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migue, new moon 🌙 @llimonet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I learned what glomp was by explanation and not by exposure: the academisation of millennial culture is starting now

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I could demonstrate so much color change in limewater with that thing

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Are you going to use it?" Mind your own business, David.

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A problem I have with hookas, bongs, and rigs is that I am a scientist and pretty glassware is pretty. Pretttttyyyyy

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2024

I just need to _____ meme about getting a cross breeze going

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Reina Hardy @reina.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I need a good toddler book about the periodic table of the elements STAT. My two year old just learned all the symbols in the Moon and Serpent Magical alphabet for some reason and is even using them in rudimentary spells. I need to distract him.

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I was going to write something sarcastic like "why do I have to wait for a doctor's appointment if it's a Wednesday?" But the article is about how some dude with a Linux phone pays more because he can't load the bus app, which is extremely funny.

Guardian letter headline: why do i have to pay for buses if I don't use a smartphone? Picture of the side of a bus with a person inside

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Bluesky is dying” yeah cool that just means more mushrooms will grow

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

*sweating tootsily, gritted teeth* For now.....

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I could for my existing agonies but that feels like cheating. And I have the high ground!

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Workplace. I'm showing willing and trying to model good behavior and have the Obi Wan moral high ground.

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

... omg it's at least as bad for both of us omg fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

....later, when you ask me why it took so long to realize I was autistic, I'll tell you there were simply ~no~ signs.

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

would you make samwise gamgee wear sensible loafers all day jfc, when you say my feet must suffer this is who you're saying it to

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LOTR: Samwise Gamgee's Knowing Look

Alt: LOTR: Samwise Gamgee's Knowing Look, sad lip trembling

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

And I can't wear crocs due to politics

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is there a hot toe syndrome so i can cite reasonable adjustments at work to have open toes I KNOW I'M A SCIENCE TEACHER, THE RISK OF NO TOES IS WORTH A CERTAINTY OF COOL TOES

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

God: I gave you flight, but I had to take away your hands Bird: was that necessary? *bat lands on table, chews a strawberry* God: it was, yeah *dragonfly lands nearby on all six legs* God: Bird: just be real with me

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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Some favorites are Scarlet Hollow, I Was A Teenage Exocolonist, Sargent Squidley: Space Cop!, Hatoful Boyfriend, and in a different way Powerwash Simulator, and in an even more different way, Dropsy.

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I play a lot of extremely well written games and this is S tier

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026

please...for my birthday...like to charge, repost to cast...

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

just on every drug at the same time, terminally seeking more stimulation, slutting around, adhd to the gills, openly bisexual, fearless

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Electrochemistry is one of my favorites, i LOVE that guy.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In 2018 I wrote an hour-long comedy show about mental health, toxic masculinity, and how close the world has come to nuclear war. I think those things share a LOT of traits. Running through the show was the story of Stanislav Petrov, who saved the world on this day in 1983 youtu.be/kU9_3bOe_8I

youtu.be

Guy Kelly's Letter of Last Resort - Full Show

YouTube video by Guy Kelly

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail.

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have no memory of skeeting "kissable" but fuck me if I'm not right!

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Paper airplanes folded by LBJ. An old but spritely cat that spots a spider on the carpet. A time travelling yellow jacket. Dust.

Good housekeeping headline: 5 antiques pros say ate going to fly off the shelves this fall

There's a picture of a room that's thinking about mid-century modern under a pile of copper and fleece. Real minecraft material vibes. And two fiddle leaf figs in one plant. I hate those things, i just kill them, i cant keep doing this

Do you think they make headlines like this to trap dad jokers into sending the link to family to make a pun

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Snakes regurge. Probably right before a shower or bath.

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Regurgitate like an owl pellet. Fluids get dealt with by the connected bloodstreams in the shared ur-body.

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Today a completely nonverbal student wrote me a note in lesson asking if i could help them switch classes in another subject and it was like a butterfly landed on me, I felt so trusted. And easy enough to sort out, especially when you consider how much it must have bothered them to reach out first

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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

think safety 🍅

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Um, acktshually, a genetic mutation explains all cancers. Every cancer. Sooooooo

Time headline. Picture of a toddler's x-ray with a flat battery or magnet in their esophagus. Two purple hands touch it. Headline: A genetic mutation may help explain lung cancer in nonsnokers

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pathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Bespoke music for every equation, that's a great feat for you.

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