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Umberto

@umberto2.bsky.social
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Native Clevelander, born and raised. Educated in the Northeast. Living in California for 20+ years. Stop making podcast equipment available to comedians and UFC goons! I’m begging you!

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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 18h
Was Fani Willis even at that game in Atlanta, or were they really just making that stretch?
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never forget
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The question is, why is that movie trying to make Chris Hansen out as evil? Are they trying to make pedophiles seem like good people? Chris Hansen exposed a Netanyahu security pedo. It’s all Epstein Class Psy ops. Shame on A24 films and Robert Pattinson. Chris Hansen always did good work.
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
KKK=Anti-Abortion Groups 🤴
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@blockedforthispost.bsky.social Can I get post on your page for this one? I think it’s super funny.
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.mlb.com/news/guardia... @timstebbins.bsky.social
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Guardians clinch 3rd consecutive playoff berth with another late surge
One year after their historic comeback to win the AL Central, the Guardians know better than anyone that the baseball season is a marathon full of twists and turns. Maybe this one didn’t require a lat...
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m 5’8”. I’m short. It’s sucks because I was 5’8” in 8th grade. Luckily I was —and am — athletic. I also have a functional penis and good sex wife with my wife. Therefore, I don’t need this surgery to make up for something that’s missing. I’d rather buy a house. This is insane.
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Epstein Class. His trial is 9/30/26
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 23/09/2026
Trump at the UN today basically said "I am the world's greatest peacemaker and I will commit mass genocide to prove it"
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Checking in on democrats and republicans
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Some of the most obnoxious people on this site are those who absolutely incensed that normal folks have given themselves over to extreme scenarios because we have an autocratic dictator criminal destroying our country. Like, are you really shocked and surprised at this point? Get over yourselves.
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In the lead up to the 2008 Democratic primary, there were zero serious people warning us that Obama must never be the presidential nominee. With Newsom, that’s not the case at all. This man cannot be our candidate in 2028.
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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 21/09/2026
"You're right! That runway wasn't actually clear which is why you crashed into another plane. Would you like me to call an ambulance?" www.politico.com/news/2026/09...
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Inside airlines’ panic as FAA pushed new AI tool
The aviation agency is now going with a more modest rollout to help manage flight scheduling.
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cover your drinks!!! 🤮 🤢
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump planning his Washington DC fortress and unveiling his latest improvement youtu.be/RpoGFD81ydM?...
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Original Ideal Robot Commando Toy TV Commercial AD 1961
YouTube video by Open By Chance
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t listen to AI insiders. They are psychotic carnival barkers.
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ANZAC @anzac69.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
40 Trillion; FFS! Here's something that'll help u visualise a number that big 1 million seconds ≈ 11.6 DAYS 1 billion seconds ≈ 31.7 YEARS 1 trillion seconds ≈ 31,688.7 YEARS so 40 trillion seconds ≈ 1,267,548 YEARS Including leap years! Eat the rich & their cake! Madame Guillotine's hungry!
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“AI safety” needs to be policy from the government to regulate industry. Not the industry trying to regulate itself. It’s the same story we’ve been discussing with polluting industries and many other less obvious “free market” sectors. Industry doesn’t police itself. It takes and takes and takes.
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the one post of the 53 that I think sums up what’s going on here. Fuck these fucking losers. Don’t give them an inch.
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Mark O'Connell @oconnellmark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Guards win pivotal series against division rival White Sox with 2 wins and 1 loss. This is big.
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cartoonist: Daniel Medina
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
SUCKERS!!! Hahahahahhahaahhaha
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Rollins Band Liar
ALT: Rollins Band Liar
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Robert Kraft is an Epstein pervert rapist pedo monster and Ed Sheeran is a fucking wimp.
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So there’s like one dude who was forced to fornicate with an animal against his will and that person absolutely must be employed by the FBI for some reason and thats what is going on with the FBI beastiality hearing? Do I have that right?
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The guy who helped kick Macklemore off Ed Sheeran’s tour was charged with soliciting prostitution, got those charges dropped with the help of Epstein’s lawyer, is a longtime friend of Trump, has taken NFL players on propaganda trips to Israel, and received a special $1 million award from Netanyahu.
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s music sucks too.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Some details: Kremlev, the Russian who sponsored Don Jr's wedding, is a former member of the Night Wolves biker gang, went to China with Putin and is personally sanctioned by Ukraine for his role in abducting children www.propublica.org/article/dona...
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Donald Trump Jr.’s Wedding Bankrolled by Putin-Linked Russian Oligarch
The oligarch, Umar Kremlev, spent hundreds of thousands on expenses like renting out a private island. He appears to have met Trump Jr. only recently, but he attended the intimate wedding with a large...
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A band that’s already edible: String Cheese Incident
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do these same interviewers also ask Republicans about Musk? No, they don’t. And that’s the problem here. @jamellebouie.net with the insight youtu.be/COUIZyAZtkA?...
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The media double-standard that lets the GOP get away with taking millions from a white supremacist
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 12/09/2026
We need all hands on deck over the next seven weeks to defeat the fascists and win the midterms. You can help out from anywhere: 2026.indivisible.org?utm_source=b...
(over an image of a map of the US that shows Indivisible’s nine Senate target states and 31 House target districts for the midterm elections) It’s time to win the midterms.
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A statement by a racist man who has no core beliefs and hates his own family, contrasted with an actual policy proposal for people who see degradation for what it truly is.
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Funny how Republicans keep getting away with “we are the patriot party” when we fought a whole ass world war against Germany and defeated them, only for their party to embrace the failed losers we beat. And media lets them get away with this.
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit. Fuck his family too. The fact that we have one party dropping everything for some stupid memorial for this racist asshole is beyond shameful. Disgraceful.
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When the time comes, demolishing the White House ballroom and the stupid Trump Arc de Moron will be our Berlin Wall moment. Everyone gets a pickaxe. Maybe we can even have David Hasselhoff sing on top of the rubble.
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Our Press helps Trump because they like Trump
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Spectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 12/03/2026
good night, sewers. good night, streams. good night, operations and maintenance teams. good night, settling tanks. good night, stream banks. good night, engineers, scientists, crews, managers, inspectors, analysts too. a good night for us means serving with care. good night, sewers, everywhere.
overlooking a series of circular water filled tanks of a sewage treatment plant at night. 

lights line a long brick building on the horizon as a blue-black sky is stark behind a veil of thin puffy clouds in the distance.
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Elon Musk is a Nazi
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
JD Vance is a racist
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Picture a hot dog bun and throw all the stars, the hundreds of stars there are in the universe into a pack-into a bag. And put the universe into a bag and all of a sudden they become, um…
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Mind Blown Boom - Adult Swim Man
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Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @skippjon1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There's no evidence that we can neutralize MAHA with a better health care system. Western Europe has universal access and lower costs — and still has huge anti-vaxx and “medical freedom” movements. MAHA is driven by right-wing misinformation, not legitimate grievances with US healthcare.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Where Is Marco Rubio.......?
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Major media are afraid if they report the obvious fact that the president is crazy, he'll do something crazy to harm them. That's one reason they're normalizing his craziness.
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Tony @tiletony.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's impossible to ignore, Trumpism attracts a type.
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Susan Behrens @susanbehrens.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Are the Sunday political show hosts going to ask all republicans to denounce Patrick Havas, the way they ask all democrats to denounce Hasan Piker?
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Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So a targeted political assassination by a pedo criminal Nazi goon. Sounds like an average Republican activist.
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