Reposted by StephenMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 49163985390
Reposted by Stephenmaud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo 245201485094
Reposted by StephenMicah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026“how much shit can you deny yourself? cheese, gender, the fuck’s next?” truly humanity is a rich text 201458218
Reposted by Stephenrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026anyway the reason the Foreigners are so mad is that there's now a wavefront of fucked predictions moving at the speed of light from Earth, and no one's carefully worked-out universe is going to actually happen 5362
Reposted by Stephenrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026by ruining the universe's Cauchy surface, it changed the prediction task from an initial-value to a boundary problem and destroyed the possibility of any future Oracles 1352
Reposted by Stephenrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the reason the Eighth Oracle created a naked singularity is that the First Oracle had established a coarse-graining constant and alignment standard over potential trajectories, and the Eighth could no longer find any acceptable trajectories for mankind. 3361
Reposted by Stephenrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026their predictions need total causal isolation from the universe they predict, which is only available by dropping into a singularity 2321
Reposted by Stephenrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the reason the Oracles fling themselves into black holes once they have precomputed their lightcone is to avoid Godelian interference with its predicted trajectory 2771
Reposted by StephenThomas Noriega @nhomastoriega.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That's it, you're going on the List of Persons, Thieves and Broken-men (NLS 1.24.50) 13010
Reposted by StephenSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21592561700
Reposted by Stephen☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026still think I stand behind Tenet is Nolan’s best movie 186611
Reposted by StephenPenelopie l @penelopiebikes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026canada/usa zoning laws just makes everything a prison socially and kills any authentically grown community created stuff 0337
Reposted by StephenEmilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 06/10/2026#3479 This semicircle just tried to lick me 29925
Reposted by Stephenrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026reinstalling the consciousness of my Mentat from scratch because he got a virus browsing porn on the Akashic Record 32229
Reposted by Stephenemily blight 🐦⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 30/09/2026this show became one of the biggest pop cultural phenomenons of the last 100 years. 1684397
Reposted by Stephennanzhounoodles.bsky.social @nanzhounoodles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026YOU hate Nader for throwing the 2000 election. I hate Nader for ushering in the era of Consumer as a primary political identity, touting the tort system as an alternative to normal democratic deliberation, and making things generally work worse in the USA. 17578107
Reposted by Stephenrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024you hate ralph nader for throwing the 2000 election. i hate ralph nader for burning america's state capacity to the ground to establish a universal nonprofit veto over any affirmative program, however progressive. we're different. 211189179
Reposted by StephenNothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The 1939 Pontiac Ghost Car rmsothebys.com/auctions/sj1... 36923
Reposted by Stephenhikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 03/09/2026we really need a way to talk about entities that are narrative-shaped (text elementals, jpeg-artifacted reasoning-capable shards of the akashic library, whatever) that acknowledges how weird they are without papering that over with the implication that they're just little guys inside the computer 1938851
Reposted by StephenNatsuka @octopodeeznuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026logos golem -> lolem we're making that the official pronunciation of LLM now, instead of the old "el el em" 2194
Reposted by StephenDr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 27/09/2026stochastic parrot? tired. superintelligence? expired. wired? logos golem. h/t @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz 5619
Reposted by StephenDr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 27/09/2026eventually we will get around to posting my "remember who you are, liberal" essay as its own essay. until then go download the free pdf, and learn that the liberal faith imposes unconditional obligations on us: not just to respect freedom and equality as law, but to embody them in our own conduct.liberalcurrents.comThe Reconstruction PapersFor nearly a century, the conservative movement's white whale was the government the New Deal and the Great Society had built. Republicans chipped away at it but feared the political ramifications of ... 1519
Reposted by StephenVeronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Apparently Estelle is allowed to wake me up by cleaning my nostrils, but I am not allowed to sneeze. 1237219
Reposted by Stephenrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it isn't that there's no baby in that bathwater. there's a baby in that bathwater. it's just that it's a combination of baby, bathwater, and scorpions. 347242
Reposted by Stephenrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i think the closest analogy to 'what is going on at AI companies' is 'what was going on at JPL in the 1950s,' where communists, Satanists, swingers and adherents of a bizarre Russian Orthodox-adjacent techno-optimist microsect ended up doing a tremendous amount of important rocket science 23805146
Reposted by StephenJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time. 2643081496
Reposted by StephenEddie Current @cheatlines.co · 26/07/2023think this is my favorite image from the international space station... me and who lol 410010
Reposted by StephenTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 15/08/2023Airport security detected an ancient curse on my best talisman and the only Shaman available doesnt speak Pict. Unbelievable. 111142201
Reposted by StephenMorgan M Page @morganmpage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When Vincent Kartheiser (Pete from Mad Men) was a twink in the 90s he looked like a lesbian who cut a trail of ruin through a mid-size metropolitan area. 1637948
Reposted by StephenWarren Wells, AICP @warrenjwells.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It is truly crazy-making how many public health and climate researchers *do not seem to understand* the impact that cars have on the field they study. 1354768
Reposted by StephenErrai @errai.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Saw a guy walking by himself in the woods wearing a red shirt with “staff” written on it. One of mother Earth’s many employees I’d assume 010817
Stephen @tungol.org · 07/09/2026Ambiguous to me if it's meant to be "90% of information communicated is done non-verbally" or "90% of communication-related acts are non-verbal". Low-bandwith but common? Even then you'd have to really stretch to get to 90%. 000
Stephen @tungol.org · 04/09/2026I did this dialect quiz and it came back as basically "definitely not the south" 030
Reposted by StephenCars Ruin Cities @carabolitionist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Our generation is the only one with the correct amount of respect for the computer because until smartphones (and laptops that weren’t 10 pounds) became a thing, we usually needed to go to the Computer Shrine to use one. Put us in the proper mindset. 19916
Reposted by StephenWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/08/2026machine unlearning Montessori school for LLMs 1494
Reposted by StephenNurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026If your document contains any allegories, double meanings, or oblique allusions, be sure to save it in the Rich Text Format (.rtf) 223646
Reposted by StephenChris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026If you're not sleepy, you're not paying attention 115435
Reposted by StephenPpallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I have not been able to speak to the rivers after the last thylacine died in 1936, I can still speak with fungi, but I prefer not to. Their world is alien to me and their language is old and queer. Instead I focus on moderating a subreddit focused on pictures of greaser chicks. 023235
Reposted by StephenPpallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 02/10/2025The worst part about having a minor gas leak in your home that you refuse to fix due to an ongoing, morally justified, but nonetheless sexually charged, dispute with your neighbour is that it really colours how people judge your takes. They're prejudiced against new ideas you or your cat suggest. 0606
Reposted by StephenNatalia (娜塔莉) @wrycritic.bsky.social · 13/06/2026More astounding innovative palaeoart by Chinese graduate students. This time dinosaur dioramas locked in epoxy, with Tyndall effect (小红书: 念崽不会画画) 📍CAA Grad Show, Zhejiang Art Museum 221300432
Reposted by StephenBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Another of my favourite maps: Kentucky is the KFC in the Chef’s Frying Pan of the USA 016841
