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Writer @lothianlife.bsky.social. Duolingo nerd (NB/SV/FI/ZH). TV shitposter/ @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social podcaster. Runs #COVIDEO film club on Discord. Gymbro. Forager. #Sjögrens. Bi. Nonbinary (they/them).

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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 2h
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GOOD NEWS! A new cancer treatment has demonstrated unprecedented results in a large trial for cancer patients whose disease has become resistant to chemotherapy AND immunotherapy. Tumors shrank in OVER a third of participants, with 15 patients experiencing COMPLETE eradication of their tumors.
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Dylan Hayward @dylanhayward.bsky.social · 6h
There’s a difference between sharing someone’s journalism and taking it to make your own content. I’ve had my work lifted multiple times by this content creator. It’s particularly frustrating when he talks about his views growing as local news fades away, while using the work of local journalists.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 6h
I gave him a new toy and now he's having a lot of feelings and he doesn't know what any of them are.
A black dog lays on a bed next to a round brown toy, his eyes are big and confused
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 8h
sundays are for dissociating for three hours because you have to do A Chore
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today I saw a bus full of people in identical t-shirts speeding toward me but luckily I remembered to buy—
A sign for ‘CIS INSURANCE’
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 11h
Hot take: I don't think social media made people dumber. We've been dumb this whole time. It's just that you used to have to have a job that people sent their dumb letters to, to notice. This made "Engaging with fools" an occupational hazard rather than the 24/7 experience it is presently.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 10h
Man: This toilet is out of order. Leslie Nielsen: You have to flush first?
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 11h
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 12h
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 23h
lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains
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Pet Shop Boys @handle.invalid · 13h
Happy Birthday, Chris! Photo by Eva Pentel
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Keep Dancing Podcast @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social · 9h
Fresh #KeepWatchingPodcast #Taskmaster is here! Featuring proto-Mantzoukas, Serious HR Beard Chat and a celeb joins the Podmaster challenge, sort of <3
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KWP TM S4 E3: Yeet The Weet
AJ is joined by Asha, Jo and Mark to pick apart the UK’s favourite task-based chaos gremlin light entertainment show! Featuring: An alternative smiley face medical solution Proto-Mantzoukas A new ce
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
okay getting this all in one post: The Runescape Dragon Slayer 2 trailer - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcd8... Uses AI art throughout. 1st image - 6 fingers 2nd - 2 right hands and wearing fucking nikes 3rd - more finger than hand & other arm is a malformed stump 4th - melting windows
a knight with 6 fingers on one hand from the trailera knight in mid air from the trailer with two right hands and wearing what looks like modern day nike shoes or similara man and woman running toward the camera, the mans right hand is a blob with extra long fingers and his left barely existsbuildings from the trailer where the windows are supposed to have a cross pattern over the glass but the pattern just melts into nonsense
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHY IS THE KNIGHT WEARING FRICKEN MISMATCHED MODERN ASS NIKES
Close up from another still of the same trailer, showing the knight from below in mid leap, wearing modern day sneakers/trainers like he was about to dunk a basketball or some shit
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
okay nevermind, I'm not going back to Runescape, look at this fucking AI slop THE KNIGHT HAS SO MANY FINGERS THIS WENT PUBLIC? THIS WAS SHOWN AT THEIR CONVENTION???
screencap from Runescapes new dragon slayer 2 reveal trailer for runescape 3 showing a fully armoured knight studying a map at a table, their hands are on the table and their left hand (your right) has 6 fingers
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 14h
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 13h
I am too goatsepilled for this world.
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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I Know What You Did Last Shera @shera-marley.bsky.social · 15h
When you're a naughty salmon :
Bluesky error message "upstream timeout"
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Manos: The Hands of AJ 💀🤚🏻 @uisgebeatha.bsky.social · 15h
Good morning only to the junior culture meownister, who was basically like this all night to make sure I don't spend a whole day carousing again 🥺 #mokuandmish
Mish lying on the bed staring at me with wide eyes, lit by blue LEDs
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’ve never seen a meme that embodies my very essence before.
YOU TRIGGERED MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE
AND PM A FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
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Luke Turner @luketurner.bsky.social · 18h
Had this on this morning, the voices are just utter genius
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Ash⁷ @arajellybean.bsky.social · 22h
Also a lot of other common mental health meds too!!
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
This is my hole! It was made for me! manga meme but with Wile E. Coyote. Credit to @king_of_limb.
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VHS Revue @vhsrevue.bsky.social · 22h
Beloved Aussie comedy characters sell cool, 1978
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay, Steam Sale time! Who'd like some recommendations? Let's get the ball rolling with one of my favourite games of 2025, The Séance of Blake Manor! A positively genius detective game steeped in Irish history and mythology with a striking comicbook artstyle and authentic turnip jack 'o lanterns. 🎃
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Save 40% on The Séance of Blake Manor on Steam
The Séance of Blake Manor is a supernatural detective mystery, set in 1897 Ireland, where you investigate the disappearance of Evelyn Deane in a remote hotel full of secrets and other-worldly occurren...
