Reposted by HelenBlindManBaldwin @blindmanbaldwin.bsky.social · 15/10/2026she tried to get her son a job in the industry but it didn't work out for him lmao wonder what ever happened to him 1115
Reposted by HelenRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next 562210318
Reposted by Helenlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/10/2026agreed with the caveat that i think taco bell should make it explicit in their marketing that the chicken crunchwrap, their boldest innovation in decades, is transgender 352997385
Reposted by HelenNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I think Ronald McDonald threw the first brick at Stonewall. 823227
Reposted by HelenMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is also just empirically untrue as a matter of reading consumption: women do, in fact, read books by men. It’s men who do not read books by women. I suspect the reason is not “biological.” 481201158
Reposted by Helenellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 09/10/2026hey, citizens of the inner and mid rim. stop acting like the destruction of "Alderaan" is shocking. this isn't some new thing under the "Empire." The Republic was burning planets centuries before any of you woke up, you're just mad because your precious shitlib Senators got hit 1349071
Reposted by HelenThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form. 188111821873
Reposted by HelenLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I bulldozed a 200 year old tree today. 934962
Reposted by Helengeoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors 774166838
Helen @tozhido.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Lanterns discourse is gonna give me a migraine do ppl know you don't have to apply the frame of "if this were real life what would be the most pragmatic and/or lawfully appropriate thing to happen to this character" to their tv show 020
Reposted by Helenthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz 362716434
Reposted by Helens. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 01/10/2026In no circumstances ever should the state be murdering people. Judicial or extrajudicial. Period. 1494120
Reposted by Helendafoppishdandy @alabasterffxiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026mamdani has approved free suppressants and bite-resistant neck wraps for all uninsured omegas living in new york city 7673291
Reposted by Helenspooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Nothing in the bible supports any of this, of course - me watching play off baseball 174
Reposted by HelenNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Make Weird Nerds' Sex Parties and Harry Potter Fanfic None Of Our Business Again 214211
Reposted by HelenNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am skeptical of the most florid claims being made about AI's destructive potential, but I do think we need to heavily regulate AI for the sole reason that I would like to hear less about all of these people. 226732
Reposted by HelenTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is every bit as fragile, judgmental, and hostile as anything anyone said in the Globe piece! 1543954
Reposted by Helenjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026i feel like everyone is being quite unreasonable toward zendaya’s character in THE DRAMA 81159258
Reposted by HelenDrives Like a Dream @urban-achiever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"yeah, uh, i think there's, uhh, lots of different, uhh, levels of wealth." that's something only a rich person could come up with. 1303
Reposted by HelenMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026RIP to Chris Christie’s 2028 campaign, murdered by an octogenarian mere hours after launch 613301557
Reposted by Helentinytachyon @tinytachyon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026do you think tony gilroy knew that "Revanchsim exists in star wars but its named after a guy called Revan" when he decided to make a show about insurrectionary realpolitik where the main realpolitik guy is called Luthen Rael. do you think everybody in star wars starts talking about "Rael-politics" 823834
Reposted by HelenLinearA @linearao3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cannot wait to see all the bullshit pseudoscience we get out of this one. 2133
Reposted by HelenAndrew Robbins @robbinsa.me · 21/09/2026I have absolutely zero patience for "well if you define transplant in a way that nobody ever uses it and maybe describes two dozen people then what I said is actually progressive" 713014
Reposted by Helen☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 18/09/2025i made this one like five years ago on housing twitter and i hate how often it comes up 219830
Reposted by HelenPwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026we should formalize this for maximum discourse damage. Souls are real but original-sin means the AI souls are better 1939442
Reposted by HelensephirAmy @sephiramy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026how about some good news: new cat just dropped!!!! 5154201965
Reposted by HelenLinearA @linearao3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It is wet and cold. I hope all you summer-haters are satisfied. 1112
Reposted by HelenR'lyeh Precinct Captain Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 15/09/2026studio exec: so Pinnochio stop motion, sounds good gdt I assume you're hewing close to the Dinsney film? gdt: yeah pretty much, it will be a story about how we use the life we are given torn between the living Seraphim of Life and Death, while a commentary on modern fascism 1103
Reposted by Helen☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 30/05/2024me: i need to be normal also me: if their teeth work like straws and we assume a fully developed laminar flow, assume the twin straw teeth have a diameter of 2mm and the victim had 1.5 gallons of blood, with bp at 140/90+, we can begin to calculate the flow rate of vampi 26210
Reposted by HelenJoshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn. 6979491449
Reposted by HelenCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026nuclear deterrence works 3562482
Reposted by HelenMatthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It turns out “at least three, don’t play games with me kid” is actually the only politically successful answer to that question 162230341
Reposted by HelenDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026thousands of lesswrong posts x.com/natesilver538/status/20984288… 9208
Reposted by Helen☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026earth just racking up W after W while every other planet posting L's 513610
Reposted by HelenMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Iron Man in the cave but he's allied with the Houthis and instead of concealing plans across blueprints he's just got four Claude Code sessions up. 224712
Reposted by HelenSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 11/09/2026>the houthis were trying to use claude to build their rocket guidance system just get me off the fucking ride www.anthropic.com/threat-intel... 441067196
Reposted by Helenglenn close's reylo burner @soyauntie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026all-encompassing 13011
Reposted by HelenJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 09/09/2026We are trying to make Ultron, and the only way to stop that is to give us even more money, in which case we will make something that surely nobody else will try to turn into Ultron. Money please 314012
Reposted by Helendarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i would protect this chair with my life 732202196