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Brian Fischer

@tweetstheirown.bsky.social
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Here to make some friends and try to have some laughs. And I quote movies too much. So there’s that.

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Handy for visitors
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is honestly why my Call of Duty online experience lasted all of 2 hrs…
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Every hour there's a story of like a Norwegian death metal guy saying hey I never met Dolly Parton but she sent me a handwritten note saying she loved our song Corpse in the Copse and to keep speaking our truth
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Mary Jane & Peter Parker: Go Get 'em, Tiger
Alt: Mary Jane & Peter Parker: Go Get 'em, Tiger
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I remember seeing some of the local anti maskers upset that they couldn’t go wine tasting. Just livid that they couldn’t be served. They wanted those people back to work
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Dude, this is real?!
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This dude has my name but spells it wrong! Crazy times we live in.
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
They are amazing
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 03/07/2026
Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I feel like America as a nation is at this point in the Superman 3 movie. Soon to be heading to the showdown at the junk yard…
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There’s a great documentary about this, “Join or Die,” based on the book “Bowling Alone”.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The founders, in the Treaty of Tripoli -- begun under Washington, signed by Adams, ratified by a Senate filled with other crafters of the Constitution -- said "the Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion." Tom Emmer is a dumb-as-dirt bigot.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Let’s take a look at how Apple’s auto captioning is working on Elmo
Elmo in a USA soccer jersey

No one loves you, and no one loves you, and no one loves you and Tim USA, and everybody who's playing.
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SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️‍⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting
Screenshot of the article's graphic, showing color swatches derived from the Earthcam archive, illustration the color of the reflecting pool calibrated against satellite imagery, from 8 June to 19 June 2026. I chose yesterday, 19 June, so it rendered the US American flag with a green hue instead of blue.
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Spot on, kids
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Prince Humperdink forgets about a previous lie he made to Buttercup
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Everyone dunking on Dwight in the replies, pointing to Always Sunny and Danny McBride shows- which is true, but also he’s talking about network TV, which is far different than cable. Could it be made today? Probably, but…
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 08/06/2026
I wrote about AI doomsday rhetoric from the likes of OpenAI and Anthropic, what it's really intended to accomplish, and how our lazy press loves to parrot it
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Selling You The End Of The World
AI sci-fi doomsday scenarios exist to misrepresent what modern software is capable of, and spook lawmakers into embracing terrible laws, written by rich and terrible men, that will free them from over...
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Elder Skunk of the North @loranskunky.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Fred Rogers Production has started uploading every episode of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for free. www.youtube.com/@misterroger...
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Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Welcome to the official Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood YouTube channel! For more than 30 years, Mister Rogers created a relationship with millions of children, each of whom felt like they were visiting ...
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Won’t somebody think of the birds?!
Helen Lovejoy is concerned…
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 04/06/2026
The Kennedy Center ordered employees to remove President Trump’s name from the performing arts venue, strip all references from signs, brochures, the website and other materials — and to update email signatures and letterhead immediately.
washingtonpost.com
Kennedy Center orders staff to begin removing Trump’s name after ruling
The Kennedy Center's general counsel instructed staff members in a memo to strip all uses of President Donald Trump's name from signs, brochures, the website and other materials.
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Looks like that’s game over. Becerra will be governor come Nov
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
My toddler watching Curious George order a hundred dozen donuts
Don Draper watching a movie
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 20/05/2026
Remember: we were never given credit for being right about crypto, we were never given credit for being right about NFTs, we were never given credit for being right about the metaverse and we will never be given credit for being right about AI. Fuck 'em up anyway.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads:
Scientists Growing Neanderthal
'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
ok i chuckled www.epicfurious.com
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🖤💋SammieSam💋🖤 @sammiestsam.sheshed.rocks · 09/05/2026
Good #Caturday afternoon, friends! It's pretty nice here today. All sorts of people out and about today. Not me, lol. But lots of people none the less. Hope y'all are having a day! #SheShed
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/05/2026
wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like
A Saguaro cactus that looks as if it has two eyes and is striding through the landscape in a jaunty manner, perhaps whistling a tune
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
do you have beef with some inanimate objects or are you a normal person?
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 04/05/2026
NASA just dropped more than 12,000 photos from the Artemis II mission. It'll take me a few days to go through them all, but so far it's one stunner after another. Link: eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos... Credit: NASA/Artemis II Crew (h/t @jonostrower.com)
Crescent Earth and some delicious lens flareCrescent Earth seen beyond the MoonCrescent Earth behind the MoonThe Moon eclipsing the Sun, with the corona and zodiacal light forming a diffuse glow behind the satellite
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
media.tenor.com
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
Alt: The biggest loser Jeb Bush asks his audience to “please clap” after he said something worth zero applause.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
"You hear theyre using chickens as camera gimbals now?" "What?" "Chickens. Strap a camera onto their head. No shake. Chicken camera gimbals"
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
there is no greater joy than helping to make a friend’s dream come true
A man holds a chicken in a giant slingshot.
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
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Brian Fischer @tweetstheirown.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
People joke, but this is what’s happening in LA these days: youtu.be/eVMTfGQe51g?...
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L.A. Story - Robber Scene
YouTube video by Felipe Iesbick
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19): NYT: 5 of 58 WashPost: 1 of 43 WSJ: 0 of 40 AP: 0 of 26 CNN Wire: 0 of 18 NY Post: 0 of 17 Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4 LA Times: 0 of 4 Boston Globe: 0 of 2
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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Dan @sulik2.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The point of my comment is it's not AI. They've built the world most complicated T9 predictive texting algorithm, LLMs didn't actually think and that's a pretty huge component to making an actually world changing technology. If AGI is even possible, it's still decades away.
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Dr. Jens Foell @jensfoell.de · 15/04/2026
OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
man morale at the AP is real bad huh
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!
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tiredofcrap.bsky.social @tiredofcrap.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I like this No kings rally sign
No heart , no courage , no brains 
Case for no kings
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