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Psychopomp and Circumstance

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18-year-old Julies go away.

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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 10h
I like drawing from reference images, but I love drawing from memory and checking references later as a means of roasting my memory.
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 10h
Drawing of a zombie holding out some dandelions to a blushing ghost. Cartoon hearts float between them, and the zombie smiles with that remains of his jaw. The caption says “Soul Meets Body”
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t want constant attention. I just want the exact amount of attention I have decided is appropriate at any given moment
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Drawing of an ouroboros. It says “I never tried the viral my-own-tail, so I was kind of nervous, but it was sooooo good, and packed with protein.”
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YouTube’s anti-lexicon of bleeped words is getting ludicrously bloated. It now includes “cancer”
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some days the TL makes me feel lost and confused, and other days I’m thankful to lack context.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy October everyone.
Drawing of a brick wall. Three bricks are missing. Out of two of the gaps, a pair of hands pours a bottle of sherry into a snifter. From the third gap, a pair of eyes watches the glass intently.
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You don’t hide insulin at the bottom of a milkshake, so don’t hide ADHD meds behind regular telephone calls.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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OnlyFangs🧛🦇⚰️🖤🩸 @binkytoes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
17 year old me: so we’re just kinda working a job and finding little things to enjoy to get by? Current me: yeah, it’s a life. 17 year old me: Hayley Williams is still hot thought right? Current me: oh my god dude oh my god All the past versions of me in the room: oh my god
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. - Version with ALT text! Thank you @virginiaopossum.bsky.social for the help!
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is fucking absurd how much y’all want boys to have an unobstructed successful future and treat girls like fucking cannon fodder every last high school girl out there is more valuable to the world than a boy or man who has committed sexual assault
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First stew of the season. I got the lamb some of the best browning I’ve ever managed.
Photo of a pot with a stew stewing. It features a caramelized onion and Guinness base, lamb, butter potatoes, carrots, green beans, and peas.
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Tab/ Cookie @bavariancookie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me using em dashes with abandon even though it's a "sign" of AI writing 🙄
Michael Bolton from Office Space telling Samir "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have been followed by like… close to a dozen 18-year-old Julias this weekend alone.
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No Man’s Sky is cool because sometimes you’ll discover a planet called “Faelump”
Screenshot from No Man’s Sky showing a spaceship headed toward a ringed planet. The little scanner panned says the planet is called “Faelump”
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 03/10/2026
PRO TiP: to avoid a crisis of identity after someone you had a parasocial attachment to is revealed to have done something awful, try not making a parasocial relationship part of your identity
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
good weekend to get ur flu n covid shots. it’s the little steps u that keep everyone safe
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're a woman who plays EA Sports CFB or Madden, I wanna talk to you! And if you're a woman who loves football and don't play those games, I also wanna hear from you! Working on a piece on football, the sports video games, and well, US! RESHARES APPRECIATED
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mrs Doubtfire The Whole Time
Alt: Mrs Doubtfire The Whole Time
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/10/2026
I am glad that everyone has fun with name/pfp changes for October but unfortunately my brain immediately forgets who you are if those change at all
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would have had a lot more time to enjoy this cup of coffee if I hadn’t been cleaning up the one I brewed with no mug.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look, if you're worried about being remembered, don't try to pursue immortality or whatever, the smart move is to start selling substandard copper and then make sure anyone who complains deposits a physical copy of that complaint in a site that will later be archaeologically significant
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When a song that is otherwise free of brass has a brass outro, that’s one of my favorite things.
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Buddy
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 26/09/2026
Mass layoffs kill people. Thousands of quiet tragedies follow every billionaire's predatory decision. Never forget.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i don't care what the official unemployment rate is, no one has viral discussions about "what totally innocuous thing at a job interview will cause the hirer to irrationally reject your candidacy" in a strong labor market
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Posting this for my law friends.
Drawing of an anthropomorphic alligator in a suit, pointing dramatically, shouting “Objection!” The caption reads “Allitigator”
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Peach Red Bull and ice blue Gatorade mix well.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the truth is we out here
Pictured: Scully and Mulder from X-Files squatting & looking off into the distance. The bisexual flag is their background.
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Deedee Mega Doodoo @echidnabeans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Xbox: with Game Pass, we’re going to become the Netflix of Games *Cancels all their studios* I’ll be damned, they really did it!
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Glad to hear Beshear still standing up for trans kids. If the governor of fucking Kentucky can say we should let middle school kids make friends, any dem pol can. Period.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have her name muted and I can still tell when she’s about to release something by observing the posting patterns of her culty fans.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hot take but whatever you spray in a shared bathroom to "cover" your poop smell just smells like poop and fragrance mixed together
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Measuring tape is great. They should invent a measuring glue.
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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You can't, and shouldn't seek to, replace public schools or libraries with bookstores. You can't replace a public good with a private business, no matter how well-meaning or well-organized it may be.
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Psychopomp and Circumstance @toomuchmoxie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ll let people put a lot of things in my mouth, but I draw the line at words.
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