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Florens_ex_Machina 🏳️‍⚧️

@flomachina.bsky.social
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Late 30s Autistic Jewish Trans Dykefag Philadelphian - MINORS DNI 🔞

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Florens_ex_Machina 🏳️‍⚧️ @flomachina.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
OK I gotta get off Bsky again lol this shit sucks sorry
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A Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
She has a certain… Jamiro-c’est-quai.
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A Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Everything bagel seasoning is Jewish furikake.
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Negative Zero @valterra.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
i got the room deposit is paid & im sending rent tomorrow ill have $12 left for the month afterwards & i need help to move in & pay 1st months utilities my goal is $600 which should cover everything please help if youre able, im almost safe!❤️ ¢ashapp= $ValterraBella √enmo= @VeeBeeExx
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
f4ther1ess on tumblr writes:
online puppy girls are just nintendogs for doms

f4ther1ess writes again:
no one understands my contemplative genius but athens hated socrates too
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Florens_ex_Machina 🏳️‍⚧️ @flomachina.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Nope, I was wrong, giving a beautiful MILF a creampie while her husband was downstairs fixed me
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Lora Bites ✨ @lorabites.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Im philadelphia sober (quit smoking weed but still drinking and smoking cigarettes)
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Florens_ex_Machina 🏳️‍⚧️ @flomachina.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
After a couple weeks away this has been ringing truer than ever and the dive my libido has taken for not being constantly exposed to beautiful gay freaks all day is staggering.
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Florens_ex_Machina 🏳️‍⚧️ @flomachina.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I think I'm gonna take bsky off my phone a couple days. Peace out 🙏💛
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𝔅𝔏𝔒𝔒𝔇 𝔅ℑ𝔗ℭℌ 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 18/12/2025
calling ourselves transsexual won't make them not hate us? wow it's almost like it's not *for* them
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Florens_ex_Machina 🏳️‍⚧️ @flomachina.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The actual reason I need a domme is so there's someone around who will slap the phone out of my fuckin hands until I get brekkies and coffee in me Still going through it but I have a fuckin Grip now
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🔞🫀Kasifel🫀 ~ for Dolly @kasifel.gay · 16/12/2025
I am begging you to please not play this game Genuinely, please, this is important to me. Look I love Fortnite, I used to play it a bunch. I know it has had problems before, and I know it continues to, but please. If I see you playing it, it's gonna break my heart.
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Florens_ex_Machina 🏳️‍⚧️ @flomachina.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I guess sometimes you don't understand how bad you had it and how fucked up your parents screwed the pooch on raising you until you're the same age as them and faced with similar circumstances.
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Omar Sakr @omarsakr.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Everyone knows about Ahmed al-Ahmad, the Syrian Muslim migrant who took down one gunman. Another man, a Middle Eastern refugee, ran into a firefight and kicked the gun away from the other gunman. Police shot him, and bystanders kicked him in the head while he was down, thinking he was the terrorist.
Headline: Bondi bystander who ran towards gunman facing deportation

The refugee worked his way towards the footbridge using cars and trees for cover, before kicking the weapon away from the shot gunman.
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A Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
“Kristallnacht hasn’t happened yet, but they keep trying to make it happen. Also you have to go to work and pay bills.”
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JAQQQLN 🐇 🔞 @jaqqqln.gay · 21/09/2024
I wanna be *now with alt text*
A comic.
1: 1987
10-year old Jaq (in the form of a blobbly li'l male person) draws a Garfield & thinks "I wanna be a world-famous cartoonist!

2: 1995
18-year old Jaq (same blobby male, a bit more desheveled) drawing a comic page taped to a drafting table thinking "I wanna be a fairly well-known comic artist"

3: 2002
25-year old Jaq (looking quite desheveled) drawing more & thinking "I wanna marginally get by in comics"

4: 2013
36-year old Jaq, surrounded by comic pages, drinking Rum from the bottle, looking defeated "I wanna not become entirely irrelevant, forgotten, and destroyed by comics."

5: 2017
40-year old Jaq in a blobby crumpled hear surrounded by pages & liquor bottles "I wanna die"

6: 2019
42-yr old Jaq, still a blobby male but a li'l more cleaned up, next to a recycling bin full of liquor bottles "I wanna be... a girl??"

