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He/Him, Neutral-Okay. Ovalevacantist. Entering my Wife Guy Era and I plan to be insufferable about it. Sometimes I make bread. Journey before destination, you bastards 🧯

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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're ten years into this and I still find it striking the degrees to which political reporters will go (esp at the NYT) to be deferential to Trump in a way they would never ever do for anyone else, least of all a Democrat
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the glory of multicultural civilization.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm a gold-star atheist, 'the Enlightenment didn't go far enough', 'astrology isn't just a bit of fun its an insult to human intelligence'-ass shape rotator and yet I will ALWAYS buy a Scrub Daddy and a Scrub Mommy together so they don't get lonely.
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This fucking rocks, dude. I expect to be seeing ads about this by the end of the week
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the thing about Trump we know from an entire lifetime of him building things is that he can post about how his arch has gun turrets and death rays and a rocket launcher and then when it's built it'll just be a guy up there with finger guns making pew pew sounds
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
TIL my wife didn’t know what Isekai is
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
we should formalize this for maximum discourse damage. Souls are real but original-sin means the AI souls are better
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay I’ve made some stupid-looking maps for like D&D games and stuff but you’re telling me this was something that actually went into a published work. *Really*
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026
i am genuinely bewildered by people who say that the rise of white nationalism in the republican party is a response to the "woke left." like, did the woke left cause pat buchanan's 1992 presidential campaign? is the woke left why steve king had a long career in congress?
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I knew that cookie recipe didn’t have enough salt.
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Goddamn something needs to happen soon because goddamn does this website need a palate cleanser Can we get a redo of the World Cup? How long would that take to set up, a week?
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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 15/09/2026
The problem is that "while you weren't looking the tech industry was comprehensively taken over by a cult based around a piece of Harry Potter fanfic" is self-evidently an absolutely ridiculous claim that can't possibly have happened, which is a real problem given that it 100% did happen.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
the truly crazy making part of all of this is that voter fraud EFFECTIVELY DOES NOT EXIST. you have a better chance of finding an actual leprechaun at the end of the rainbow than of finding evidence of voter fraud that influences an election
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This video lowered my blood pressure
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
To answer the headline question: because ordering the last 6 million pounds would have just been too on the nose?
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just a very refreshing honesty there. "hell yeah I'm doing sin, I'm not being morally upright at all, now take this sticky rice ball and don't say shit"
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey I know that gas station
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why do they always insist on using his middle initial. What other guy are we gonna confuse him with.
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is basically how all populism operates.
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
/comes scrambling back to the podium, grabs mic paleolithicc
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The obvious shit aside, that description is entirely nonsense. That’s not /at all/ what the Starship Troopers uniform looked like. Troopers didn’t do the asymmetric jacket, it was a double-breasted coat over a shirt and tie. This is just a blatant Galactic Empire ripoff
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Davis X. Machina @ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, and two orders of whatever that is - it looks delicious."
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 03/09/2026
bernie sanders wants to "ban artificial superintelligence"? headline that 'old man yells at Claude'
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A bit more than a decade ago, Florida passed a bipartisan law, sponsored by a woman who'd go on to be DeSantis' Lieutenant Governor, which offered in-state tuition to Dreamers and other undocumented youth. It's depressing how quickly the pendulum swung towards total exclusion.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In July, a new ICE agent with a history of domestic violence and mental illness killed a man in Maine who even ICE admits posed no threat to him. Now we know that internal whistleblowers at ICE were sounding the alarm about the agency utterly disregarding normal hiring rules.
In the wake of a hiring surge last summer, an official in charge of evaluating new recruits to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement issued a dire warning.

The Trump administration, he wrote in a memo, was cutting corners, violating the law and fast-tracking unqualified, “improperly vetted” candidates into ICE’s ranks, part of a dangerous move that exposed the agency — and its law enforcement operations — to “grave national security risks.”

