it to move it elsewhere)
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 14/08/2026
I was playing Iron Nest and got a notification that I had unlocked HCHE rounds but I misread it as "HEHE rounds," and well
circle in the triangle factory meme
but it's little standees of Matara Kan following a bunch of HE rounds
the worker goes "i guess we doin HEHE rounds now"
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 09/08/2026
Ambrosia Sky: Act Two (2026, Soft Rains) A.S. Act One was one of my surprise favorites of 2025, but ended on a cliffhanger. The conclusion has now arrived as free DLC, and it's largely more of the same: Powerwashing and collecting in space while ruminating on homecomings, regret, and relationships.
Screenshot from Ambrosia Sky Act 2, showing an abandoned ship hangar being taken over by two types of exofungusScreenshot from Ambrosia Sky Act 2, showing the player powerwashing away some green and brown exofungusScreenshot from Ambrosia Sky Act 2, showing the revamped crafting treeScreenshot from Ambrosia Sky Act 2, showing a large comms station on the outskirts of saturn's rings
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 04/08/2026
My account is old enough to drink. The good part of the internet still lives.
screenshot from Fark showing my 21 year old account
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 04/08/2026
tfw a project hits the “i don’t care anymore, i just want the fucker over and done because i’ve started and stopped it four times” stage
little crocheted unicorn stuffie with rainbow hair
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 01/08/2026
Fogpiercer (2026, Mad Cookies Studio) This is a GEM! It's a Slay-the-Spire-esque deckbuilder/roguelike with a energy-centric gridded tactical combat system like Death Roads Tournament. Pick a route. Use your abilities to knock raiders out of position and defuse their attacks. Deliver the cargo.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 30/07/2026
context: Situational Awareness was a hedge fund that invested almost exclusively in AI companies and their major suppliers, run by an 25yo ex-OpenAI douchebag techbro turns out its not great when you have to ask chatgpt what a margin call is
HARD FINANCIAL ANALYSIS.
“Beef, what's the latest situation with the stock market?”
“Well some people had some money, and based on being idiots they gave that money to some companies which then proceeded to shit the bed with the lights on”
“What happened to these people and their money?”
“They got seriously dong-razzled and now all of their ‘money’ is ‘away from them’”
“So… screw them?”
“Screw them, Téodor”
“There you have it, folks. Screw them.”
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 29/07/2026
Nitro Gen Omega (2026, DESTINYbit) Timeline strategy mech battler, plus a management sim. Maintain your mech, train up your crew (and get them to like each other), pick up jobs for cash, save the world. Has a brutal difficulty curve and some balancing flaws, but the core combat loop hooked me hard.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains. Hell, post two, because I will.
album cover for "Operation: Doomsday" by MF DOOM (released Oct 1999)album cover for "Endtroducing..." by DJ Shadow (released Sep 1996)
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 27/07/2026
achewood, feb 22 2006

