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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity

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geniuses are never respected in their lifetime. reskeets sponsored by the squirrels in my backpack.

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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 13m
time to type out a long paragraph over and over for and hour and then just backspace it all
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 29m
believe in yourself, loser!
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 30m
you’re problem is you’re deeply insecure but I can’t tell you that bc you would take it the wrong way.
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 31m
this is the 50th time you’ve brought up that fun fact to dodge the question and it’s not really that fun of fact anymore also I’m going to scream now
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 39m
wow im just really looking forward to watching a loved one’s life totally circle the drain around their inability to face a painful decision that’s also very obvious to everyone on the outside but they aren’t our strings to cut so it just seems callous for us to say anything
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 1h
in middle school shit kids were always calling in bomb threats to try and get school cancelled. what was that about? what are the kids doing instead these days
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 1h
Dudes, have you dropped a friendship because a guy was the a creep or inappropriate to women? Did you pay a price?
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 1h
new social etiquette: you need to decide how the check is split before the waitress comes before you even look at the menu
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 1h
i have ADHD. i can start at the least important thing or i can do nothing. i will not be doing stuff if in a logical order. that’s not an option. it never was an option and it never will be. I can ride the wave of incrementally more important tasks or I can sit here all day on blooski or something
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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 5h
"they're crazy" guess what rape does to your mental health! "she's broke" guess what rape does to your finances! "he's bitter" guess what surviving rape does to your vision of the world!
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/07/2026
A tiny orange kitten named Gary lies next to a diagram of a neuron under text reading: "Gary has brought you a brain cell. He believes you desperately need one. say thank you to gary."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/07/2026
"Godzilla was recently made police chief of a Tokyo station for one day." [image shows a Japanese cop presenting a certificate and a sash to Godzilla.]

Quoted with: "*tears in my eyes, lip wobbling* a-acab...a-acab includes...i-includes..."
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 26/01/2026
I don't make the rules; I just make up the rules
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 5h
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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gabbs @girlboss.capital · 2h
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 2h
and on that day god said “O, fuck! The laundry!”
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
every muppet bleeds a different color
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 2h
“it’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission” idk man im kinda pretty people seem like telling me “sure, ok!”
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 2h
“tell Sales to stop upsetting my autists in the warehouse!”
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 4h
i told the old man to stop fucking around with trying to change the batteries on a flashlight so we could finish the actual important admin we have and then I looked away for 2 seconds and the old bastard got up and found a 3rd screwdriver to fuck around with.
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
happy Buckets Of Stuff Soaking in Oxi-Clean All Over The House Day to all who celebrate
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
and holy shit do I love oxi-clean
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oxi-clean does what you’re wishing bleach would do (remove stains, brighten whites). bleach for laundry care not recommended much by experts any more, too damaging to fabric and not actually that effective at removing stains.
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 5h
sometimes I think about making a business card for homemaking but also the shit im best at is not really stuff I want to advertise. I just washed puke out of someone’s sneakers and they look really fresh. but if people knew about that & just started sending puke shoes my way I would be v unhappy
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 5h
it’s messed up how much oxi-clean + warm water + time fixes like almost everything. it feels like a secret but it’s not you can get it at Costco and shit.
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 6h
I woke up feeling motivated on a Monday (which is a real Punxsutawney Phil situation for how the whole week goes) and I think this week is a gonna be a Rearrange All The Furniture Week.
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 6h
I love to pile all the dirty laundry up on the bed and then stripping the fitted sheet up around it like a big sack. it makes me feel like Santa. like the worst fucking Santa hello children I brought you 3 weeks worth of dirty laundry.
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 6h
we’ve lost the plot entirely on throw pillows. and also you’re fucking killing me with the way you buy a fancy pillow and can’t be bothered to cut the tag off.
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 6h
continually surprised that scented candles haven’t been cancelled yet: -consumerist garbage -pricey for how stinky the room still is -headache community wishes you’d stop with the fragrances -air quality concerns -did I mention it’s not covering up the weed smell like at all not even a little
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 12h
Deepak Karra (deepak_karra on IG) captured this shot of a pink robin, native to the forests of South Australia & Tasmania. In technical terms, this is a bird shaped like an orb, or 'BORB'. 🐦🟣 Reminder that this little guy is a direct descendant of theropod dinosaurs like T. rex. (📷: Deepak Karra)
A poof of bright pink belly feathers that looks like one of those fuzzy pencil-toppers is surmounted by a dark grey head in which is a wary dark eye.  It's gripping a pink flowering branch that changes from nearly vertical to actually vertical, requiring a sort of death grip by the legs.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 11h
Artist: @mrlovenstein.bsky.social
four-panel webcomic by Mr. Lovenstein featuring two minimalist cartoon characters, one yellow and one pink.