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you already know (after some delay) what's up (steam sale rec thread is what's up) as always, i focus primarily on older, obscure, or just plain weirder games, as big name titles don't tend to need the help. with that said, onwards!
an edited version of the box art for the dreamcast survival horror game Blue Stinger. the face in the background has been replaced with a picture of my fursona (a pink kangaroo), and the title now says Spacetwinks Rec Thread. 'Sega Dreamcast' has been changed to say 'Online Kangaroo', 'Sega' was changed to say 'Dogs Bower', Activision is changed to say 'VideoGames', and 'Rated M for Mature' now says 'The Letter M', above the letter M.
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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The word "speakeasy" is gentrifier for "Drinks that cost $30"
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 26/09/2026
i think if the court plays your AI generated love songs you made for your mistress after you murdered your wife and you have to sit through ALL three minutes of it the bailiff should walk up to you afterwards and offer you a sword to commit ritual suicide
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm losing it, is that an Angry Bird about to hit the twin towers?! :o
Red angry bird being flung at one of the Twin Towers
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John86 @john86l.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Occasionally I forget that Len Deighton used to be the food correspondent for The Observer leading to this book with this cover and then I remember and am equally as delighted by it as I was the first time.
Cover of ‘Len Deighton’s Action Cookbook’. A man in a pinky purple shirt with the sleeves rolled up holds two wooden spoons draping spaghetti from a pan. He looks to the camera while a woman stands behind him with one hand on his hip and the other playing with his hair.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I read the news today, oh boy
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Getty @gettymuseum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ever wonder why people didn’t smile in old photographs? The answer may surprise you: gty.art/3PtD5QD
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Loish @loish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dang yall, thanks so much for the support 😭 Usually I ignore the random AI accusations but I wanted to take the chance to talk about how important it is to do your research in times like these. Didn't expect to get soooo many kind comments though! We gotta stick together, my beloved art community ♥️
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 03/10/2026
*record scratch* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation… (reposted with alt text because this is an absolute treasure. Photo credit: Kevin Lohman @kevinlohman.bsky.social)
Professional photograph of a squirrel leaping down from a branch at a very startled-looking owl. The owl’s yellow eyes are wide as it looks over its shoulder up at the squirrel who clearly has zero regard for his own life, his mouth open as if shouting WITNESS ME, or potentially some sort of justification for this surprise attack, Inigo Montoya style. Whatever the Owl has to say in return is definitely in all caps. 

Caption reads: 
CALIFORNIA POST
California squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition
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Manos: The Hands of AJ 💀🤚🏻 @uisgebeatha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good afternoon only to Soul Water Sauna, where I had a belated birthday treat of a whole 90 minutes steam, salt scrub and clay face mask. And now we chill with street food for many hours 😌
The plush avocado with a pint of Barney's Gremlin Oktoberfest beer
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Andy Lewis @andylewis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In one of those weird quirks of fate that gets delivered up by the dice-throwing gods who govern such things, I'm currently mixing an album made by the composer of the theme tune to this programme.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up
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Manos: The Hands of AJ 💀🤚🏻 @uisgebeatha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Roses are red Beans make you toot,
Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland is attacked by rogue owl during chaotic photoshoot
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 02/10/2026
Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding
"My bf is a developer and just made me a program to use his racing pedals to sew realistically. It also adjusts the speed the more you press down the pedal 😭 he just upped my game so hard 🥲🤣
Game: Dressmaker"
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is why I get pissed off when anyone accuses me of being an elitist when I say young people should go to college if they can. I say that because my dad was a local lineman and contractor who did heavy physical labor for years and has had chronic back pain since his early 30s
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Marc Morris @marcmorris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In 1066 it would have taken William the Conqueror's army about 2 hours to march the 6.3 miles from Hastings to Battle, but today I managed to cover the same distance in almost half that time thanks to Southeastern trains.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 03/10/2026
We have the best-named machinery ever.
The back of a wheeled trailer with a red sign saying "Trailer Swift"The back of a wheeled trailer with overhanging leaves and a green sign saying "Elizabeth Trailer"The back of a low trailer with a plastic water container on top and a plastic tap. The sticker across the bumper reads "Splash Gordon"A bright orange wheelie trolley with the name "Jack Sparrow the Sack Barrow" printed in white on the side
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Manos: The Hands of AJ 💀🤚🏻 @uisgebeatha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the 'am no a grass' tweet lives rent-free in my head tbh
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t stop laughing
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