7: 2023
46-year old Jaq, now a full-figure, non-blobby lady, mellow & smiling "I wanna be a bunny"
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Scarciti @scarciti.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
puppy bathroom lovers
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Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Also, this prepared post from the Equality Caucus not having a single word for the people in their own party who ensured this bill would pass is making me see through time with rage. Just abject cowards with Adobe Photoshop where their spines should be.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The Art of Seduction
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it
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🌑 @fell.energy · 16/12/2025
you are not owed the affection of your children, but they are owed yours. if this seems unfair to you you are not fit to have kids. they don't get the choice that you do
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
most of my opinions are from wise experts who would have to suck dick for money if youtube pulled all the licensing on Clair de Lune
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Florens_ex_Machina 🏳️‍⚧️ @flomachina.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
FAT GIRL TITT IES *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
Florens' boobs unfiltered
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Rocked up to my friend's bar where apparently they were hosting an OG Splatoon tournament and like. You know how people will say they're a New York 10 or California 8. I found out I'm a Wii U Owner 11. The entire size chart of triforce hoodies was lined up to give me their friend codes.
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Chaireth, but if she were a Leinth @catsharkchaireth.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I know many things are awful but here is one genuinely useful and helpful thing you can do. No matter their party, your representative needs to hear that trans people and our families are not alone and this bill is an unjustifiable and extreme threat to criminalize the health care we need to live.
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THE HOUSE THAT PEED BLOOD🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I fucking hate to do this again, but I can't get any of my back SSI/SSDI funds anytime soon while looking for a new social worker and will be absolutely broke during the holidays. I also need $80 for my share of the utilities, which is more important. Please help if you can. Venmo: @susantkeiser
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Doc Vivi's Personal Account @personalvivi.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the core motivation of the modern reactionary right is "my children are my property and should be legally obligated to obey me until I die"
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Dyke Spiegel @cowgirlshebop.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
If you aren’t willing to go ass to mouth, do you actually love her?
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Mick Foley has parted ways from the WWE because of their close ties with Trump.
Mick foley While I have been concerned about WWE's close relationship with Donald Trump for several months
— especially in light of his administration's ongoing cruel and inhumane treatment of immigrants (and pretty much anyone who "looks like an immigrant") — reading the President's incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner's death is the final straw for me.
I no longer wish to represent a company that coddles a man so seemingly void of compassion as he marches our country towards autocracy.
Last night, I informed @WWE talent relations that I would not be making any appearances for the company as long as this man remains in office.
Additionally, I will not be signing a new Legends deal when my current one expires in June. I love WWE, will always treasure my time with them, and I am deeply appreciative for all the opportunities they afforded me. But, in the words of Popeye the sailor, "I stands all I can stands, and I can't stands no more."
28 minutes ago
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Aster @aster-ology.northsky.social · 16/12/2025
Honestly, we need more real freak shit on the web, everything is posted on platforms run by the worst people and the algorithms dominate how we form discussions and community and it’s kinda all in the worst way possible? I dunno, I really want to see the freak shit corners to blossom into something.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/12/2025
the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them
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FiFi Squeaks🏳️‍⚧️ Mousegirl Vtuber @fifisqueaks.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
🏳️‍⚧️🐭This Week's Stream Schedule🐭🏳️‍⚧️ Tonight, we're holding a community reward stream. Just chill, chat, and listen to music. Then we finish #dispatch on Wednesday and more #gbvsr on Sunday. Hope to see you there! #fifistreams #twitch #mousegirl #black #trans #furry
Stream schedule for twitch.tv/fifisqueaks. The background says FiFi and Stream Schedule for 12/15 - 12/21. It features a black mouse girl with a curvy figure and a stunning burgundy dress and an afro. Monday Chill 'n Chat (6:30pm CST), Wednesday Dispatch (6:30pm CST), Sunday Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising (1:30pm CST)
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Florens_ex_Machina 🏳️‍⚧️ @flomachina.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Holiday party at the union hall ~ 💃💛
Florens stands in her living room in a red mesh dress with a dense flower pattern, white shoes, white belt with satchelClose up of Florens in red lipstick
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It's more of a bouncy palace. @mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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Mae Dean @maegodhavemercy.com · 15/12/2025
I know I seem like a broken record, and I apologize for it, but I don’t know what to do. We need to get some more money to our landlord today to stay on the payment plan he set for us, and we desperately need your help. PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
paypal.me
Pay Real Life Comics using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/maegodhavemercy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Florens_ex_Machina 🏳️‍⚧️ @flomachina.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
It's pretty gouache perhaps to blame all my problems with my mother but she really spent our entire lives operating under "crossing personal boundaries constantly is how you show someone that you love them" in the real small subtle ways that don't fuck you up until later.
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
hey everyone, transfemme poster & author lottie L / frog K here. i'm broke, unemployed, winter's hard for gig shit, and me & my similarly broke/less online gf both need money for medicine that medicaid don't cover need about $150-200 <3 cash.app/$asimplefrog ko-fi.com/frogk tyty
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/12/2025
the entire debate cis people have about trans people is moronic to start but it’s also a debate most trans people don’t care about, being that if we are viewed as “real women or men” or not. no one gives a fuck. it changes nothing about the reality that transitioning rocks
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💽💜DIFER 𝄀 𝄂𝄃𝄂 𝄃𝄀𝄂 𝄂𝄀𝄀 𝄂 @diferartz.copperyarn.xyz · 01/12/2025
First NSFW comic I do in a while don’t let it flop!!
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
chat i sputtered
someone on x posted: @grok This is Jeopardy! Clue: Famously, this man is widely known as "a pedophile with no friends”

and @grok truthfully replied: Who is Elon Musk?
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A Somm Called SURGE🇵🇭🇺🇸 @lordbullgod.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
When “Hey Santa” by Wilson Philips plays, I add a third “Hey Santaaaa!” during the hook, but in the style of Lou Costello screaming “Heyy Abbottttttt!!” I also think of @flomachina.bsky.social enjoying this (maybe)
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13/12/2025
cis men: yeah it takes me longer than 30 seconds to cum 😏 trans women: yeah it takes me shorter than 30 minutes to cum 😏
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