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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston

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The reason I can't have nice things. Glutton for Astros punishment. Minority owner of Detroit City FC. Cheap Trick Enthusiast. Consumate Deadhead. "A Quality Man". #PNEFC #MUBB #GoLeafsGo

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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 4h
Avery Brooks is 78 today
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 5h
Cops don't like me.
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 4h
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 9h
For no better reason than it's Friday, we're going to review wrestlers on how useful they'd be working in the archive. First up: Triple H. He'd probably be great to have in the office, but that water spit thing is just going to raise our humidity levels so it's a no from us.
Triple H doing the water spit thing.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 17h
🚨GOALIE GOAL ALERT! 🚨 Igor Shesterkin with an empty net goal (via NHL)
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 17h
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[Reparations] @momentoftru.bsky.social · 19h
Care Bears will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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Nathan @indynathan.racing · 01/10/2026
Kevin Lee shared a fact on Trackside that Johnny Rutherford and AJ Foyt are the only remaining drivers to have driven front engine cars in the Indy 500
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This feels like finding out your teacher in school does cool shit outside of school like what do you MEAN Mike Tomlin built a CVS in Minecraft
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Chandler Rome @chandlerrome.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jose Altuve is now one home run behind Manny Ramirez for the most postseason home runs in MLB history.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Meeting done, now let's go see how the Astros are faring...
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Troy Community
ALT: Troy Community
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Youth pastor voice
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LIKE, SUBSCRIBE AND HIT THAT NOTIFY ME BUTTON youtu.be/_h_pQ1-5iQg?...
youtu.be
EP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVING
YouTube video by Mike Tomlin
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@david8hughes

Wife: don't forget to pick the kids up from school

Me: it's Saturday, they're both upstairs

Wife: it's Wednesday & we have 3 kids
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chips: we put more air in the bag cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
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Delayed
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Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was savagely attacked by a dog on my evening walk, but I'm okay. [Ed: By "savagely attacked" the poster means pounced on at the ankles multiple times by an adorable Australian Shepherd puppy who had escaped out his front door. The poster also helped the owner corral the wayward pup.]
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well the Astros lost, at least I know the Leafs won't let me down....😬
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tweet from Alex "Tropical" Forrest 🚉🌴 (@380kmh):

while u begged for treats I studied the blade

(picture of a dog wearing a cloak and in possession of two swords, one in its mouth)
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New Washing Machine loaded in and hooked up. Costco run done. Time to have me a $1.50 hot dog treat.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still not sure why UT v. UT tomorrow is not being held neutral site at the Orange Bowl. Seems like a missed opportunity.
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Ravioli Ripple 🌹 @ravioliripple.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One good thing about the ACC is that it does have obvious heroes and villains. Like in this game Cal are the good guys and Clemson are the bad guys and everyone everywhere would agree
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026
Me later tonight when Dabo Swinney still has like three hours of coaching to do
sleepytime bear
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dick Jones is wanted for murder.
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No love for Stinkbugs, but I cheered like in that clip from Planet Earth II when the Iguana hatchling escapes the snakes.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The sanctions have not been decided, other than Everton somehow being docked 12 points.
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seanquinn32.bsky.social @seanquinn32.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@sarahspain.com
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't always listen to Black Sabbath's "Paranoid" album, but when I do, my neighbors do, too.
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone should tell him that it's not going to do much good to scream at us in German.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tom Willis was born without arms, but he made it his mission to throw the first pitch out at all 30 Major League parks with his feet His 15-year journey was to change the way people perceive disabilities and wanting everyone to focus on what he can do, instead of what he can’t ❤️️👏
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In these troubled times, we must listen to even more Slayer.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Little Girl Obliterates Boy / Mauro Ranallo's infamous 'CLAYMORE!' calls
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But we are having a special this week on proton charging and storage of the beast, and that's only going to come to one thousand dollars, fortunately.
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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've already made apple cider
Cartoon: Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. It shows Humpty the Egg, in his beanie and sweater, strolling through the autumnal woods, carving a pumpkin, reading a book by the fire with his cat, and picking apples. 
 by WholesomeNsuchArt.
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unimonsterfanboy.bsky.social @unimonsterfanboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ha! I kill me! 40 years ago today, ALF (1986-1990) premiered. #80sSciFi #NBC #ALF
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
Dad: *doesn't want a python* 

Family: *gets python anyway*

Dad and the python: (image of medieval drawing of a man and a python entwined in six different ways)
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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WKRP Turkey Drop: As God as My Witness
ALT: WKRP Turkey Drop: As God as My Witness
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Scott steiner
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy 50th Anniversary to this gem.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two mile hike with the Cub Scouts ending 30 mins before pitching softball was a bad choice in this heat.
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But Did You Die?! - Ken Jeong
ALT: But Did You Die?! - Ken Jeong
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have done a lot of laundry and a lot of booze this evening.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/09/2026
Okay, this got me.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My only hope is that Carver Cheeks has a brother named Clapper. #UTEP
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Delaware produced THE COCKFIGHT IN THE TUB shirts for the game against Coastal Carolina (added context: they play in Tubby Raymond Stadium)
a shirt that says THE COCKFIGHT IN THE TUB with a cartoon of Delaware's chicken stiff-arming Coastal CArolina's chicken
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 19/09/2026
Bowdoin helmets going hard this week.
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