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Awlbie 🍂 🎃

@awlbie.bsky.social
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Luckily for you, reading my posts is voluntary. Long Covid/CFS/OH/MCAS/Migraineur She/they. Used to be @awlbiste.gay [It's pronounced like owl-beast.]

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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 1h
okay time to get ready to go to my ablation appt wheeeee, hour drive each way is less whee but my mom is driving me at least (drive back after the nerve ablation in my abdomen is kinda uncomfortable)
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 2h
it was supposed to rain all day today and we haven't had a single drop. what a bummer
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 4h
i'm dying here. taziki. no. please stop. tzatziki.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 6h
If you've never had to pick up your cat to cuddle him while you're sitting on the toilet, you might not have an orange
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 17h
Look it's not like anything has changed in millennia, but men just hating women with their full chest and other men agreeing or just staying silent will ALWAYS BE WEIRD.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 17h
Todd Rundgren says TS is aggressively mediocre: yes, yes okay Then says female artists are only popular because boys are buying video games instead of music: RECORD SCRATCH, MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 18h
kills me hearing people pronounce pnw place names sometimes. lady keeps putting the emphasis in snoqualmie on SNO. sno-KWALL-me
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 19h
apparently she was working on a new book at least this past spring 🤞🤞
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 19h
i never want to get to a medical appointment early, the less i have to sit around in a waiting room the better
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 21h
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Figured out all my time off for surgery and I'll be working 2.5 days the week of Dec 7 and 2.5 days the week of Dec 14 and that's it for the year (new surgery date is Nov 11)
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Note to self put your headphones in your work bag in the morning
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How I know sexuality isn't a choice is some women have to be attracted to men (could not be me)
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my hot take is that matières fécales is not as edgy as they think they are, and that naming yourself "shit" (fecal matter) is actually just cringe
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
torrid has me ip blocked so i can't go to their website so i can't submit this return???????????
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hot take but they shouldn't even make pop tarts without frosting, why even bother
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heeeehhhh I'm working 6 days in November, surgery, then 6 days in December, then off the last two weeks. The cost for that is no time off besides a few wfh days and one sick day from end of July to November 10
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Boss: I would like to do A or B Me: I think we should do A and here's why Boss: I want to do B and you should have known that and agreed with me Me: Okay we'll do B [Two days later] Boss: I'm going to do A WELP
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I inject my medication in different spots but only one of them bleeds sometimes, bodies are a mystery!" I mean yeah but also you probably just have a blood vessel close to the skin there and should stop poking a needle into it
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the pain clinic that does my abdominal ablations could call back after I just left a third message that would be grreeeaaaattt
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The wall animals stopped but then the herd of elephants upstairs paced around for a few hours
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get up to pee, hear animal sounds in wall. Guess I will not be going back to sleep, and either will Bert
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NO RLY WHEN DO THEY STOP
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i got one for my desk chair because i have one of those dumb carseat gamer chairs, so it fits perfectly, hella comfy
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i don't think i've ever gone wrong with some variation of meatball, potato, vegetable
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
honestly i love eggs but if i think too hard about it? i'll gross myself out. i'm sorry! i'm sure it's all fine! lots of people eat lots of other kinds of eggs! not me bro. not me.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my kitchen smells like pesto and lemons and i am really not mad about it
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
love me some chicken eggs, but the thought of eating any other bird eggs? disgusting. maybe i'd try quail eggs but that's it
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Back is hortin but I gotta make the green beans then I'm done with prepping dinners
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
found a pain pill in my hoodie pocket and i have several questions
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
once again i am begging this place to do a timed mute account
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i got some basil parmesan chicken meatballs on a whim at costco so i'm making pesto roasted potatoes and lemon green beans to go with for dinners this week. i got basil pesto and lemon pesto at trader joe's and did half and half. sounded good.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not quite done with it so we'll see, but so far s2e5 of dark matter is the best episode of the show
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the herd upstairs wakes me up with her snoring, flushing the toilet twice usually does the trick. You wake me up, I save you from a heart attack
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For animals I see regularly, sandhill cranes are always bigger and whitetail deer are always smaller than I think they are
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i was convinced by a couple people to watch the stavros special, and fuck, "i lost 70lbs, still in 3x" is really like staring right in a mirror. "lose 70 lbs, maintain every x? that's not fair" wow. wow.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why am i so cold, it's nearly 70F outside
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
jeez, only had this bag of potatoes for a couple weeks and about a third have tiny sprouts on them. used to take way longer than that, means they sat around longer than they used to before getting to the store.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
okay note to self, never accidentally buy plain yogurt for smoothies ever again. this was a MISTAKE. even with honey added i don't like it. always make sure it's vanilla. because now i have a moral and financial quandary on do i keep the plain yogurt because throwing away food is bad/expensive
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i think i have earned doing nothing today (by virtue of being a human trying to stay alive in this stupid world, you too have earned a do nothing day if you want it)
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's about to be warmer again for a few days but in the meantime it's a little too chilly, so we're running the heat for the first time this season
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am checking out every bookshelf that presents itself in people's photos (and judging. Only negatively for randos usually though)
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I slept in tomorrow I would not be mad about it, just sayin, universe
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tilda swinton that's it, that's the post
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lmao my sister's daughter doing a school fun run in pink cowboy boots. Amazing.
Stepsister's daughter doing a school fun run in pink cowboy boots, she is a fashionista
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
might have to use some of my savings to pay off my ffel loans so i can be eligible for a student loan payment plan that isn't $500 a month. FUN!
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i sent a mychart message to the surgery scheduler to thank him for working so hard to get me a surgery date and he sent such a nice message back 😭😭
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
November 11 in town with the original gyn that I saw and liked! something must have happened with that second gyn (who did my polypectomy) because she was supposed to do the rescheduled surgery but never signed off on it. i got the impression when she did my post-op she did not approve.
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I HAVE SURGERY NEWS! and I will type it all up when I get home
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Awlbie 🍂 🎃 @awlbie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Am I getting a migraine? Just take me out back
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