Reposted by respect buttonNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is Miyamoto. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2 is cancelled. I need some time to relax and bounce on dick. I'll release new games when I feel like it. 241139266
Reposted by respect buttonjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026there should be a VR game where if you die in the game it fucking detonates the battery on the headset 2840315
Reposted by respect buttonMedia in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Repost if your account is a safe space I drink Soda I eat Pizza 🥤🍕 9465158
Reposted by respect buttonMASON9000 @mason9000.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If a hot dog brings pleasure, should a person seek another hot dog? 🌭 011
Reposted by respect buttonMedia in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 21/08/2026 110712
Reposted by respect buttonJordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/07/2026If I die in anyway that makes news, please don’t write about me like this. 2013067383
Reposted by respect buttonNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Friend (Normie comedy fan): There's nothing funnier than slipping on a banana peel. LOL! Me: (into intellectual dark comedy) And Dying 71002206
Reposted by respect buttononion person @junlper.beer · 19/06/2026liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth: 45895151218
Reposted by respect buttonMedia in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/06/2026people who ask for the edit button to be added on bluesky 841147
Reposted by respect buttonDisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Diversity Win! Disney announces that Marfalump, their disgusting Pepsi addicted cockroach, is a little bicurious 7650193
respect button @tricolored.bsky.social · 19/05/2026this is what they force new yorkers to watch everyday since Zohran became mayor 020
Reposted by respect buttonDisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Burgers got me moaning and squirting 131467490
Reposted by respect buttonChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Goku when he starts training with King Kai. 037545
Reposted by respect buttonGoop 🇵🇸 @goopstic.bsky.social · 19/04/2026One day I'll get around to drawing every princess from this game, in the meantime have a Specter 👻 #slaytheprincess #art 26120
respect button @tricolored.bsky.social · 18/04/2026bluesky war strategy: don’t fight your enemy, just make lego ai propaganda 🤯🤯 010
Reposted by respect buttonjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/04/2026strait of hormuz updatemedia.tenor.combugs bunny and daffy duck are standing next to a sign that says duck rabbit on itALT: bugs bunny and daffy duck are standing next to a sign that says duck rabbit on it 191819427
respect button @tricolored.bsky.social · 09/04/2026went to moid town and they all said they knew you 030
Reposted by respect buttonMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you 444639874
Reposted by respect button🇯🇵 🎃 American Jack-O'Lantern 🎃 🏳️🌈 @jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 24/03/2026the soul of charlie kirk when sora gets shut downmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character is standing in front of a rainbow in a candy land .ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a rainbow in a candy land . 4889822532
Reposted by respect buttonthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/03/2026The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit 126162143985
Reposted by respect buttononion person @junlper.beer · 28/02/2026getting word iran launching strikes on mr beast land in saudi arabia source tells me mr beast land is stable please god 261727101
Reposted by respect buttonSorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Never forget who you’re fighting for. 45110122800
Reposted by respect buttonMr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 10/02/2026Hey, excited to introduce myself. I’m the guy at YouTube who set it up so when you watch a video labelled “Episode 8” the next video to play is “Episode 11.” I get paid $200,000 a year and my children don’t talk to me 111182227
Reposted by respect buttonScotty @sulfursurfer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026When I propose to my ai chatbot girlfriend but nvidia stock plummetsmedia.tenor.coma close up of a girl 's face with the words sicks17 tumblr visibleALT: a close up of a girl 's face with the words sicks17 tumblr visible 3437126
respect button @tricolored.bsky.social · 23/01/2026this might be the hardest album cover of all time... #nooticing 021
Reposted by respect buttonThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/01/2026Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-t... 443183264
Reposted by respect buttonAstaghfirullah! @nachomegafart.bsky.social · 17/12/2025just got this random joker in balatro... #goonicide #balatro #suchislife 011
Reposted by respect buttonnormal well-adjusted human being @rhymeswithk.bsky.social · 07/12/2025 426269
