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Douglas A. Boneparth

@dougboneparth.bsky.social
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Financial Advisor • CNBC Advisor Council • Father Figure • Internet Creature • Money Together Out Now! www.domoneytogether.com

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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You are not a Jack of all trades. You have ADHD.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting paid in company stock can be great, but it can also become too much of a good thing. This week I wrote about how to deal with concentration risk in your portfolio. New on The Joint Account. readthejointaccount.com/p/too-much-o...
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Too much of a good thing
What to do when company stock owns your household.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ladies, if he: - Is hot - Always is thirsty - Loves to consume literature - Understands multiple languages - Knows exactly what you’re thinking He’s not your man, he’s a data center.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“But I told you six times!” Yup, that’s my wife yelling at me because I didn’t remember to do the thing I didn’t mean to forget. The solution? Figuring out how the other person operates. New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/but-i-told...
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But I told you six times!
What changed when I started communicating in ways that work for my partner
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump offering voters $5,000 reminds me of when I ran for 6th grade class president and promised everyone no homework.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Apple just keeps making the same products over and over again thinking their customers will keep buying them. -Sent from my new iPhone 18 Pro Max
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You just had pancakes for breakfast. Your best friend is coming over to watch college football. There’s no school on Monday. Your parents don’t care how late you stay up. A perfect Labor Day weekend. You’re 41. It’s 2026.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The retirement age needs to be lowered to 41. I’ve had enough.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
On our honeymoon in Italy, a newlywed couple sat next to us and fought about money. It was the first time they were learning some important things about each other. Don’t be them! This week: 6 money talks to have before “I do.” New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/six-conver...
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Six conversations about money you should have before getting married
Planning the life you'll have together takes a lot more than looking at your bank accounts. Here's how to get started.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Remember to treat your body like a data center. Consume as much literature and water as possible.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Mulch is the most expensive confetti you'll ever buy. It disappears every spring and you buy it again. Forever! For our Invisible Costs series, I'm in the the yard looking at every hidden bill the mow-and-blow guy leaves behind. New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/the-invisi...
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The invisible costs of yards
The mow-and-blow guy cuts the grass. Everything else is on you.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I normally don’t brag about taking expensive trips, but I just got back from the grocery store.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Congratulations to all the investors who did nothing!
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
45% of Americans will spend nearly $4,000 on summer travel this year. Only 26% pay it off on the first statement! Not good. Here's how to plan a vacation you can afford, and become a better financial team while you're at it. New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/how-to-pla...
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How to plan a vacation
An exercise to pay for the trip you want and become a better financial team.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ticketmaster: $80 per ticket. Me: Okay. Two tickets please. Ticketmaster: That will be $500.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wedding registries are weird. You end up with two cake stands and no drill. This week, we swap the aspirational stuff for things that count: a good coffee maker, a real tool set, a fireproof safe for the important paperwork. New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/what-belon...
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What belongs on your "real-life" registry?
A smarter gift guide to building more than just a beautiful kitchen.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What is something that instantly makes you think someone is wealthy?
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My wife made peace with missing Noah Kahan. No way she’d spend thousands. Then she got off the waitlist: two tickets, $140 each, at face value. Lesson? Setting a hard financial boundary doesn’t have to be the end of the story. New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/leave-the-...
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Leave the light on
Sometimes the best surprises come after you’ve made peace with your decision.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to buy a house like it’s 1999.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You know how to invest for retirement. You know where to park next year’s cash. But what about the goal that’s 4 to 7 years out and still a bit fuzzy? That’s the in-between goal, and it’s the one most people get wrong. New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/the-in-bet...
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The "in-between" goal
How to invest together for what's still taking shape.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
How to prove you’re alive: 1. Make a public appearance
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Your friend gets sober. Loses 100 pounds. Sells the business. And suddenly you don’t know how to feel. This week’s newsletter digs into what’s really happening when someone you love becomes a new person. New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/how-dare-y...
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How dare you change without my permission?
What happens when someone we care about becomes a new person.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
At first, Trump came for our green cards. And now he’s going after our red cards. This is getting out of hand!
