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Youngy @mancversusfood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is just further proof of the bent nature of the sponsorships. No regular sponsor would threaten to sue the Prem for the reputational damage of a report they arent even named in. They would just cut ties with the club www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when the chip breaks once, whatever. when the chip breaks again, “oh hell yeah this is about to be good”
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jim barbacoa® @ericisgood.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's very easy to get lost down the rabbit hole of michael stipe shit on youtube because he rules youtu.be/DS0Y1mGiSUg?...
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Radiohead - Lucky (with Michael Stipe)
YouTube video by arpegix
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Reacher just dropped “We (I wanna) talk to Sampson” #flymetothemoon
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wanted to be Sabin found out I as only Locke.
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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Don’t dress like you’re in Pirates of Penzance if you want to win
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@drewmagary.bsky.social You have plenty of bad takes and I’ve forgiven all but two, but it distinctly is NOT coming home.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 30/06/2026
The thing about social media age restrictions is that it treats today’s internet as an inevitability we all just have to deal with. The internet (and the WORLD) wasn’t like this until like four dudes were allowed to own & monetize as much tech real estate as they wanted. Fix THAT problem.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Sites like ours need traffic to survive, and writers like me need those sites to stay alive to remain employed. Now Google, which is set as the default search engine in nearly every piece of tech you consume, is poised to cut off their oxygen supply altogether." www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
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Google hates you
"The repercussions of Google's pivot to AI will be vast and horrid."
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Alabama in England?
A spectator in the English Championship play-off wearing a Bass Pro Shops hat.
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social Probably not the first to note this in your direction, but two of the contestants on Top Chef share a moment talking about Warhammer. One likes playing as humans, then elves; the other Orcs, then elves.
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
this goes hard as fuck
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Somehow I think I outrank all of y’all catholically and I won’t get into specifics but that whole discussion had me cackling maniacally as I walked to [redacted].
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Seeing odd parallels between the first three minutes of Cocaine Bear and Dune Part III.
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
/putting all my eggs in three baskets /drops all of them like a Marx Brother
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
on Saturday at 1:08 pm GMT I will become the first human to wing an empty beer can at the moon
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
MISSION CONTROL: prepare to enter the vacuum of space DOG ASTRONAUT: wait the what now
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@bencollins.bsky.social I just lived through the 14 hours thing TODAY and it was a fucking train.
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Thank you state of sin for bouncing the holy roller jesus freaks. A just world still exists.
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
To all who celebrate
Caesar dressing bottle with knife
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Lolll the new Top Chef Carolinas starts with Jimmie Johnson and Kyle Busch talking awkwardly about (others) bootlegging and running from the feds. Y’all might not care about the show but I know just enough about NASCAR and stock car racing to know that’s funny.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 14/03/2026
🎶 3.1415926535… 🎶 For #PiDay enjoy the first 50 digits of Pi, sung to the tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic. 𝝅 It’s one of 56 delightful readings by LibriVox volunteers, in styles & languages from Hebrew to Cylon. 🎧 Listen to them all ⤵️ archive.org/details/pi_0... #HappyPiDay
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
30 years ago tonight:
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 13/03/2026
if you haven't watched "Too Funny To Fail", you really need to. The Dana Carvey Show was ahead of its time.
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I thought these edibles weren’t shit; turns out I wrote up a “Mrs. Robinson”-esque ode to Virginia Woolf.
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
AI’s first goal is to remove rational thinking from our lives. Step three; profit! What’s step two? There is no step two.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 12/02/2026
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Adam Whittaker Spookily @snaves.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
2026 MLS Kit Reviews Insults only Starting off with the “Where’s the rest of the Barbershop Quartet” kit
Austin FC away jersey. It has pale white and green vertical stripes
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social umm is just that good or is he on one. You’d be someone to ask.
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solace @solace.music · 30/01/2026
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
You probably heard that the Tour Down Under was interrupted by kangaroos last week. So I ranked the countries where cycling's top races take place by how much it'd suck to encounter the national animal at full speed on a bike.
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The Countries of the UCI World Tour, Ranked by the Threat their Charismatic Megafauna Pose to…
When you write about a niche sport — and I think it’s fair to call road cycling a niche sport, at least in the United States — there’s…
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Don’t bother putting Yoko away in Shawshank; she is ready.
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Chicago No Kings
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Rien Gray @riengray.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I haven’t seen a lot of cis people I usually see pushing for calls, etc. doing so about these rules provisions, which would devastate trans people nationally. Calls need to be made to all electeds and a firm stance taken ASAP, with ten times the fervor of the Kimmel/D+ event
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Helen 🏳️‍⚧️✊🏻💕 @mimmymum.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
“Anti-trans harassment and violence is all the rage. Trans people are afraid to leave the country, let alone leave their houses. The right-wing ecosystem has gladly spent years creating these conditions, while Democrats have by turns avoided saying anything about them at all” 😞 👉🏻 archive.ph/ewBhT
THE CUT

They Want the Shooter to Be Trans
By Lex McMenamin, a writer and editor at Teen Vogue.
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Defector @defector.com · 10/09/2025
Defector has outlived these things: defector.com/things-we-ha...
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Defector Has Outlived These Things | Defector
Five years is a long time to exist. Let’s take a moment to remember some things Defector has outlived:
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
a classic six panel comic where there are two characters: one person (presumably a democrat) and someone else in a MAGA hat with a red button between them. 

in the first panel the MAGA dude says "for each press, an epstein file will be released." 

in the second panel, he adds, "but you won't know if it's for a dem or a maga"

in the third panel, the dem hits the button — "bip!" — as the maga dude sweats. he continues to sweat in the fourth panel.

in the fifth panel, the dem continues to hit the button — "bip bip bip bip!"

and in the last panel, the dem is furiously hitting the button (bips are everywhere) as the maga dude tries to pull him away and yells "someone call kash!" 

the point is democrats want all pedophiles exposed, regardless of party affiliation, and knowing some of ours might be included doesn't change that.
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Passing Shadow @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Honking on Bobo sorry not sorry
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Chaz Firestone @chazfirestone.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!
a tissue on a tray with a bunch of pictures and phrases and about food. but it seemingly contains a bunch of errors and nonsense:

“Doltclous”
“A full suamsh makes for you a happy heram”
“bood food is bood mood”
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toomanyjakes.bsky.social @toomanyjakes.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
@knoxharrington.bsky.social The pub I’m at is playing New Radicals. So it’s 50/50 if the next song is better?
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