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Mackenzie

@mackenzievogt.net
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Aspiring poster | Husband & Father | Music enjoyer, especially classical | Gearhead | Photographer | Sports fan | Former Jeopardy! Champ | New Jerseyan | he/him

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 4h
Is this the 2026 equivalent of your grandpa building the elaborate model train landscapes in the basement
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 8h
Mets legend Dom Smith??
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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 8h
It’s pretty great how the Phillies exist to give their fans eternal ambient anxiety
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 8h
blah blah blah blah blah blah
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 8h
lol he had to make up for that
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 9h
Bryce Harper what are you doing man
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 10h
This guy really needs to be out on the campaign trail again
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 18h
from:me Chewbacca
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 20h
Most TV is just this now.
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 18h
[Mark Knopfler voice] you’ve gotta run on heavy heavy dew-l
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 29/09/2026
theonion.com
It Only Tuesday
WASHINGTON, DC—After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were dishearte...
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 29/09/2026
Current issue I'm facing is whenever I see anyone use the term "AI Sex Cult" my brain immediately parses it into Basement Jaxx's "Where's Your Head At?" A... I.... Sex... Cult... AI SEX CULT! AI SEX CULT!
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 29/09/2026
Gas is 6 bucks a gallon. Letting carmakers shove V8s in cars again will not help
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CARTOON/RAISIN.GIF
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 29/09/2026
People keep teasing about this but I'd totally rock this tweed jacket. Lose the hat, tho.
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 29/09/2026
Clappin' Chip 📷 Minolta STsi, Maxxum 28-135mm f/4 🎞️ Kodak Vision 320T #photography #filmphotography #believeinfilm #35mm #disneyworld
A color film photo from Disney World of a person in a Chip costume clapping along with some music. Behind them is a band - a man playing a tuba and a drummer. They are blurred from the bokeh of the picture.
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 29/09/2026
Current issue I'm facing is whenever I see anyone use the term "AI Sex Cult" my brain immediately parses it into Basement Jaxx's "Where's Your Head At?" A... I.... Sex... Cult... AI SEX CULT! AI SEX CULT!
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 29/09/2026
Mariachi band national anthem in 3/4 time? Woke 2 is coming
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 29/09/2026
OMG this mariachi band doing the national anthem is amazing and an incredibly subversive political statement that I did not expect to come from… Chicago Bears management?
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 28/09/2026
@optimstie.bsky.social !!
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 28/09/2026
I've seen this so many times and I just realized this is Dennis Wilson? From the Beach Boys??
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 28/09/2026
Hour long peloton ride complete 😤
A skeleton riding a bicycle with its jaw open
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 27/09/2026
I am going to punt the Liberty Bibberty mascot into a running trash compactor
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 28/09/2026
Take, take me home (to my computer full of Corel Clipart)
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 28/09/2026
Now we are getting down to brass tacks. Finally
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think you need to be a doctor to know that subjecting children to Jets football is harmful.
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 27/09/2026
I am going to punt the Liberty Bibberty mascot into a running trash compactor
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 27/09/2026
CBS keeps telling me this and it’s a Zoosha, to me
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 27/09/2026
Dinozzo is back. On NCIS.
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Jonathan Keller @jkeller5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hang The Banner!!!!
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 27/09/2026
Dolphins football
The pain box scene from Dune (1984)
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 27/09/2026
Bringing an iced coffee to the interview while choosin’ texas plays from my phone speaker on repeat
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 27/09/2026
The boy names for girls tiktok with the little girl named Richard
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 27/09/2026
The simpsons dating rejects. Comic book guy, Barney, disco Stu, etc
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 27/09/2026
Need the football games to start to escape choosin texas discourse
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 26/09/2026
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Oscar Isaac Dancing in Ex Machina Scene
Alt: Oscar Isaac Dancing in Ex Machina Scene
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 26/09/2026
IRL dreamworks face
The dream works face. A smirking half smile
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BE NOT MCAFRAID
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Screenshot of a caption in an article, which reads 

Amanda Bonesteel sometimes has a turkey sandwich for lunch. Amanda Bonesteel
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 26/09/2026
Gertie... now with a light leaks 📷 Minolta STsi, Maxxum 28-135mm f/4 🎞️ Kodak Vision 320T #photography #filmphotography #believeinfilm #35mm #disneyworld
Gertie at Hollywood Studios. There is a big pink light link on the left hand side of the picture. It still works tho.
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 26/09/2026
The real blackpill is that a lot of people were more-or-less tolerant of Trump 2 until the car juice got too expensive
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 25/09/2026
Good sky here at the park tonight
The park with an orange sunset
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Mike Feigin 🥯 @mikefeigin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eighteen and one.
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 25/09/2026
Bringing two iced coffees to the interview and telling the interviewer they’re both for me thanks
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 25/09/2026
Congrats to the NYT for curating the most middlebrow list of teevee shows imaginable. “You did it”
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 25/09/2026
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Cute Child Tipping 'RE2PECT' Hat
Alt: Cute Child Tipping 'RE2PECT' Hat
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