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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston

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The reason I can't have nice things. Glutton for Astros punishment. Minority owner of Detroit City FC. Cheap Trick Enthusiast. Consumate Deadhead. "A Quality Man". #PNEFC #MUBB #GoLeafsGo

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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 4h
Always and forever!!!!
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 19h
new Messenger from the Underworld just dropped
bbc.co.uk
Photographer has 'mythic-like' encounter with rare albino deer
The British Deer Society confirms the photograph is of an albino red deer seen in Devon.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 6h
Besides it's far past time that they learned and appreciated the depth of Iron Maiden's catalog.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 6h
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Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago: If He Dies, He Dies
ALT: Dolph Lundgren as Ivan Drago: If He Dies, He Dies
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 7h
A New Jersey family recreated OG Anunoby's iconic NBA Finals tip-in with their Halloween decorations
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 6h
Sorry, kids (and neighbors). Daddy's cooking tonight and the loud metal music is part of Daddy's process.
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Brimley/Cocoon Line @brimleyline.bsky.social · 18h
Born 21 January 1976, Emma Bunton is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats, Emma! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
Emma Bunton in the 90s, with BABY necklaceEmma Bunton, recently
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 18h
Sliding On Ice dot com also has been plugging along not being profitable. The difference is that it needs to generate $2,000 in annual revenue to be profitable. And also it will not build a data center in your backyard. Once again: Advantage bobsled/skeleton/luge website
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 13h
Did he have a Chinese menu in his hands and looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's?
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 13h
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Big Daddy Old Man Says Hell Yes!
ALT: Big Daddy Old Man Says Hell Yes!
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There's always a second Honk shooter from the grassy knoll.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Green is still good, but hoops, much like bangs, are always a mistake. Until this is rectified, I have to back the opponent. I'm sorry, I have strong feelings about hoops and bangs.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My grandmother is Ukranaian and emigrated with her family during the Holdomor in the early 30s, so (not the same as you), but agree, fuck Russia.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Plus anyone who has the "Russia Warship go f--k yourself" picture on the banner is good people! #SlavaUkraini
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Same!
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I misspelled "Governor" in my 4th grade district spelling bee on the first round after winning my elementary championship. Slight misspellings when everyone knew what you meant only result in comical memes and not scorn in this house.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Heard Ways
ALT: Heard Ways
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
terrible move. history tells us the correct play is to abandon the city and defeat your adversaries at sea
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@CoreysThirst

Now I'm positive y'all making up words every year because wtf is an agnostic???

@SubBass49Tees
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My brother in Christ, you're posting this status from a handheld dictionary/encyclopedia
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well he's in place. Bagwell got a guy in mind.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
As a child of the 1980's, I will not now nor ever apologize for my love of Kix's "Blow My Fuse" album and I don't care how "cringe" my 2010's born children think it is.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Lady of the Lake gave him a gavel.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Those will be handled via a strongly worded letter, which will fix everything.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 13/10/2026
Ah yes, perhaps the most beloved literary trope of all: the classic McMuffin
A screenshot that reads: Moore throws in a Hitchcock-style McMuffin in the shape of a secret tape recording which will reveal just who has been betraying the gangsters.
The problem is that no-one has a machine on which to play it.
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indycarcards.bsky.social @indycarcards.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m setting up & displaying my vintage #racingcards collection at a Vintage Card Show November 29 in #PlanoTX. #IndyCar | #Indycarcards | #vintagesportscards | #vintagetradingcards | #prewarcards | #prewartradingcards | #Indy500 | #Indianapolis500 | #cardshow | #Plano
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
woop! woop! that’s the sound of da poleis
A very detailed map of major greek poleis
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Excellent. I will keep this in mind in case I happen to run into him in St. Louis.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Did he permit to being called Cool Todd?
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hopefully they were his....
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Always great to hear when celebs are cool.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Never met Ron or Tom, but my wife met Ron at a conference and she shares this sentiment. Said he was amazingly nice.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As a retired/not talented enough switch-hitting lefthanded Catcher, this game sounds like heaven.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
During high school, I met Mr. Haskins at a public appearance where my best friend worked. Could not have been a nicer dude. #RIP
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When another boy has a 15000 dollar mechanical bird automaton
Kelly Clarkson pointing
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
human centipedes actually eat lots of bugs in your house so you shouldn't kill them no matter how much the front guy begs
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not gonna be able to make it, but the show sounds fascinating. Would love to see some pics of your setup if you get the chance, because I know you got some great vintage racing cards.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Facing the undefeated #1 seed, but they're good dudes and worst case scenario we stick around and drink beers with them, but would be fun to win!
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Was Pokémon themed, so I did get to share some hydration with this absolute legend.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can you freeze lipstick? If so get a dedicated deep and load up!!!
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Survived Cub Scout camping with my back fully intact. Getting ready for softball playoffs tonight.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Same!
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't always listen to Teenage Fanclub's third studio album "Bandwagonesque", but when I do, my neighbors do as well.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yea, my go-to plumber retired two years ago and it has been a struggle to find my replacement go-to guy. Finally found one, but man, Mike was worth his weight in gold.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Been working office jobs since graduation, but nothing but mad respect for good tradesmen. Heroes of the damn world as far as I'm concerned.
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I painted during the summers in school so I got stuck with the prep and tape. Will never forget my foreman's parting advice when I left the crew after graduation "You did good hard work, but if you ever need your house painted, I hope you remember to pay someone to do it, because this shit sucks."
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Taking my son camping this weekend with his Cub Scout Pack. Pray for ya boy's back.
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Hønkbål Tæme in Höuston @turkball.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm neutral on Switzerland. 😬
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WATCH — don’t just read — all the clips of Ossoff destroying Collins. There hasn’t been a torching like this in Georgia since General Sherman.
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