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I write silly things

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"He likes to feel tall" (old sketch, not specifically related to today's reveals :p)
Samus outside of her suit letting Kirby ride where her helmet would be
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Alice the Pettable @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 03/08/2026
The only *guaranteed* piece of craft advice I can give -- I mean the advice that is universally applicable -- is that if you kill many other writers and eat their scribere gland (roughly the size of a black-eyed pea, so be careful not to damage it) then your prose will improve immensely
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Over a year ago, a Dutch frog science magazine emailed me asking if they could include my comic in their upcoming issue about dart frogs. They were interviewing the scientist who first described the blue poison dart frog; he had seen and liked the comic. They mailed me a copy, which just arrived:
Magazine coverInside pagesMore inside pages, including my comicBack cover
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Darrell Z. Grizzle @dzgrizzle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
(meme from Tumblr)
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Tswwwit @tswwwit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A white cat curled up in a cat tree
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
ⓘ Removed by Arthur
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
(1/2)
Page one of comic short story. (Three panels - Narrative description is written on the panels) SOME TOXIC WASTE SPILLED IN SOME GRASS. A couple people in hazmat suits are carrying a large container with a hazard ☢️ logo. There is a hole in the side and the container is leaking a trail of glowing green ooze. One of the hazmat people says, “oh crap.” MY DUMBASS CAT ATE THE GRASS. An orange cat a short distance away from the toxic waste facility is gnawing on some weird looking grass. NOW WE, LIKE, FIGHT CRIME I GUESS. A girl is riding on the back of the cat from the previous panel, which is now an enormous mutated beast with many eyes. It roars at the top of a skyscraper.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is running upstairs in a house, looking somewhat panicked. Panel 2: he opens the bedroom door. With a blank expression, he pauses. In his thought bubble, gears are turning. Panel 3: inquisitively, he thinks to himself, “why did I come upstairs again?” Behind him, crawling up the stairs in pursuit is a horrifying ghoulish monster with a long body and many legs.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/05/2026
and a very happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to you all
An illustration of the Glorious Twenty Fifth of May, with a banner saying Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably priced love! And a hard-boiled egg!

the background is a lilac blossom, a hard boiled egg and an ankh-morpork city watch badge
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Friday at last…
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ʜᴇʟʟ-DOPA @bowsnonk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
forged in fire
A gray polymer clay figurine of a fat cat, seated with left paw slightly raised
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Tswwwit @tswwwit.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
A gentle tap, the tip, a sweet caress, Desire clear, I take you elsewhere, honey Come with me to another time, and place Where you can spend all of your hard-earned money
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Tswwwit @tswwwit.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I clearly need to start a new writing project because the creative itch is going WILD. I saw a post about accidentally hitting an ad on your phone and wrote a short erotic poem about it. This is not the behavior of a stable person.
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pikat @pikat.io · 01/05/2026
drew a car
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Polychrome @hyalopterous.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,
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pikat @pikat.io · 03/04/2026
clodsquire is going into battle
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Yod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
one of the finest posts of all time
yoshimi red
@yoshimired.bsky.social
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective?
Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay
Imao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Everybody can reply
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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 29/03/2026
#cats
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 15/03/2026
*pounds table* IDES IDES IDES
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
IT IS TIME The man looked up from his beach chair. "Really?" He said. "I've only just retired." Death held up a timer. A single grain was about to fall. And then... It didn't. CURIOUS Vetinari shrugged. "I've only just discovered drinks with little umbrellas. I'll let it fall in a bit" 1/17
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Émilie Bourgeois 🩷🤍🧡 @hellopuns.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
“But wehhh, I have to use AI to make my storyyy” I just dropped a 60-page Garfield manga featuring all 118 current periodic table elements, which I researched individually for each design. AI’s NEVER going to give you that and I require way less water
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tameflowers.bsky.social @tameflowers.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
this one is called goose horse
a four-legged ceramic goose, standing on the dashboard of a car
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Bismuth Tales || Once Glorious Artahk Dev @bismuthtales.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
After 5 years of work, Once Glorious Artahk is available now on Steam!! 🧭Explore the ruins of an ancient city 🧩Solve mind-bending puzzles 📖Uncover ancient lore (90+ short stories!) ✨Restore light to a starless sky store.steampowered.com/app/3390310/... #indiegame #gaming #puzzlegame #solodev
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Once Glorious Artahk on Steam
Explore the ruins of an ancient city. Solve puzzles to unlock new paths, abilities, and forgotten lore. Read the lost stories you uncover to gain insight into a tangled web of mysteries. Using only yo...
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S ∆ R E N ✦ 杰敏 ✦ KICKSTARTER!!! @sarenstone.com · 01/01/2026
I was compelled to redraw this. Happy New Year! Let us survive together.
A redraw of the quoted meme. Cheats, a bot with an orange helmet and a fluffy coat, holds his hand open toward the camera, palm upturned. Poorly done text overlays the image saying: let's survive 2026 together.
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therese_nothing @tiinamenzel.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
bye 2025👋
3 panel-comic of a black cat that is sitting close to the number 2025, then looks at it and then pushes it down, so that 2025 drops from the table.
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wren @wrenanigans.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
where i create from
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
IT IS TIME. Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
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skoOoOoOoOops @sko0ps.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
An urgent message is sent by delivery raven (a la Game of Thrones). The royal recipient is concerned. Below cursive script, crude raven scrawl has been added to the scroll: “feed food gud ravin”
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Disco Elysium screenshot, wherein I am extremely rude to Harry (who I would... maybe?... date? but it isn't his looks it's more that he's self-destructive and also wearing piss-stained trousers)