"Are you the 'Guaranteed Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob' I ordered from Room Service just now?"
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 26/07/2026
down to the very last of @fridaytea.com’s Bruja Blast. it is such a Weird Tea and so good as an overnight cold brew, i wish it was on sale more than once a year
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 26/07/2026
A few Intellivision and 2600 carts for me!
photo of a Night Stalker cartridge for Intellivision, circa 1982
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 26/07/2026
To be fair, Cybertruck owners have a lot in common with Shinji
a sight gag from Evangelion where Shinji's dong is obscured by a jar of toothpicks
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 22/07/2026
CYGNI: All Guns Blazing (2024, KeelWorks) Not sure if I'd call this a twin-stick shooter on rails, or a spectacle shmup. You've got limited angled shooting and it throws absurd amounts of bullets/enemies at you, but also constant powerups, and you can shift your power budget between shields/damage.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 20/07/2026
One of the best mashups ever done, now in Ironic Deprecated Format. Today’s WFH music, between taking cats to the vet.
Dan Tanda’s MF DOOM / Tatsuro Yamashita mashup album spinning on a turntable
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 19/07/2026
End of Starchild (2026, Em Essex) MSX outdoes herself with a sequel to 2021's Time Tripper (previously mentioned upthread), pushing the limits of what's possible with the Doom engine in a new exploration/puzzle FPS. Including, oddly enough, an 8-bit sprite RPG embedded in the main game.
Screenshot from End of Starchild's second level. A rocket launcher is equipped and there's a small climbing puzzle in the foreground, in front of a skybox with a large moon and an aurora.Screenshot from End of Starchild's third level, showing the outside of a large wooden fort. (This level also features a swimming section, which is really unusual and fun for a Doom game.)Screenshot from End of Starchild showing the "Sonata" mini-RPG.Screenshot from End of Starchild showing the "Sonata" mini-RPG's combat mechanics.  It's a vaguely rhythm-like thing where the hostiles deal damage to squares on the board, while you fill out squares on the board to do an attack.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 19/07/2026
On my desk, with the Oops! Slut 4 Lemon + Cinnamon in it. (I may need to make a custom order for more of it >.>) bonus ridiculous cat in background
picture of a mug with jonathan coulton’s face on it
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 17/07/2026
The latest additions to the 7" collection, because I had to have a matching pair.
7" vinyl copies of Chappell Roan's "Pink Pony Club" and the GWAR cover of it
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 16/07/2026
yep
trio handshake meme.
arms are labeled "odysseus", "english football", and "your dad"
the handshake is labeled "not coming home"
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 14/07/2026
Herdling (2025, Okomotive) It's "Journey" with cows. Tame Calicorns, feed them, pet them, and guide them up the mountain. Chill music, varied biomes, and doesn't overstay its welcome (~4 hours to complete going into it blind). Strong recommend!
Screenshot from Herdling of the protagonist hugging a recently tamed CalicornScreenshot from Herdling of a small herd being driven across a bridge, towards a mountain line in the distance.Screenshot from Herdling of the protagonist looking at a stone effigy of a Calicorn.  It's framed by mountain flowers.  A necklace is hanging from its paws.  Screenshot from Herdling of the protag and their herd (including an errant owl) stopping to rest at a campfire.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 11/07/2026
Steel Assault (2021, Zenovia) Kickstarter-ed homage to 16-bit action platformers, with a grapple that calls out Bionic Commando in particular. It varies between "great fun" and "brutally annoying chip damage / staggering mixed with insta-kill pits." Quite short, only 6 levels total.
Screenshot from Steel Assault showing some melee combat in a rainy abandoned town.Screenshot from Steel Assault showing the grapple line being used to navigate between floating platforms, while being shot by irritating flying enemies.Screenshot from Steel Assault showing a miniboss battle in the middle of a forest fire.Screenshot from Steel Assault showing a miniboss fight in a tunnel where you slide to evade laser beams and shoot the boss with a fixed turret.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 09/07/2026
filed under "joysticks with disturbing auras"
photo of a Super Monkey Ball arcade cabinet, featuring a disturbing yellow banana-shaped joystick
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 09/07/2026
Earthion (2025, Ancient/Bitwave) A classic horizontal shmup actually written for the Sega Genesis; the Steam release is an emulator! Includes a great FM soundtrack by Yuzo Koshiro, the chiptune GOAT. Feels fantastic to play, but also a classic quarter-eater that gets ridiculously hard mid-game.
Screenshot from Earthion's PC release, running in its CRT emulation mode.Screenshot from Earthion's PC release, running in perfect scaling mode.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 05/07/2026
Oh no, NileRed-themed Opus Magnum levels
Screenshot from Steam Community of a player-created level for Opus Magnum titled "Plastic Gloves to Grape Soda"

Referencing the infamous Nilered video (back when Nilered was actually good): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFZ5jQ0yuNA&vl=en
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 05/07/2026
Oops, this was Dec 2024, not 2026. Have Pet The Cat screenshot as tax.
Screenshot of Indiana petting a brown cat and saying, "You don't care much about these fascists, do you?"  In the bottom right is a Steam notification for an achievement unlock: "Pet the Cat (Pet the cat at Via Giulia in Rome)."

Only 7% of players have this achievement, compared to the 8.6% of players who have the "finished Order of Giants" achievement, which leads me to conclude that 19% of players are dicks.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 05/07/2026
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle: Order of Giants DLC (2026, MachineGames) Short self-contained side story, set in some corners of Rome outside the Vatican; four to five hours tops. It was fun, but definitely wait for it to go on sale. What matters most: it has the "pet the cat" achievement.
Screenshot from Order of Giants DLC -- Indiana Jones (disguised as a priest) converses with Father Ricci and his pet parrot PioScreenshot from Order of Giants DLC -- piloting a boat up the Tiber. Fascist blackshirts watch from a dock to the left. Castel Sant'Angelo is visible in the distance.Screenshot from Order of Giants DLC -- a late-game puzzle in a hidden crypt below Cloaca MaximaScreenshot from Order of Giants DLC -- Indiana clings from a windowsill above an interior garden in a villa
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 05/07/2026
mandatory boom boom pics
fireworks behind the Aurora Bridgescared cats under the bed
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 04/07/2026
Typing Break (2026, Tholus) Tower defense (maybe more "auto-shmup"?) welded to a typing game. Type out a weapon name (e.g. "PISTOL") to start firing; level-ups can give you both more weapons, and adjectives to modify them, which can be stacked to make some very broken combinations if you type fast.
Screenshot from Typing Break -- fighting a mid-boss, with split seeker plasma shots on screen.Screenshot from Typing Break -- the level-up screen between rounds.Screenshot from Typing Break -- a massive stack of adjectives are unlocked on the left.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 04/07/2026
Buckshot Roulette (2024, Mike Klubnika) I missed when this went viral after the multiplayer patch, and while I've watched a ton of streamers play it, it hits slightly different to play it yourself.
Screenshot from Buckshot Roulette -- the Dealer asking you to sign the waiver at the start of every round.Screenshot from Buckshot Roulette -- the main game.  A shotgun in the middle of a board, with various items on both sides.Screenshot from Buckshot Roulette -- the stat-tracking computer that occurs after you've won at least once and unlocked Double-or-Nothing mode.
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sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️‍🌈 @ullerrm.shitpost.nexus · 01/07/2026
the "d"s in that color are for "deez PPCs"
screen shot of a Timberwolf / Mad Cat mech from the Battletech setting
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