Citing an “unprecedented lowering of standards,” the career ICE official said that “systemic breakdowns” had allowed applicants to receive job offers before they had passed basic fingerprint, identity or credit checks in a preliminary vetting process. Political appointees had unjustly skirted background investigations and received national security eligibility.
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Guy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He was asked for comment
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WildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 02/09/2026
you say this but the glonzo you have is actually a face-eating leopard which you are training for battle
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Amongst every other thing wrong with this, I’m not looking forward to any renewal of the “modern workers are paid less than Bob Cratchit (if you adjust for inflation incorrectly)!!” Discourse
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/08/2026
Stolen from discord memes channel
Nine-panel Calvin and Hobbes strip, edited.

Panel 1: A bespectacled doctor in a white coat leans over a desk, holding out a small box to Calvin. "Put your right hand in the box."

Panel 2: Calvin, clutching Hobbes, looks up warily. "What's in the box?" The doctor, hand resting on the box: "Pain."

Panel 3: Calvin howls, "Why are you doing this??" The doctor answers with eyes closed and a faint smile: "An animal in a trap will gnaw off its own leg to escape. What will you do?"

Panel 4: Cut to the waiting room. Calvin's mum sits in a chair reading a magazine. From off-panel: "No need to call for help. Your mother is behind that door. None will get past her."

Panel 5: Mum reads on, magazine raised. She whispers: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration…"

Panel 6: A jagged burst of shouting from off-panel: "NO!! I'll never cooperate, you hideous bug-eyed freak! NEVER!!" Mum has not moved.

Panel 7: More shouting: "You can contain my BODY, but you can't chain my SPIRIT! Walls can't confine it! Laws can't restrain it! You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its calls!!" Mum is staring blankly ahead

Panel 8: Enormous block letters fill the panel — "AAAAAGHHHHHHHHH" — as mum is shocked out of the chair, which tips over backwards.

Panel 9: Outside, mum stands, looking down at Calvin. "What did the Reverend Mother say?" Calvin, striding in: "All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence."
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You know a heist is next level when the quantity is given in units you don’t normally associate with the item When was the last time you saw beer measured in *pounds*?
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Look, one of these days Axios is going to be right about this and you are going to be sorry. Not because Axios was right, but because you've been dead for at least three or four decades. But your ghost is gonna be, like, "oh, damn, broken clock, huh?"
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Constantine @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Kakistocracy? ✅ Kleptocracy? ✅ Autocracy? ✅ MassiveFragileMasculineDickwadsWhoAreAllEmotionallyTwelveocracy✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Do fascists believe in the 'self evident' truth of the equality of all men? Very much no - indeed, the rejection of this point is core to their ideas. Do they think people have individual rights? Also very much no! Do fascists favor pluralism and individual expression? Nope, they hate that too.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This position - that fascism is somehow super-liberalism rather than anti-liberalism - has always struck me as silly to the point of childishness. Which liberal principle do fascists take to an extreme? Do they believe in private property? No, they're aggressively statist and corporatist.
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[Insert Ghost Joke In Post]-alanche @travalanch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
GPU Acquired. It's real purdy That's one big component expense out of the way.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Katav 🐺 g(r)ay wolf 🐏 bighorn(y) ram @katav.gay · 26/08/2026
everyone will remember Tim Curry for Rocky Horror, Clue, Muppet Treasure Island, etc., but we can't forget his most important cultural contribution
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Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You fuckers made me do it. The Racist Academicals Patter Song.
[RACIST ACADEMICAL]
I am the very model of a racist academical,
With footnotes and citations to make bigotry seem credible,

I traffic in ideas that have long since been discredited,
Like human races being real and IQ is inherited!

I’ll sign an open letter that legitimates my bigotry,
My gender ideology is thuggery and piggery,

If criticized it’s academic freedom I will hide behind,
My high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!

[CHORUS OF CHUDS]
His high and mighty principles shan’t be questioned by your tiny mind!
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Matt Stoller's core beliefs are 1)fascism > liberalism 2)that's it
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
lmfaoooooooooo i'd say this is shivving Susan Collins for some esoteric Vance reason but tbh i think he really just believes his own* hype and doesn't realize this is attaching a tungsten anchor to her *and I truly mean "his own" in that he is the only person** who believes it
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*laughs in Bluesky*
Sidewalk sign with photo of pancakes and text:
Pancakes
Something we can all agree on
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