Panel 1: The yellow character looks down from above and asks, "IS EVERYTHING OK, BUDDY?"

Panel 2: A close-up of the pink character looking downcast and replying, "YEAH, I'M JUST STUCK IN A RUT RIGHT NOW".

Panel 3: A wider shot reveals the pink character standing inside a deep trench in the ground. The yellow character stands at the edge above and says, "DUDE, YOU'VE BEEN IN THAT RUT FOR SIX YEARS".

Panel 4: The yellow character gestures angrily, shouting, "YOU STARTED DECORATING IT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!" as the pink character sweats nervously next to a small side table holding a vase of flowers inside the pit.
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maureen @maureenf.bsky.social · 12h
fierce and nimble speaker should only be used to describe Bernard and Bianca from The Rescuers (1977).
Bernard and Bianca, two mice with hearts of gold wearing purple and red clothing, from Disney’s The Rescuers 1977
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 12h
The idea that better things aren’t possible is fertile soil for reactionary politics.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 12h
Set record for longest serving GOP Speaker of the House✅ Went to prison for sexually abusing teenage boys✅ Highest ranking elected U.S. official to serve a prison sentence✅ Would love to see that last record broken soon🌅🇺🇸
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 12h
if I had children they would not be allowed to go to church or play sports bc the number of adults who get into coaching & preaching just to be closer to kids with little supervision. I’ve heard too much. I know too much.
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 12h
abusing kids from a coach position, covering it up with politician cash, guys there’s a real pattern here across men who seek positions of power and esteem.
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Georgina Kiersten @ingloriousgigi.bsky.social · 12h
When you have ADHD you learn pretty quickly that routines can't be maintained all the time. That sometimes you are going to drop the ball. I think the biggest coping mechanisms I have learned is not to punish myself for that but to get back to the routine.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15h
rosetyilers on tumblr: "ameri*can* but ameri*shouldn't*"

cuddleslutash: "Can this be our foreign policy from now on"
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 12h
static.klipy.com
Im Gonna Get You Come Here
ALT: Im Gonna Get You Come Here
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 12h
Nancy 10/5/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 7
Nancy shudders, reflecting on her past week of Sluggo Hat Trauma… this week, the nightmare continues….
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Nilah "Nine Jobs" Magruder @nilahmagruder.com · 13h
The people saying "book bans are good for book sales" and that "AI is here to stay, just accept it" are basically saying the same thing: that you should be quiet about harmful things and accept the status quo. Which is why you should scream and keep screaming against harmful systems.
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 12h
Cc: @chowdastan.bsky.social
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Saturday donkey run and toast with Nelly our cute donkey
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Morning Donkey
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Fi 🇪🇺 @rahhead01.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Donkey Coaty #WordsmithsWardrobes
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I want a donkey now
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This is sooooo sweet. Donkey is just a big dog ❤️❤️ TT: thewalkingdonkey Jordan and Donkey
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 20h
"Why, yes, I do go to Great Clips. Why do you ask?"
A mule for a donkey or a burro or something like that I just really don't know the difference
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 20h
Greek life disparities youtube.com/shorts/8X-aW...
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such a sad reality
YouTube video by Miss Redacted
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