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Today, we remember Russell “Rusty” Casse, who made the ultimate sacrifice fighting for our independence.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners? Not a fan.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oil spiked to $120 a barrel, then dropped back to $70 like nothing happened. But the costs it passed onto you didn't come back down. The new Invisible Costs covers where oil is really hiding in your money. New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/invisible-...
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The invisible costs of oil
Forget today's prices at the pump. We'll be paying for this for a while.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I hate it when people say it’s a quarter to 4:00p. My dude, just say it’s 3:75p.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Most couples think they split the housework fairly. The data says otherwise. Economist Corinne Low explains why so much of the work is invisible, and why “having it all” was always the wrong goal. New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/marriage-i...
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Marriage is not a fixed pie, but women deserve more than crumbs
This is the fourth Above Our Pay Grade, feat. economist Corinne Low, PhD
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
No one looks back and wishes they put ten more hours a week into work. Not a single dad wishes he skipped bedtime. We hold onto the ways we cared. And our kids will too. Happy Father’s Day from The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/dads-show-...
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Dads: show us your work
You're doing more at home than ever before. So this Father's Day, let's see it.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Last minute Father’s Day gift ideas for under $400K: 1. Porsche 911 GT3 RS
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Elon Musk and I have a combined net worth of more than $1 trillion.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The whole spending 2-3 months’ salary on a ring rule was invented by a diamond company. That’s it. That’s the post. Okay, maybe there’s a little more to it. If buying an engagement ring is something you plan on doing, read this. New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/ring-isnt-...
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The ring isn't everything
So don't go broke buying one
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
As long as they’ll allow it, I’ll walk my kids to school. Someday soon, I won’t get to do this ever again. Our mornings together will forever be some of my favorite memories. The conversations, laughs, and goodbye hugs are irreplaceable. I can’t think of anything more important.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
If you choose a major you love, you’ll never work a day in your life because that field is being replaced by AI.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Cashier: That will be $58.49. Me: *pulls out $100 bill* Cashier: Sorry, we’ve been having issues with counterfeit bills lately. Anything smaller? Me: *pulls out $75 bill*
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It’s take your child to work day. I’m very excited to show my daughters where I go to cry.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Monday - New Ceasefire Deadline Tuesday - Ceasefire Extended Wednesday - New Ceasefire Deadline Thursday - Ceasefire Extended Friday - New Ceasefire Deadline Saturday - Golf Sunday - Golf
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Tim Cook took Apple from $350 billion to $4 trillion. I took my brokerage account from $350 to $4. We are not the same.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Amazon might as well be a vacuum company the way it sucks money from your bank account. It’s the biggest black hole in your budget, and that’s no accident. This week, I show you how to take control without picking a fight. New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/amazon-bla...
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Amazon is the black hole in your budget
It comes with a smile, and it's running more of your household than you think.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If Iran simply accepted the deal we said they had already accepted, we wouldn’t still be in a war we said we’ve already won.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The of Strait of Hormuz is now open! *it was open before the war*
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
My daughter’s lemonade stand was struggling, so we pivoted to AI compute. She’s been acquired by Microsoft for $1.2 billion.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Uber has no cars. Airbnb has no hotels. Allbirds has no shoes. This is the new economy.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
*finishes taxes* Me: Okay, I owe $1,300. IRS: Do you? Me: Do I? IRS: You’ll find out!
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Teaching kids about money is no easy task, but grasping lessons in personal finance is a cheat code for life. For Financial Literacy Month, we mapped out how to raise kids that are good with money at any age. New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/kids-good-...
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How to raise kids who are good with money
Financial literacy starts earlier than you think. Here's what to teach them at every age.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I am starting to think that our politicians might be corrupt.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
So if Iran decides to blockade our blockade of their blockade, we will just have to blockade their blockade of our blockade blockading their blockade.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We did it. We got oil under $100! *was under $70 before the war*
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Strangers might be one of the biggest personal finance cautionary tales ever written, and Heather saw the need for reading our book on every page. It's never a bad time to become financially empowered. Go see for yourself. New on The Joint Account. www.readthejointaccount.com/p/read-stran...
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People said I should read Strangers. I saw our book on every page.
Belle Burden’s memoir illustrates what can happen when you stop asking questions of your spouse and yourself.
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Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
BREAKING: Stock market ends day positive on threat of nuclear war
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