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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸

@turbofalcon.bsky.social
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hi, it's falcon! they/them 🔞 🎹 303's and 909's 🚕 art and gay cars listen to my ep: linktr.ee/turbofalcon

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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 9h
lol, lmao even
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
cowards walk among us
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I don't miss seeing everyone's dick all the time but it did keep the rents lower around here
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
flexing with that 60,000+ martindale rated jacket
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
det enda den här politiken/regelverket uppmuntrar till är att folk ska arbeta svart, eller inte arbeta alls. när ett beslut har fattats måste det stå, folk ska inte behöva leva i rädsla att mattan retroaktivt kommer dras undan fötterna på dem. det är verkligen ett tragiskt samhälle vi bygger
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
obliterating a pumpkin with my skull would probably hit every level on maslow's hierarchy of needs
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
there are gourds everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
lol, extremely centrist behavior
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
okej, jag är såld
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
you're doing the thing jd is doing but with one extra step. please grow up.
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
damn, that's one clean 740. love to see it
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
chat, i am unable to be normal about this car. holy shit
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
if these fools keep running their mouths i'm going to go sicko mode with the atlatl
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
system alert
a drawing of a computer desktop with an excessive number of files on it. Like way too many files for me to want to write them all down.
Something is dripping out of them.
A series of alert windows are open above them saying.
"you need to clean your desktop immediately.
Something crawled inside one of the file folders and died.
It smells terrible in here.
Whatever it is, it's leaking."
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i love the way you're able to dig up posts i really hate to see, gj brit
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i don't know that much about ornithology so i can't help much in that regard, but i choose to believe that bird did that dump all on its own in one go
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i don't know, Frank does not strike me as a generous lover
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
tracey looks like he's trying to do a favor to every showers-once-a-week-type guy by making them look good in comparison
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.” YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!” KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
oh.... oh! huh
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
you can tell this guy sat at home making creepy websites while all of his peers went to college parties holy shit lol
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
well that's usually a good thing. attagirl
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
real shit, u good tho?
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
hey i killed god for you please respond.
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
critical respect for the trigger dicipline
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
drafts check
i bet if ur a dog jacking off in the.mirror is so scary and hot
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hot take i think you need to have a pretty good reason to order food delivery
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i don't remember the difference between micro/ mini usb and i've used those plugs daily for 10+ years. peoples names never stood a chance
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ever meet a real stupid guy and think "damn i wonder how mega turbo stupid you were as a child?"
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cheese doesn't even come from just one place, the whole thing runs deep. a system of decentralized actors working to further their own interests
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"in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes"
and conveniently, you can escape taxes with one simple trick.
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
no money, just fix >:(
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Aida @aidap.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bluesky's Head of Trust and Safety handed his block list to a bot. 1,271 people blocked in eleven days. He says it never looks at who you are. Blocks are public, so I checked. Trans people were blocked at 2.5× the odds of everyone else, for posts of the same harshness. 🧵
Title card reading "Who the autoblocker blocked". Three figures: 1,271 accounts blocked in eleven days, against twelve in the two years before. 46% of the readable bulk-loaded accounts had never replied to, quoted or mentioned him this year. 2.5× the odds of being blocked for a trans-identified account, against others who wrote equally harsh posts. Below, a quote from Aaron Rodericks, 1 Oct 2026: "These do not factor in your bio or your identity. I have zero clue who you are."
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
ngl i thought someone had transvestigated a washing machine.
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
mgs fans be like "damn this gameplay is crazy" and then they're just watching 12 angry men
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
... what?
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Équipe Radar Love @midnightdorifto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
man’s desire for pleasure is endless and found in things like one box car full of toys and friends or a couple simply out for a drive. ESTIMA, a new concept wagon in a category all its own www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...
1995 Toyota Estima1995 Toyota Estima1995 Toyota Estima1995 Toyota Estima
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
hell yeah let it rip boyes!
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this is kind of like peering into an abyss but instead of it looking back you just get more upset by the second
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i bet he was very upset that people were happy when kirks head exploded.
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i get that, it's nornal. at least to me, its like an urge to want to be in control of when a good thing ends so it's not taken away from me by surprise. he sounds cool though. i hope that feeling passes
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i'm really looking forward to seeing how all the guys who have spent the last couple of years casually incorporating slurs into their vocabulary are going to rebrand once this cultural moment passes
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
who gives a shit?
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
all this brainpower, all these opposable thumbs, and yet i will never be as strong nor as long lived as the average tree
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it’s monday
an old photoshopped book cover 

Using computers 
to Kill God

azazel darkhorn
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i know how it feels, that bitch Merriam-Webster did this shit to me too, you suck a couple hundred guys off and all of a sudden you're a cocksucker [käk ˈsə-kər]
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Dragon "Gay'ed Too Close to the Sun" Fish @dragonfish.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This, the Ami, The new Twingo, and the Suzuki Lapin have got to be the most cheerful group of dorkuses in existence right now. Genuinely whimsy from a timeline that doesn't suck.
An orange round retro futuristic car which is the new 2CV pre production prototype. It is in a white room and has a chrome bumper with grey wheels.A citroen ami quadracycle in its signature grey plastic, but now with the facelift that makes it look more like a face. It has bar doors for an open air feel and a pulled back and rolled up soft top roof.A yellow new twingo hatch on a yellow bbackground. It looks cheerful, yet mischievous like a puppy about to steal your burger.A salmon and black hatchback on a sea side highway. It's face looks like its going "oh nooo"
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
we out here playing the worlds tiniest violin
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i got doom to run on your grandpas pacemaker
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
as a professional sound designer i can with a reasonably high degree of confidence say that the overlap is pretty substantial.
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
wait what. no... JESUS CHRIUST it is
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
they ran to cut in front of me in the line on top of everything else, and they smelled like shit. i feel a bit uncomfortable with how much scorn i judged them with, but like, come on.
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Fryda Wolff @frydawolff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nic Cage:
He continued: “How do you survive AI? Amazon is a very AI friendly company to the tune of 50 billion dollars invested to OpenAI. I am not an AI friendly actor. I didn’t sign the waiver to let them use AI on Spider-Noir. It’s kind of like I’m probably not going to be working with that studio again. But that’s OK. So I got to get with these young directors who are Gen Z and they’re going at it their own way, whether it’s through the YouTube culture or whatever it is. They’re doing it from scratch and by hand. I want to get with that.”
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🕷️turbo falcon 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yesterday someone in front of me in the grocery store spent a significant amount of time directing the cashier to the correct pack of cigs they wanted to buy, a pack of marlboro reds, and it really got to me for some reason.
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