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Tony Peaches

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Baltimore, MD

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 22h
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I’m ever going to get the appeal of pivoting to video for podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and never once have I thought, my God, I need to SEE these people! I’m on a walk or doing the dishes, I don’t need video. 
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 02/10/2026
he probably heard marriage is a union
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike McCarthy going to pull up some Minecraft at halftime
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
O’s not last
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mother Nature on the right side of history here.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Phil Bomb incoming
Phil Lesh
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bob Odenkirk classic car guy from I Think You Should Leave
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got ‘em…
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Guy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Blansas?!?
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Adam Bates @abates.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
bro you had one job
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Love to sit like I’m in a Tim & Eric sketch.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
lol. lmao. cooked
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How’s the Zionist project going? Israeli gov’t messing up so bad, they’re about to will into existence a dang Ed Sheeran Disco Demolition Night.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Vibes slightly less rancid today. Beautiful weather outside. Maybe better things are possible. Do I dare watch the Orioles tonight?
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wow, 25 years. Celebrating a classic today.
Bob Dylan's "Love And Theft" released 9/11/01
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Orioles Magic Babyyyyyyy!!!! That’s how it’s done! Never any doubt
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Real America
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“ALDEY” Look how they massacred my boy.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ah well, nevertheless…. #orioles
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I guess Matt Holliday does not also give base running lessons.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy September. The shift to Soup Mode has been postponed due to a high of 91.
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bramblin_man @bramblinman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
orioles
pitcher andrew kittredge with a surprised look on his face
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Back online. Let’s go O’s!
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Back online. Let’s go O’s!
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Feed looking reeeaaaallll stupid today.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i’m dying. i’m dead
zohran holding a the power broker book up in front of his face. caption reads “but robert moses is another video entirely)
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
REPORTER: Do you feel like the booing affected your performance? Is it going to affect your performance this season? CLEVELAND BROWNS QB TED BUNDY (ambiguous smile on lips): It says more about this fan base than me.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
As disappointing as sports fandom can sometimes be, I can always thank my lucky stars and say, “lol browns”
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/08/2026
Everything is so stupid
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When I read posts I feel confused and unsettled but when I read a book I feel calm enjoyment. Ah well, time to read several hundred posts
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 21/08/2026
I once told a weezer fan friend that I liked “Hash Pipe” and he got so mad he had to go outside to cool off
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
*to the tune of Creed- Say I from the album Human Clay* Scott Stapp:
Lay’s bag
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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The Dishwasher (a baseball blog) @thedishwasher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Anyway all this to say fire Mike Elias
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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Baseball Card Boss: We have to do something unique this year. Anything in mind Designer: Yeah, of course, get this: communism Baseball Card Boss: Wha- Designer: Yeah like Pete Alonso but he's a Soviet propaganda guy. We already printed like a million. He already signed them
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Perry Bacon @perrybaconjr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The right’s war on higher education has been so successful in part because so many university trustees and presidents also hate professors and students.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Brother, I bet you would…
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Orioles Magic
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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the nothing industrial complex
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