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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
REP. @rokhanna.bsky.social: “Billionaire spending has gone from 0.3% 20 years ago to 20% — corroding our politics… if we would see clearly, politicians would say there is genocide in Gaza, and we’d zero out aid to 🇮🇱 and stop giving them weapons killing children.” (H/T @acyn.bsky.social )
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If LeBron or Taylor Swift posted this most recent El Niño historical temperature graph (current one in red) 500 million people would be in the streets. (And a hundred million lives would likely be saved in the next 20 months) #ClimateCrisis
Graph showing all the past El Niño temperatures on a monthly timeline with the current one in red way above all the others and still climbing.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Whistleblower who flagged Lutnick’s links to Epstein dies… ex British banker who spent more than 35 years working in financial markets has died by suicide…Simon Andriesz was previously a managing director at Wall St firm where Lutnick was CEO…” www.thebanker.com/content/0228...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New Google Maps satelite photos, you can literally see it with your own eyes now! But it's not a genocide... 🤡🤡
Flattened area
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 27/09/2026
From experience, it's because an 9th grade algebra teacher required someone to buy it
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turtlehurdler.bsky.social @turtlehurdler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Consciousness is a result of our bicameral mind. Prove me wrong.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Famously gruntled athlete Riley Gaines.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Impeach Fetterman
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
2:05 pm 2:21 pm @atrupar.com
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geo1860.bsky.social @geo1860.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ron and Cassie DeSantis: These two crooks stole $10 million from a settlement with a charity, wired it to Cassie’s fake “charity,” laundered it through two puppet organizations, and then used it for political ads in an election year. They should be in jail.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is what a real leader says.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nor will it end at ethnic cleansing. A machine built to eat people will keep eating people. Those who run it will always find a new category of unwanted humans.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ICE has fallen out of the headlines but July marked the largest number of migrant detentions ever on record. Five migrants have died in ICE custody in the last two months. It's also currently impossible to legally migrate to this country, as 100% of visa applications have been paused.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 25/08/2026
Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro says RFK Jr. offered federal help after two unvaccinated people died from measles, the first U.S. deaths this year. Shapiro declined, saying PA could handle it, and confronted Kennedy, telling him: “There’s real life consequences to spreading misinformation.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/08/2026
"I was not shocked that he helped somebody. My shock is that he was murdered. And no one has given us the complete truth or anyone has been held accountable. And it's been 7 months! ... there was more effort in vilifying him than pursuing justice" -- Alex Pretti's parents
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The appropriate reaction
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh no! Not another strongly worded letter!
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
UNREAL: According to the Ellisons, opposing the Paramount merger that gives them control of CBS, MTV, Nickelodeon, BET, CMT, Paramount, Warner Bros, HBO, CNN, DC Studios and Tik Tok's algorithm is anti-Semitic. Actually it's called opposing oligarchy! www.mediaite.com/media/entert...
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Mark Ruffalo Blasts Ellisons After He's Called 'Antisemitic'
Marvel actor Mark Ruffalo fired back at Paramount after a spokesperson called his criticism of the company's pending merger with Warner Bros. "antisemitic."
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
No new data centers until we have federal guardrails.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Couldn’t make it up if we tried
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
41 years ago, Carl Sagan gave a clear and elegant explanation of the science behind global warming.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/08/2026
Mamdani: "If a New Yorker looks at what ICE is doing and wants to see more of it, they should vote for Bruce Blakeman, who has created his own militia in Nassau County. If they look at what ICE is doing and they are shocked by the inhumanity and cruelty, they should vote for Gov. Kathy Hochul."
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yeah, see, the thing is, a lot of them didn’t. Survive, that is.
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2028 Blue Wave 🌊🌊💙 🇺🇸 @2028-bluewave.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This should be much bigger news.
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SassySenora701 @sassysenior70.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ABOLISH ICE, PROSECUTE THE MFS
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 10/08/2026
We need to protect Social Security for the next generation.
The Social Security payroll tax is capped at $184,500 in income. So if you're a nurse or construction worker, you pay Social Security on 100% of your income. But if you're a lawyer raking in millions, you only pay Social Security on a tiny fraction of your income. That is not right.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I normally don’t brag about taking expensive trips, but I just got back from the grocery store.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Your vehicle will start after 3 of 3 ads" "Journey will resume after ad break" www.autonocion.com/us/bmw-spide...
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BMW pushed a movie advertisement onto the dashboards of its cars in more than 70 countries, appearing on the screen the moment the engine started, and what has owners angry is not the ad itself but th...
BMW beamed down a Spider-Man promotional banner into customers' vehicles, and drivers are outraged.
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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
in fact i've had three bowel movements since we started this interview and you have been none the wiser now check your shirt pocket yes, that's right note the pointed ends
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
One of the most important issues of our time is that the future of humanity is presently being authored by people who have nothing but total contempt for humanity and seek the erasure of everything that gives being a human meaning. It’s not just annoying. It doesn’t just suck. It’s existential.
Sam Altman: cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:

connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.

every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
GRAHAM: “We’ve done it — I almost cried. We’ve been pushing this for years… Trump loves blowing stuff up.” WSJ releases a new doc showing dead Republican Senator Lindsey Graham laughing that he helped Bibi convince Trump to attack Iran and get us into another deadly costly war
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If Andy Beshear does not push this to a conclusion that either has him appointing McConnell's replacement, or McConnell reappearing, Beshear will be out of Democratic politics. We need rabble-rousers, not the same quiet, proper Dems who keep losing.
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 22/07/2026
Tomorrow, the House will vote on the NDAA, which includes a provision to merge parts of our military with the IDF. This amendment is an existential threat to American sovereignty and democracy. Every member of Congress must vote NO.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wives 👏 Belong 👏 In 👏 Boxes
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/07/2026
POCAN: I think the problem is you're talking to rich people. Maybe this will help. Who pays tariffs? LOEFFLER: 80% of tariffs are paid by foreign countries POCAN: Okay. That would be like me saying I have long flowing red hair. It's complete BS. Small businesses pay tariffs.
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T. Thorn Coyle they/them @thorncoyle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It’s another good day to show up for our neighbors. F*ck r^cist authoritarianism. #photography
Bumper sticker reads: I want for you what you want for immigrants
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Onion Bill DeBlasio headline, changed to "Fetterman: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find An Oaf That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'"
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