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Tree Person 🌲

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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Tree Person 🌲 @treeperson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Maybe the real socialism all along was the enemies we made along the way
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is why we internet
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Parisians dressed their dogs up for Paris Fashion Week. Video via @reuters.com
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 05/10/2026
Convinced that mRNA vaccines are gonna go down in history like the invention of antibiotics
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 05/10/2026
We’re moving 10,000 low-income children off the child care voucher waitlist — at absolutely no cost to their families. Eligible families with children ages 6 weeks to 13 years, and through age 19 for children with special needs, will be invited to apply for a voucher on a rolling basis.
Mayor Mamdani and others make an announcement at a podium with signage that reads “Child Care for all”Children hold hands in front of signage that reads “Child Care for all”
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/10/2026
who up pondering their spooky orb
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wage growth just keeps slowing. And yes, wages are rising slower than prices, and no, that's not how economic growth is meant to work.
Line chart titled "Nominal wage growth is slowing" showing year-over-year growth in average hourly earnings of private-sector workers. Wage growth has declined steadily from a peak of 5.9% in early 2022 to 3.0% in September 2026, the slowest rate in the series. This nearly 3 percentage point drop over four and a half years indicates significantly cooler labor market conditions, with the deceleration accelerating in recent months as growth fell from the 3.7-3.9% range in 2025 to the low 3% range currently.
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Margot Finn @eicathomefinn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'More than 400 people, most of them children, have been detained in France on Tuesday after teenagers across the country blockaded their schools in protest at class sizes, teacher shortages and long timetables.'
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Hundreds detained as student protests across France turn violent
More than 400 detained as police and students clash over class sizes, exhausting timetables and staff shortages
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Tree Person 🌲 @treeperson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They should have nationalized the banks, jailed their executives, and given bailout money to the people in need instead
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
over the next few years you are going to see kids posting infinite variations of “millennials always wait until the end of the transaction to scan their card 🙄” and it is your sacred duty to not let that turn you into a turbochud
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 27/09/2026
"differently abled" is a very funny phrase because it implies the person either has a disability or has superpowers, either way you gotta be nice to them
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WOW incredible story
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The chyron says it all
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/09/2026
what is a cat's favorite handheld gaming device? a sony pspspspspspspspspspspsp
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
somehow the greatest anecdote that explains all politics
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
HONHONHONHONHON
two little dark wooden sculptures of two sneaky monks, hunched over creeping to the right, on a white background, the left one is holding an emoji of a wine and baguette, the right one an emoji of a cheese
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That tree guy 𓅃 @somearborist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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🌑 @fell.energy · 18/09/2026
guys what if a boy was actually a girl. lets commit civilizational suicide
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet.
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Tree Person 🌲 @treeperson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve become increasingly disconnected from online culture over the past year, and unfortunately one of the last big things I remember is the Aella bday gangbang sankey
Aellas birthday gangbang sankey diagram
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 15/09/2026
There’s obviously a lot going on right now, but a Russian oligarch bankrolling the wedding of the president’s son is the kind of story that should dominate headlines in any functioning political culture.
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
one of my cis dude friends asked what locktober is in the vc and without missing a beat another cis dude friend goes "locktober is like toyotathon for people who like to put penises in jail"
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when I was a much younger man I had a habit of trying to convince conspiracy theorists I met of even crazier theories. if they denied the moon landing, I'd try to convince them the moon itself was a hoax, etc. Starting to worry that might have done lasting harm.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i dont want to speak for anyone but i think if i were a trans person id be sick of every election being about where im allowed to poop or if i can play games with friends or if i can read books to children. id probably be pretty upset and frustrated and disappointed at this point ngl
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Brando Simeo Starkey @brandostarkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We have a democracy with a major political party that is defined by its inability to meet the basic requirements of maintaining a democracy.
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That tree guy 𓅃 @somearborist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Tree Person 🌲 @treeperson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We are conducting the worlds largest attempt to see if we can replace culture with marketing and PR Is it working?
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
i think america forcing a national cult of mourning around 9/11 while simultaneously using it as a cause de guerre to kill and displace millions globally, thereby over time turning their own tragedy into an object of ridicule is just about the most american thing to have ever happened
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/07/2023
Doctor: Great job, you've been born. You're a natural. Now, press [A] repeatedly to cry. Right, just like that. As a baby, crying is one of your most useful abilities
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The reason why they think their voters are this dumb and gullible is because they are.
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Zack Whittaker @zackwhittaker.com · 09/09/2026
Watching this Apple event tout how iPhones will soon be able to record ambient audio/conversations and transcribe "high level notes" for you. It's billed as private and end-to-end encrypted, but I think the bigger harm is the normalization of always-listening devices. It's creepy and not normal.
a screenshot from an iPhone and Apple Watch showing "recaps" of conversations from ambient audio.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 09/09/2026
Professor Oak from Pokemon FireRed, but he's saying "My name is PROFESSOR SOAK"
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Dustin Moskovitz @moskov.goodventures.org · 09/09/2026
📺 Welcome back to AI Safety Week on the Bluesky Network! If you're just tuning in: an Anthropic pretraining researcher has resigned, warning the labs are "gambling with our lives"; agents have recently been spotted outside their sandboxes (again!); and one $2T IPO is proceeding as scheduled.
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 09/09/2026
If apple doesn't announce foldable iphones, we shouldnt let that stop us from folding them
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Everyone really needs to get better at not engaging with right wing rage bait, the right just has guys whose whole job is to clip shit out of context and I see people who should know better fall for that shit.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/09/2026
putting off sunday chores is goated when long holiday weekend is the vibe
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whimsy is actually a form of resistance against a world that wants us to be miserable. Says Skeletor trying to keep the whimsy even when the world is truly miserable.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 06/09/2026
Reaction videos are just pre-chewed food for GenZ
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Ramen Junkie @ramenjunkie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
All of our grandparents who fought in WW2 died and suddenly people are all, "Maybe the Nazis had a point."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/09/2026
Shivam (@itsshivamsaxena) on twitter: "Women before makeup vs Women after makeup"
[Side-by-side photos of a wrinkled burger on a paper wrapper and a perfectly smooth burger in a cardboard box.]

Dete-ny, Dete-fend, Dete-pose (@NxtDeterio) quote-tweets: "an American explaining their misogyny: imagine 2 burgers"
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Tree Person 🌲 @treeperson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sounds like an oppression of corporations freedom of speech. Time to start blasting
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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 04/09/2026
lets not forget about mud germans (the english)
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