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Ulka

@ulka.bsky.social
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LPCC Therapist. Mtg Cube. MTGNexus Admin. Cat & Dog Dad. Pokemon Trainer. Minneapolis area. He/Him

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lewys @generalquixote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is what is continuing to happen in Palestine while useless spineless cretins sitting comfortably in the West continue to fingerwag about calling the ideology behind these murders what it is
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My thought for the mechanic is going to be named dive
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Likely a national ad buy but man it feels gross af
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At least you aren't getting Ken Paxton ads for that said game...
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Joseph H. Johnson, Jr. @blackneto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw this on threads and wanted to share here too. Let’s do our part.
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Catbug Tapping
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe US Senators should have staffers who aren't imbeciles if they want to accuse people of perjury based on nonsense conspiracy theories, I don't know.
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fyi it is on steam for 12 bucks incase anyone needs to relive it
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Same! I was talking to some people on this and i was astounded they never played this. between this and Kid Pix this was my elementary media time
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#my9games It was tough to pull just 9 games that shaped who I am but man I have had very different video games through the eras
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sounds like you are playing it wrong. But actually that sucks.
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Playing Mandolin Mandolin
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would like one Rainforest cafe animitronic elephant thanks!
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Tinman - Beardo Weirdo Wimp @bcmfietser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ICE
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 24/09/2026
I think people who fight against Trans Rights should take a long bath in a tub filled with piranhas Trans Rights are Human Rights and fuck off to the River Styx if you don't agree #FreeBugs
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Minnesotans (like most people) don’t like their politicians saying they’re embarrassed by the state 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Keith Ellison, Minnesota Attorney General @keithellison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Knowing the law is a pretty important part of being AG. Don't send a copyright lawyer to do the People's Lawyer's job, Minnesota.
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every time you post your cat, I get concerned someone took my Vera.
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We love this for you!!!
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CJ Mlsna @themlsna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Results vary, but I think this is a good proof of concept.
Smelt, Touch if the Void, Changeling Outcast, and Necromancer's Assistant. Each has a torn white sticker placed on top. In Smelt, the redraw portion of the figure is melting like wak. Touch of the void is a swirling, dark mass. Channeling Outcast is a more skeletal spirit with a wispy aura. Necromancer's Assustant is a one armed zombie holding a coffee.Shock altered to show the skeleton of the figure in the original art. Doomed Dissenter's leg and top half of face are drawn like a zombie clambering up a cliff face with added trees. Overreager Apprentice is a skeletal figure with smoking eye sockets and three skulls floating in front of him.
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hell yea!
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thank you @vorthosmike.bsky.social for helping out!
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hell yea!! Man I miss cross country season in high school
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm always tired.
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But discussing these cards in a void doesn't help especially if I'm not comparing them to the current other targets. While not all of them are in here for being tinker targets directly they are the options that players have.
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Craftwork Crusher is the other target and this one might make it given that GR would also be happy to play this as it is a lot of value and stats plus is in the colors of Trash for Treasure.
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wanted to reflect on Reality Fractured and how this is the first set to almost give two tinker targets to peasant cube. Arbiter needed one of the two nonland or noncreature clauses gone for it to make it and if it had, this would have been the best card to tinker for in all of Peasant cube.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
“You absolute…
Picture of a cardboard shipping box with the words “ASS CLARINET” printed on it
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Damn...
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How are dem eyes?
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Invigorate
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Jay @jaylboh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is what we’re dealing with.
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Welp train has been sitting for an hour after being an hour late because of engine issues...
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Anime Lawyer
ALT: Anime Lawyer
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
GODZILLA AND KONG ARE GONNA FUCK THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The train is already an hour late... My 23 hr ride just grows
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Fozzie Bear's Classic Face Palm
ALT: Fozzie Bear's Classic Face Palm
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 31/08/2026
the most difficult question in American politics is “who was president in 2020” the second most difficult question, apparently, is “who is president right now”
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trampled by Turtles Green Day Twenty One Pilots Motion City Soundtrack Blink 182
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/08/2026
MN GOP AG candidate Ron Schutz buys into Trump's big lie 👇 HAUSER: Have you seen evidence there's anything wrong w/ our elections? SCHUTZ: I get anecdotal evidence H: But nothing authoritative? S: Well, I don't know if I would dismiss first-hand accounts. I have not done any investigation
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Time to stream some Kaizo Ironmon www.twitch.tv/ulkamtg
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Kaizo Ironmon Attempt 2100+ | Streaming pokémon firered/leafgreen.
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Shhhhh there are federal agents present...
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Stop It Oh Stop It
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
More of a tired mug but that's what two state parks will do to ya
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Poor people steal. The rich and powerful “misspend” 🤬🤬🤬
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Ulka @ulka.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Also happy birthday I just realized I never knew our birthdays were close
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