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Thomas Staudinger

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m right
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Sea Scøpe 🔞 @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Credit Carp
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That Erin @toadpuppy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I did this. On purpose. Ok so I’ve never worked with stained glass before and had to watch a ton of tutorials on how to solder, but I think it’s pretty good for a first try, and I may suddenly have a new crafting obsession. Plus it matches my tattoo 😂
Stained glass suncatcher in the shape of a Luna moth
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Team Lazerbeam @teamlazerbeam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
5 years of game dev evolution in 22 seconds. Here's how Shroom and Gloom looked across 5 different eras, going from game jam to Early Access. #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames #videogames
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blawnk @blawnk.com · 27/09/2026
this is how i find out Super Monkey Ball 2's keyboard has no lowercase w???? just a second t??
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[0008779] Adventurer encounters naked, mute, hostile dwarven expedition leader
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please. Do not speak to me about prophecies. We need help right now.
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D-Pad Studio @dpad.studio · 27/09/2026
Accessibility features! We lack experience in this field, but it was surprisingly breezy to implement this high contrast mode using a couple of shaders and background fx. Any other settings we should consider adding before launch? 🤔 #indiedev #gamedev #madewithunity
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While Mario collects fictional gold coins in his games, Wario in Wario World collects the real-life "American Gold Eagle" official US gold bullion coins (91.67% gold).
Wario with coins as seen in Wario World
Coin texture
"American Gold Eagle" official US gold bullion coin
Source: info: YouTube user @Geibuchan, screenshot taken by Supper Mario Broth
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@dril

guy gets hit in the Nuts. it makes a gong sound and he starts doing an asain accent for some reason. Cant do that joke anymore, its too good
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Jenny Tayla @jennytayla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🔸Roman Mosaic of a Skeleton Holding Wine Jugs, 1st Century AD. Photograph by Marie-Lan Nguyen/Wikimedia Commons.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@bunsuit

(screenshot of conversation)

person 1:

That reminds me of my time backpacking through Madagascar, living among the Kinte people.

They're really much closer to the Earth than us. We can learn so much from them.

They taught me to appreciate the little things.

Which is really cool.

Everything else is so commercial.

#wanderlust

person 2:

this is the worst conversation ive ever had
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will Stancil isn’t going to fuck you
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
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Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really eloquent writing here bud! It’s a wonder the screenwriting career never panned out.
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RPS | Wishlist Fallosophy on Steam! @fallosophygame.com · 21/09/2026
It's just FOUR DAYS until Fallosophy releases 😱 So I think it’s finally time to admit something: We made this game because we HATE GAMES. Or, more accurately, we hate what games have become. 1/7
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why am I always surrounded by fawning admirers?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fall of the Rebel Angels, by Charles Le Brun, before 1685
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 20/09/2026
I Ordered A Call Girl And She Was So Sensual That She Started Squirting All Over My Room And Soaked Everything, So I Got Mad And She Let Me Fuck Her, But She Enjoyed It So Much She Just Kept Cumming! And Then We Were Just Fucking And Squirting Everywhere And It Was All A Complete Mess!
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[0004712] Children have Moods WAY too often
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Study Finds Voices Should Sound Normal Through Walkie-Talkies By Now theonion.com/study-finds-voices-sho…
Study Finds Voices Should Sound Normal Through Walkie-Talkies By Now
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[0006531] Crash when greeting God
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MrCheeze @mrcheeze.github.io · 15/09/2026
Thinking about that time that Game Freak put an NPC that doesn't move on this bridge, because otherwise the player stepping on that tile would have triggered the cave entrance that is *underneath* the bridge at the same position (source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdFQ... )
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Glad 60 Minutes is doing a Jacob Wohl story literally nine years after I reported on that guy. One time he was pretending a scam website he was running wasn't his, so I called the number on the website and it went to his mom's voicemail. Jacob is like training wheels for investigative journalists.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[0010861] Illegal lethal biting move during a justice beating mortally wounds victim
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Daniel Álvarez @dalvarez-01.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A turtle with a human head—an unusual but fairly common motif in Maya art, probably representing the Maize God, one of the most important deities in Maya mythology. Seen at the Gran Museo Maya de Mérida. More photos from different angles in the thread. #Maya #Archaeology
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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Thomas Staudinger @staudey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They're doing this to me tomorrow
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i was just thinking earlier today how all the square enix domains look like phishing links and then i log in and see this message saying "don't click any suspicious links" followed by this tinyurl-ass domain
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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Sebastian S. Cocioba @atinygreencell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Finally found my first legendary gene in my microbial roguelike!!! This one adds a flagella to the playable character and adds a multi-tile dash to evade hostile microbes. Not too much ATP drain but still need to level up to meet its metabolic burden. I love making this game!
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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
yeah omelas is a pretty good city, some might even say perfect. but what if we made things even better by adding a second suffering child?
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Bobo Chimpan @bobochimpan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Myth: raw carrots are more nutritious than cooked carrots 
Fact: Quest 64
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