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You didn't hear this from me, but a reliable source informs me that the position of White House Press Secretary will be occupied by the Hypnotoad.

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I own a razor for shaving my head that is based on the same "it's got wheels like a little car" principle. It cut me pretty bad, the first time I used it. TO BE FAIR, I also didn't realize I have a weird dent in my head muscle. It bottomed out, like a low-slung sports car in a pothole.

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

We should have known things were getting fucked up, when they took away the little loading animations from the web browsers.

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Gonna tell my kids this was Jesse "The Body" Ventura.

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This was still the peak of human technology. We need moar Magic Eye and less AI.

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nah, nah. These damn things are where it's at. It's like if that HeadOn product had actually worked like crazy, instead of being a deplorable scam.

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"The luxury edition has so much more mango..."

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A Lord of the Rings quote, but it starts with "Dude,". "Dude, I was there the day the strength of men failed."

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If it had been a real company, it would have changed the logo to this, at least ten years ago:

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Wait, no, they DIDN'T get rid of them! VERY, VERY, **VERY** NSFW IMAGE, INCOMING: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

What it like inside your head?

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It actually has a lot of Spaceballs in there, too.

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Post something random or you'll have an awful September

That one scene where Captain Picard draws a face in a frozen warp core explosion.

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The Target Food Court I knew and loved has been gone for a long time, so I'm missing nothing. Well, except for their store-brand pizza rolls. Those are S-tier garbagefood.

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

And they clearly share the Drip Gene: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Whenever Captain Picard was trying to convince everyone that whole heart-stabbing thing wasn't just a freak accident, and he was TOTALLY a bad boy.

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

if you see this, post a Star Trek

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe.

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Scott Jennings speaking to Mitch McConnell

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Snidely Whiplash spotted arriving at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding.

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

"Hellooooo. Human fly, here. Come on, I stayed up all night dyeing my underwear!"

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Surface-of-the-sun level hot take: those things where you make a curve out of straight lines were always cooler than the "cool S" ever was. See attached pic.