Dialog as follows:

MIRROR - What are you doing with your die, why is your shirt hanging open like laundry on the line...

What does it even *mean*? What is the message you're trying to convey?

YOU - I'm twenty years old. My breasts are juicy and succulent. I am a god damn verdant field waiting to be ploughed, in a *tired 5 acres and an aging mule* kind of way. I possess a certain charm.

MIRROR - That might have been true thirty years ago, but the plot is fallow and the farmer left you for a larger, newer, factory-owned operation.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Impossible: Failure] - It's too late. Like an illuminated masterpiece by the modern master Thomas Kinkade, your value isn't what it used to be. You're dusty, poorly framed, and have lost the fleeting, almost quixotic appeal you had in the 90's.

The jugs have been milked, and you're no dairy maid. You're the mule.
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/10/2025
damn. hoping it at least signifies something
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 30/09/2025
truth coming out of her well to shame mankind
a frog holds itself upright while poking its upper body out of a manhole cover set in a pavement or road
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Literally Miguel 🇻🇪 @literallymiguel.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
the new prehistoric croc is so cute and only one apples tall so i drew it getting absolutely decimated by a raindrop
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 20/09/2025
in every home with more than one cat, there is one who wants nothing but to be left in peace, and one who is dedicated to making sure that never happens
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vill @villtura.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
my fav metroidvania gals #metroid #silksong
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The roaring Uni appeared.
Uni dressed as the Knight from Deltarune, standing proudly.
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Spider Man and Sauron meme

YOU HAVE FULL CONTROL OF THE NARRATIVE! YOU COULD
USE IT TO ADVANCE THE PLOT!

vs
BUT I DON'T WANT TO ADVANCE THE PLOT. I WANT
THE CHARACTERS TO FUCK

I am on Sauron’s side obvs
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tonči zonjić @tozo.today · 26/07/2025
some more helpful reminders from 2016 me who knew more than i do now #reruns
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
If something needs doing and one person has a cat on their lap and the other person doesn't, the other person does the thing. This is the Rule of the Becatted
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Mike Melton @mikemelton.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Velvet-purple Coronet, sticking its tongue out at me. At @montezumalodge.bsky.social #Colombia #birds #hummingbirds
A small, vividly colored hummingbird with iridescent purple and blue feathers perches on a textured branch. Its head is dark, almost black, and it has a long bill and it's sticking its tongue out.
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