Reposted by TuSoon ShakurRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano 11768671653
Reposted by TuSoon Shakurthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Articles about athletes in legal trouble are great bc they always feel the need to include the guy's stats after describing the allegations. "Smith was arrested for punching his gf in the face. He allegedly kicked her a few times, too. Smith has rushed for over 8,000 career yards and 73 touchdowns." 4678
TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 07/09/2026:) (Ack! I don’t know how to do emojis on here, Evian) 110
Reposted by TuSoon Shakurweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026So Jacob Soboroff is actually extremely cool and everyone should Connect with him 1293953454
Reposted by TuSoon ShakurAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Lotta people this weekend are gonna have a karaoke mic in their hand when they find out that Dolly was a SINGER singer and even the songs she made sound easy are very hard. Keep your head on a swivel. 864352545
TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I like like to pull into captive drive through lines and blast mmmBop with my pre-teen sons in the car. Extra points if their classmates see them from adjacent vehicles. 121
Reposted by TuSoon ShakurAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Reporter: You haven’t heard her name until now. She’s only seventeen years old. But White House intern Crespa Blumbo has been in charge of all nuclear missiles for the last two years and she just ordered the military to enact Project Acheron 553465509
TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 06/08/2026No one is mistaking your kindness for weakness. Cool it with that. 062
TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Shakira does for me what Gloria Estefan did for my dad 1123
TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 25/07/2026[Calling up the Delta CEO to complain about the snack selection] I’ll have you know I’m a SILVER MEDALLION MEMBER 061
Reposted by TuSoon ShakurJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked. 461184168
TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 01/07/2026One time a forty-something dude told me he woke up feeling energetic and refreshed 030
TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Didn’t have my glasses on and read “hog” as “hoe” in the first panel. 10/10 040
Reposted by TuSoon Shakurfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 18/05/2026The missus and I were having a light-hearted argument about whether we eat porridge or drink porridge. It escalated unexpectedly, words were exchanged, and she revealed she's been fucking someone on the side, so I suppose we're splitting up. Because of porridge. 5939517
TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I had all this shit on my bingo card I dunno what’s wrong with y’all’s cards 1227
Reposted by TuSoon ShakurFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 13/04/2026But they were all of them deceived, for another Non Blonde was made. 730996
Reposted by TuSoon ShakurKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 10/03/2026MrBeast competition to see who can make it through the Strait of Hormuz 432792353
Reposted by TuSoon ShakurKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 04/03/2026As you can see from my clunky, unattractive ring, I graduated from high school. 28822
TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 24/02/2026One of the more fun ironies in revisiting The Road Not Taken ages and ages after first reading it is that I am far more aware today of how unexceptional and banal my choices and abilities are than I was when I was, say, 22. 041
Reposted by TuSoon ShakurKate McKean @katemckean.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick 85119864137
Reposted by TuSoon ShakurThe saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 15/02/2026i can’t stop laughing 1344951269
Reposted by TuSoon ShakurSchrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant." 521126132197
Reposted by TuSoon Shakurjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/12/2025this image is maybe the single greatest joke in TRADING PLACES. and also a pretty apt description of the trump/vance/national conservative vision of america 596314912
Reposted by TuSoon ShakurKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 01/01/2026Do other countries have this weird notion that you’re not a “real” representative of the nation if you live in an urban center? Like do the French say Parisians aren’t really French? Are you considered not a real German if you live in Berlin? Or is this mainly a weird American thing? 5243631398
Reposted by TuSoon Shakursplendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 28/12/2025painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago 7257911316
Reposted by TuSoon ShakurMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 18/12/2025If you’ve left your shopping until now, and you are in the market for men’s size small, let me assure you you’re good. 38126
TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Prof dishing out the nota benes all devil may care and so forth 000
Reposted by TuSoon Shakurthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/12/2025this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient. 314239023942
TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 10/12/2025All the fellas down at the swimmin' hole would suck in their guts when ole frog-chuckin' Ameline sauntered into the shallows, skin all aglow. "Ooh, there she goes," they would whisper amongst themselves. "There goes ole frog-chuckin' Ameline with her skin all aglow." 063
TuSoon Shakur @tusoonshakur.bsky.social · 23/11/2025media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man in a hatAlt: Bogey 130
Reposted by TuSoon ShakurNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/11/2025getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning 6476591911
